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Clips from The Simpsons (1989) - Comedy (S28E28)

"It's time for it to go."
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"Nyeh! No one ever thanked me"
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"Speaking of college education..."
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"Meeting adjourned! Oh, man."
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"BART: Let's see."
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"Car door handles,"
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"Did this junk bring me joy?"
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"Ha-ha-ho! Thank you, Galileo."
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"Good-bye, Businesswoman Malibu Stacy,"
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"Plus-Size Malibu Stacy,"
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"and Nongender-Normative Malibu Stacy."
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"Are they worth anything?"
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"Take 'em."
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"Aha!"
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"All right, because up until now I've been such a great guy."
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"Still gives me joy."
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"This pencil sharpener shaped like a nose?"
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"Joy, joy, joy,"
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"joy, joy, joy, joy..."
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"Milhouse, get out of the way."
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"I don't want to alarm you, but grade point average:"
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"3.999999999..."
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"(screaming)"
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"Listen, Marge, you've had me throw a lot of things away"
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"that I really loved."
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"At long last, I'm Mr. Plow!"
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"I was thinking we might want to save my 2014 Joke-A-Day calendar,"
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"There is one thing of yours"
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"that's not giving us much joy anymore."
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"(quietly): You know what's not giving me joy"
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"is that Japanese book."
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"What'd you say? Nothing."
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"What I'm talking about is... Plopper."
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"(gasps) Spider-Pig?"
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"♪ Does whatever ♪"
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"♪ A Spider-Pig does... ♪"
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"We've had him since you found him,"
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"How hard can it be to clean up after a pig?"
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"(grunts)"
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"Okay, okay, I hear you, Marge."
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"Look, I'm the only one who feeds him, cleans him, and maintains his wallow."
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"I bet you didn't even know it was called a wallow."
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"What what was called?"
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"The word I just said."
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"Marge, I don't know what the word is."
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"Let's not wallow in this all day."
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"(Plopper grunting)"
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"That's a Christmas card!"
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"(grunting, squealing)"
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"If you don't find a home for that pig,"
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"I'm going to withhold... No, whatever you're going to withhold--"
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"Can you talk to your mother?"
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"We have a pig? Oh, it's hopeless."
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"so I'm gonna be very selective with his new owner."
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"Non-smoker only."
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"By which I mean he can't end up in your smoker."
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"Wow, I've already got a taker."
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"Well, I'm sure he's a nice, reputable guy."
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"Are you here for my pig?"
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"I might be. I have to make sure the bacon"
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"We have a code word. Um, is it "oink"?"
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"Damn it! I'm not giving him to you!"
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"Need a ride?"
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"Sure."
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"(rock music playing) HOMER: So, what do you do?"
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"Oh my God!"
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"A decluttered life is a happy life."
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"A decluttered life is a happy life."
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"A decluttered life is a h... (gasps)"
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"Joyce Carol Oates!"
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"(gasps) Oh, no!"
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"Are you nuts? You had Dean Cain!"
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"I know I had Dean Cain!"
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"Dad, maybe she'll sign a menu."
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"Books and checks-- that's all I sign."
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"What are you doin'?"
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"but my pig has to stay outside, like a common snowman?"
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"He's-a licensed to help calm those with anxiety."
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"But for calming down, I prefer my mama's methods."
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"Plopper could follow me anywhere."
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"He could live in my office!"
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"Oh, no, don't try that, Dad. You might get into trouble."
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"Just the thought of it is making me sweat."
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"And my heart is palpitating."
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"Lisa, honey, Daddy will help you,"
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"right after you tell me the symptoms of anxiety."
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"(gasping): You're... looking at them!"
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"Oh, honey, I'm so sorry."
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"I'm better now. It's gonna be okay."
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"It's okay. I'm better now. All right, calm down."
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"I have to sit down."
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"Oh, isn't that-a sweet?"
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"I'm not sleeping at night, I'm not sleeping at work..."
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"Okay, okay, I get it."
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"Here's your prescription for medicinal marijuana."
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"I don't want weed!"
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"Get out! You're harshing my clinic."
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"How many opioids would you like?"
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"I don't want any!"
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"I just want a prescription for a therapy pig."
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"Fine. Plus five opioids."
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"Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco."
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"And one for the doctor."
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"A great musician only needs her instrument."
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"And underwear-- 'cause this dress is mighty short."
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"Time for a riff of joy."
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"Uh? Holding this, I feel only hours of tedious practice."
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"(playing mournful melody)"
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"No, it wasn't."
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"(long, squealing gasp)"
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"Okay, Plopper, I'm going to the little pigs' room."
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"Can you cover for me?"
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"Good, good. Not that many mistakes at all."
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"(alarm blaring)"
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"(snorting, squealing)"
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"Sounds like Homer, but smells like truffles."
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"Toss in a bag of chips."
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"(snorting, squealing)"
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"Yep, that's Homer."
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"would be a wakeup call."
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