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Clips from American Dad! - Old Stan in the Mountain (S07E07)

"Hey, listen, I used to think like you, too,"
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"but I wrong."
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"I accomplished a big dream of mine today,"
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"I admit it, it's not fun being old,"
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"but we can still live rich, productive lives."
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"Dude, you're dying, you're going to Heaven right now."
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"ask her why her breath was so nasty."
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"No, I'm not dying, I broke the hex!"
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"Your elder abuse made me realize how it truly feels to be old."
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"That's what the old man wanted me to learn... sympathy."
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"I broke the hex."
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"All right, Dad, think."
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"What was the last interaction you had with a black person?"
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"to get some new hiking equipment."
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"Well, Hayley's always loved being outdoors,"
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"I think Bullock's right."
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"Ray, when I'm your age, I want to be dead for ten years."
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"but she knows it's just right."
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"She'll never win with this guy."
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"sponsored by Capezio?"
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"Ugh, I look terrible."
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"Maybe we shouldn't go to the dance contest."
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"by someone old and/or magical?"
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"Wait. Are hexes even real?"
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"Oh, okay, good, yeah."
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"in the first of many painful steps"
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"Okay, what's with the getup, Stan?"
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"Look... Look what I'm wearing!"
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"I suck at this."
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"I'm a useless old man."
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"He did tell the old man in the store he was gonna climb it."
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"I challenge you to find"
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"- Oh, my God! - I really brought you here"
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"You gonna take me out here and shoot me?"
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"See?"
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"I told you!"
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"You're on a mountain."
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"I can't believe I'm saying this,"
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"About being tenacious."
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"then went to find a toothpick."
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"Dad?!"
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"What the heck?"
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"You're ancient."
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"while your gross yellow toenails click on the linoleum."
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"I'm getting young again."
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"♪ Good morning, USA!"
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"You got a dumb nerd son, Stan."
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"That's why I told Bullock I'd do the presentation."
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"'Cause Texas is real, that's for sure."
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"and all I want is 45 more seconds"
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"Now this!"
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"Oh, God!"
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"Oh! Ow! Aw!"
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"I'm still old."
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"and I did it as an old man."
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"Hey, if you see my grandma,"
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"My buddy Phil works there part-time selling sleeping bags."
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"Okay, Frannie, we're digging this stiff up."
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"You did it!"
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"You'll get it."
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"Is that your revenge, Ray? Hmm?"
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"Kids. Kids, look."
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"The only thing this geezer's gonna climb into"
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"Nonsense. He's fine."
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"But in his shoes... as an old man!"
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"Smith, you have the emergency brake on."
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"For absolutely no reason at all!"
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"I reached the top."
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"♪ I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪"
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"and you still can't do that move!"
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"Okay, lunch!"
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"Hey, Papa."
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"farting out your soup, uh-huh,"
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"♪"
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"That went well."
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"Look, her folks want her buried in the family plot,"
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"We'll see how you feel then."
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"Young people like me do things."
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"Damn it! Bullock just told me"
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"I don't know about that, Dad."
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"Wait. What did the old man say again?"
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"the victim has to prove himself by performing some grand feat."
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"if we're gonna make it to the top of the mountain tomorrow."
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"I did it."
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"Killing you before you kill me!"
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"Francine, I haven't been entirely truthful with you."
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"Aah!"
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"♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪"
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"My ultimate goal is to climb this."
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"Five, six, seven, eight."
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"7:45."
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"Uh. What... What time is it?"
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"Are you President of the United States?"
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"How do you knoso much about hexes?"
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"Code Red!"
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"Saying that line to me?"
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"I just laid there."
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"Mmm."
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"Ah!"
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"My kids are so dead. This is so good."
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"you were gonna whittle something,"
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"Shish kebab time."
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"♪"
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"Or are you just having another "senior moment"?"
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"Oh, no!"
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"Oh, that's good. That's so good."
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