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Clips from South Park - Professor Chaos (S06E06)

"Well, sure."
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"Butters, we have to have a very difficult conversation."
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"Well, in the months since our friend Kenny died,"
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"- Lame. - Lame, yes."
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"and attempts at being our friend."
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"I thought we were really having fun together."
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"You know your way out, right?"
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"I buy tampons at the store for them..."
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"A shadow of a man who can find no companionship,"
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"Prepare, oh little town."
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"Yes, sleep for now."
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"Ha ha ha..."
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"but unfortunately there is only room for one of you."
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"going out with each one of you, and narrowing our choices down,"
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"Now, the first thing we have to do is cut the list down"
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"to the amusement park together to see who we want to cut."
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"so put on your best friend faces and may the best friend win!"
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"Oh, and we will be needing a $10 per person entrance fee."
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"Ha ha ha ha haaa!"
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"And now this puny world will bow down to me!"
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"Ha ha ha haaa!"
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"It was a really fun time, we rode all the rides,"
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"and everyone got along great."
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"Yeah, I really hope I win because--"
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"And the great thing was that because Jimmy's crippled"
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"That was definitely big points for Jimmy, y'know."
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"But then, we get to the ride itself and..."
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"I'd have to pick Timmy, because Timmy doesn't tell lame jokes."
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"One thing's for sure,"
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"Hee ha ha ha haa!"
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"Oh, the look on their faces when they got the wrong soup!"
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"I love bringing chaos!"
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"Alright, everyone, it was a tough decision"
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"If you receive a rose, please stay. If you don't, please get the fudge out."
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"Just one rose left, Kyle, who does it go to?"
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"- Good morning, Butters. - It certainly is, Mother!"
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"made somebody get the wrong soup order at Bennigan's."
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"You, you didn't?"
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"Dad, could I see the newspaper real quick?"
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"- This looks pretty good. - Yeah, it's not bad."
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"Next."
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"Okay, so now we're gonna see how you all work"
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"as a friend during class time."
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"on how you help us cheat and give us answers."
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"So! You all think that you can outsmart Professor Chaos, do you?"
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"the result is going to end in a zero or five."
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"Uh, I need to go to the bathroom, really bad."
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"Okay, so for instance, children--"
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"Alright I'm going to the bathroom now."
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"Uh, what's the question again?"
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"Five!"
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"But he pushed me down and I scraped my elbow."
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"Yes, go on and see the red mark on my elbow,"
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"the red mark I made myself"
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"It looks fine, Butters."
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"Oh yeah? Well, you're a stupid Jew!"
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"Yes, my minions of chaos."
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"This could be a trap set by the FBI."
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"Oh, I'll be at the docks, precious FBI,"
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"Come, my minions, we haven't much time."
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"to narrow the list down from 10 to six."
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"Tweek..."
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"Towelie."
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"You don't pick people you wanna be with"
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"Clyde, I believe I said get the fudge out,"
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"Join me?"
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"Yeah, I want to join you in your conquest of destruction."
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"I want to follow you and-- whatever you're doing."
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"Together, we shall bring the world to its knees"
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"General Disarray."
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"Now let us go look for my minions!"
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"Because they ran away..."
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"Well, I don't think I did too well in the bathing suit competition."
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"Wow, what a terrific audience."
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"A guy walks into a b..."
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"A guy walks, a guys walk into a b-b..."
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"Next, please."
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"What am I supposed to do?"
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"Oh, very well--"
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"Alright, that does it! Pip, get the fudge out!"
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"and this is my partner in evil, General Disarray."
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"and now it is time for my final labor of loathing."
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"I don't wanna die. I don't wanna die!"
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"Now watch, watch as your precious planet drowns!"
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"Boy, this sure is taking a long time."
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"I think Towelie's awesome."
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"Now come on, you guys, we can't take this decision lightly."
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"as our new friend."
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"The moment of truth is here."
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"Kyle, who does the rose go to?"
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"We are going to tear down the Earth's precious atmosphere!"
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"Say good-bye to your precious ozone and hello to chaos!"
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"- Ah ha ha, ha ha ha. - Ha ha, ha haa!"
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"Will Professor Chaos' latest plot succeed"
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"And which boy has been chosen to be the replacement for Kenny?"
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"- Okay, here he comes. - Who wants to tell him?"
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"I'll do it."
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"Hey, fellas! I'm glad you called me!"
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"There's a pie eating contest down at the firehouse,"
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"and I thought we should all go!"
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"Butters, could you take a seat, please?"
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"What is it?"
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"you've really stepped up as a friend and "filled the gap", so to speak."
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"Oh, it's my pleasure! I love being you guys' new friend."
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"Yes, well, Butters, it's just not working out."
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"Not working out?"
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"I'm afraid we're gonna have to let you go-- as our friend."
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"You're just too..."
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"But I can get better."
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"Butters, you just don't really fit in with us here."
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"We think it's best for all of us"
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"if you look for friendship opportunities elsewhere."
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"But we certainly want to thank you for all your hard work"
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"Lame as they were."
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"But I thought we were really getting along great."
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"Yes, well, we weren't."
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"Please, fellas, don't fire me."
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"We're sorry, Butters, our mind is made up."
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"But we certainly want to thank you for coming by."
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"- Phew! - Whew!"
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