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Clips from American Dad! - Old Stan in the Mountain (S07E07)

"People."
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"to the Joint Chiefs of Staff!"
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"thinking it was a Hot Pocket."
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"God, what is taking so long?"
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"I'm just being honest."
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"Please, Roger. I'm trying."
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"How do you expect us to win the Vizio $100,000 Dance-Off,"
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"You have to keep at it."
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"One policeman's flashlight."
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"What is it with me today?"
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"I know, you're acting so stupid, man."
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"You've aged."
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"but more importantly, end this bit."
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"you were in great health,"
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"You're aging at an alarming rate."
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"Well, let's see."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Dad, I think maybe that creepy guy"
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"I find that most things are."
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"Y'all sayin' Texas ain't real?"
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"You want to learn how to feel,"
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"I mean really feel, watch Marley & Me."
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"but I can't find the translation."
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"What did he say exactly?"
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"I'm joking, Smith."
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"to the Joint Chiefs."
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"No. It's my Bluetooth."
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"All right then, Slick."
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"♪"
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"when she finally passed away."
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"You're gonna look ridiculous."
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"but then I decided to pack my ukulele instead."
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"Gentlemen, our finest agent, Stan Smith,"
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"Maybe 'cause we're at a funeral, and you got your taters out."
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"I hate you."
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"You a court reporter yet?"
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"What?! Why?!"
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"It-It certainly wasn't"
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"We'll figure out how to break this hex."
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"You know, in every classic hex movie,"
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"on Christmas Eve to break his cocaine hex."
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"No, no, no, Stan might be right here."
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"How did you hear about that?"
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"I don't think Phil's ever gonna grow up."
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"Yeah, we had fun."
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"should be in water."
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"Shelby Lake was where we went on our first date."
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"As the sun set, we made love."
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"I'm leaving!"
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"maybe I can be a good one to her in death."
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"Thanks, Francine."
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"Let's climb that mountain and break that hex!"
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"Oh, look at the little guy. He's still alive."
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"We should kill him."
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"Put him out of his misery."
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"They took me out here to kill me."
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"Whoops! Sorry!"
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"I'm getting to the top of the mountain"
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"and breaking that curse, and you kids aren't gonna stop me."
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"Yuck! Don't get old, huh?"
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"you've ever done."
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"I don't really know where she wanted to be buried."
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"This whole trip was completely ridiculous,"
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"You wanted a red wig so you did everything you could to get it."
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"You did it!"
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"Roger, I haven't been entirely truthful with you."
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"I've lost my equilibrium!"
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"Ow!"
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"No one's trying to kill you."
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"You have dementia."
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"I'm almost at the top."
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"Help!"
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"Still?"
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"Oh, my God. Are you okay?"
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"No. I didn't break the hex."
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"You should be at home, man,"
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"That's not very nice."
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"Or fair."
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"Or empathy. Whichever one fits."
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"That's really great, Dad."
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"Yeah, Dad, we're really proud of... Oh."
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"What? What now?"
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"It was at the T-Mobile store, and it was not positive."
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"♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say"
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"♪ Good... ♪ Good morning, USA"
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"You fellas interested"
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"♪ Good morning, USA!"
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"♪ The sun in the sky has a smile on his face ♪"
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"in playing a little b-ball after work today?"
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"I can't do it today."
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"I'm going to a camping store with my kids"
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"Hey, how'd you get your kids so into hiking?"
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"And Steve got into it because I called it trekking,"
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"and he thought Nimoy would be involved."
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"Bret Michaels?"
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"Kilimanjaro."
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"What magazine is that?"
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"I can't do the Urban Assault Vehicle presentation"
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"What?! Oh, come on!"
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"You're too old."
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"Who are you to say I'm too old?!"
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"Ray, you microwaved a sponge yesterday,"
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"You cooked it for 30 seconds, flipped it over,"
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"and then cooked it another 30 seconds."
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"You had a lot of opportunities to see it wasn't food."
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"Stan, you're gonna be my age one day."
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"Thousands of pigeons would die from overfeeding."
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"You're taking way too long up here, buddy."
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"I mean, what could you possibly be buying?"
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"This isn't a pharmacy."
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"Dad, go easy on this guy."
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"Old people just get in the way."
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"Their lives are worthless."
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"I work. I contribute."
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"I'm gonna climb Mount Kilimanjaro one day."
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"is a lukewarm bath his Filipino nurse drew for him."
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"He'll yell at her for making it too hot,"
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"She'll just cool it off,"
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"and then, he'll yell at her for making it too cold."
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"Thank God she has her herb garden to keep her sane."
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