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Clips from The Simpsons (1989) - Comedy (S28E28)

"But it's only... No!"
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"ALL: Ooh..."
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"(laughs)"
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"Okay, I read this whole book while your father"
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"and it changed my life."
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"of my college fund. Done and done."
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"Well, the meeting ain't over yet."
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"Take every item you own and ask: does it still bring me joy?"
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"Coaster, thank you for your service."
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"when I was in the service."
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"and a college education!"
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"Your attempts to enter the 21st century brought joy to no one."
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"You don't want to get rid of this fake barf?"
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"That's what it is? Now I like it even more!"
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"Is there anything you want to get rid of?"
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"and Lisa's only "B." Super joy."
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"Huh! It's in phys ed!"
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"(humming happily)"
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"and we're really gonna need some laughs then"
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"♪ Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig ♪"
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"(groans) Please, just promise"
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"you'll find him a new place to live."
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"(chuckles): Aw, ha-ha-ha."
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"The music of our lives."
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"You know, I love this animal,"
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"Okay. World's best pig,"
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"(electronic ding)"
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"is worth the takin'. You better not eat him!"
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"I have to talk to him every night on the phone."
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"You make guys with a windowless van look bad!"
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"Hey, how you doing?"
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"Don't lick my face-- the makeup's lead-based."
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"Shut up!"
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"She don't even-a work here."
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"It's okay. It's... I know."
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"Ooh. Heart's racing like a rabbit."
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"I'd like a letter for a therapy animal"
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"of the pig persuasion."
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"Gee, I didn't realize"
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"(playing mournful melody)"
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"Where is the joy?"
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"I finally feel about my sax..."
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"(alarm stops)"
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"Who's Homer? The pig behind the desk."
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"To a less secure man, being mistaken for a pig"
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"Yeah, they are pretty lax here. That's right."
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"This is so hard for me to say,"
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"but my saxophone no longer gives me joy."
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"(grunts) Ooh! Oh... Oh, my God! (stammers)"
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"I'm so sorry, Dad! Accidents happen."
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"Wow, Homie. Spilled gravy"
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"is one of your top three strangulation triggers."
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"I could never strangle a boy..."
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"in front of the pig."
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"He's totally changed the way I look at animals."
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"Can I pet your pig?"
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"(children laughing)"
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"(barking)"
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"(growls)"
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"(screaming) (gasps)"
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"There really is such a thing?!"
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"I'm not sure myself."
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"Maybe he should go to an animal hospital."
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"Oh, we'll take good care of Spider-Pig."
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"We'll take good care of him!"
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"It's always been curly."
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"Who cares? It's hopeless. You fools."
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"(screaming)"
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"weren't you? Some were just interns."
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"Whoa!"
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"(scoffs) Thanks. I'm all cheered up."
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"But I got over it."
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"(clicking like gears)"
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"Students must bring two pencils and a quiet lunch."
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"(cheering)"
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"I do have a lot of errands to run."
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"to get my hands inside a pig."
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"Good day."
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"You've stolen my therapy animal."
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"Well, he's still too ill to travel."
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"Now what's wrong?"
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"(sniffles) I just want my passion back."
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"Go ahead, Reverend. Start at "Dearly beloved.""
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"(lock clicking)"
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"(light tapping)"
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"Well, finally."
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"Ah!"
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"I, uh, know what it's like to have true love thwarted."
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"(groans) Just take your pig and go"
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"What's what? Go!"
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"(dreamy waltz playing)"
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"D'oh!"
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"Mom, can I get the... No!"
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"(traditional Japanese music plays)"
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"(giggling)"
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"Aah!"
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"1986 Plymouth Junkerola."
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"Mine!"
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"(humming)"
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"(gasps) Oh."
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"Comedy can be so surprising."
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"And no one goes to Heaven."
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"Ooh, sushi!"
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"I want this house to reach what the monks call"
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"the "state of en-tidy-ment.""
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"En-tidy-ment? I thought this family meeting"
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"was about reducing the carbon footprint"
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"Wait, wait. Why is it so easy?"
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"Moving on. Oh, man!"
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"I thought your mother was gonna tell us that Grampa died."
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"If yes, then you keep it."
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"and throw it away. HOMER: Boring!"
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"Not anymore. (grunts)"
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"Not my "Oh, crap, I'm 50" coaster!"
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"And I worry you drink too much beer."
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"That's all there is to it."
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"Marge, before you go cuckoo with cleanliness"
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"and throw everything out, think of the kids."
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"The kids working in overseas factories"
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"to make this crap."
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