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Clips from American Dad! - Old Stan in the Mountain (S07E07)

"The CIA put me on temporary leave."
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"Oh, I-I filed something wrong."
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"because I killed the Secretary of Defense."
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"Oh, Dad, I'm so sorry."
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"They also said I have dementia."
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"You know what?"
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"They're right to do it."
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"I have no sense of temperature,"
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"I got a pocket full of wet hankies,"
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"to speak at a town council meeting."
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"Just hang in there, Dad."
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"For example, in The Santa Clause,"
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"Tim Allen had to deliver all of Santa's presents"
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"Something about walking a mile in his shoes."
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"Walk a mile in his shoes."
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"Kilimanjaro!"
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"He wants me to climb Kilimanjaro!"
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"The rest of the week he's out in the woods"
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"banging married chicks."
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"You know what, Dad? If climbing Kilimanjaro"
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"is what you think you need to do, we'll help you."
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"Right, Hayley? Sure, Dad."
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"You kids are all right!"
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"You really loved her, didn't you?"
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"She pushed me to do things,"
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"like take adult education classes."
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"The last one was Native American Tribal Law."
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"a bigger waste of time than that."
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"Ah..."
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"What? Why?!"
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"Francine, I haven't been entirely truthful with you."
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"because I need someone to help me dump her body in Shelby Lake."
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"I-I'm not doing that!"
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"but she told me her final resting place"
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"Ah, we had a picnic."
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"It was awful."
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"Th-Th-Th-This is insane!"
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"Francine, wait!"
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"I know I was a bad husband to her in life, but..."
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"It's my last shot at redemption."
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"Okay, Roger."
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"But no more lies."
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"Now grab a shovel and dig."
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"All right, kids."
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"Pee break."
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"Ow!"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Resilient little fella."
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"Yeah, I'm sure he'd rather be dead than live like this."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"They don't believe me climbing Kilimanjaro"
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"will break the curse."
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"They think I'm gonna be a burden on them forever."
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"Well, guess what, kids?"
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"I'm gonna kill you before you kill me."
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"Your old man's got a few tricks up..."
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"Dad, you should eat something."
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"Yeah, I'm not really hungry for poison."
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"Steve's right. You're gonna need your strength"
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"I'm just a shaky old man."
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"Can't control my body or my mouth."
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"Too many Mexicans!"
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"I don't even believe that."
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"I believe it a little."
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"Which one should I do first?"
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"Steve."
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"Sorry, kiddo."
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"Looks like you did a little sleepwalking last night."
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"You had a knife, and we figured"
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"so, we went ahead and did it for you."
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"It's the five hosts of Family Feud,"
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"from Richard Dawson through Steve Harvey."
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"You forgot John O'Hurley."
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"What is this?"
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"Sorry. My neck boil burst."
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"Oops, guess there was more boil juice in there."
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"Papa? Hey, Papa?"
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"Papa, we found you holding a lighter."
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"Bon Jovi's not here, Papa."
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"but I admire what you're doing here."
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"In fact, this might be the most noble thing"
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"Oh, come on!"
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"Hell, I don't even remember her name."
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"But one thing I do remember is her hair."
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"I told you that no one makes a decent red wig these days."
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"So I had to go find my own."
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"Took her years to finally croak, but it was worth the wait."
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"You're pretty happy, aren't you?"
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"I am content, yes."
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"but you actually proved your point."
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"What point was that?"
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"Oh, yeah, so I did."
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"Pull over."
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"I want to try the move."
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"Five, six, seven, eight..."
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"The only reason I wanted to do the move"
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"is so I could do this!"
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"I have the car keys in my pocket,"
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"you stupid bitch..."
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"I'm worried about Dad."
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"Where did he go now?"
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"He said something about Orientals,"
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"Dad?"
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"Papa?!"
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"Help! Children!"
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"Dad, are you okay?"
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"Thank you for helping an old man."
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"What are you doing?!"
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"Crab apples."
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"Make me young again."
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"Really?"
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"Still falling."
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"Good boy."
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"That's an understatement."
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"What are you even doing out here,"
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"junking up the mountain with your old bones."
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"Hey..."
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"sitting on a super-padded toilet seat, right, right,"
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"I just climbed that mountain."
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"Did you really climb it?"
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