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Clips from American Dad! - Old Stan in the Mountain (S07E07)

"You know, old people have their place in society, Dad."
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"Yeah, it's called a coffin."
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"Ingredior in meus calceus"
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"quod vos mos agnosco."
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"What the hell did he just say to me?"
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"Well, it was in a foreign language,"
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"so it was probably "Death to America.""
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"I think he said "I'm losing the war against gingivitis.""
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"Whew."
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"I like yours."
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"We're gonna go with yours."
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"Oh, my God, you stupid bitch, why did you drop me?"
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"I can't breathe. Why can't you do that move?"
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"You stupid bitch, I'll kill you."
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"God, six months of rehearsing,"
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"I'm just not sure I'm ever gonna get it."
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"You better get it."
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"I'm getting it, and I'm dealing with some serious wig problems."
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"Why can't they make a good red wig?"
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"I look like Garfield had a miscarriage on my head."
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"Please, Roger. That move is so hard."
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"Look, if you put your mind to it, you can achieve it."
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"It's called tenacity."
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"And this is called Fine Ass City."
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"I look like Chelsea Handler 12 years ago."
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"You've been sleeping through Monk repeats"
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"and cutting wake-up farts."
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"Oh, I'm up!"
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"Stan, you look horrible."
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"And he's acting so stupid, man."
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"I think you should see a doctor."
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"All you need to worry about is dancing your little fanny off."
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"See a doctor immediately."
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"You're obviously dying."
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"Well, Mr. Smith, it seems that you have aged."
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"I have AIDS?!"
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"No, no, not AIDS."
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"I'm being paged?"
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"No, not paged. Aged."
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"I have AIDS?! Again?!"
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"This should help your hearing,"
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"Mr. Smith, my concern is that two months ago,"
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"but now you have the body of a 75-year-old man."
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"What?!"
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"How did this happen?!"
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"- Do you smoke? - No."
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"No."
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"Have you been cursed and/or hexed recently"
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"at the camping store hexed you,"
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"and now you're turning into an old man."
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"No. Hexes."
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"Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna have my penis removed,"
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"Hey, what are you guys watching?"
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"Dad got hexed, so I rented a bunch"
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"of hex-based Disney movies to figure out how to break it."
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"First up is Freaky Friday."
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"That's a body switching movie, you dink."
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"You want to learn about a hex, watch The Shaggy Dog."
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"That phrase the old man said to you was in Latin,"
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"It was something "in meus calceus,""
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"something "mos agnosco.""
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""Ingredior in meus calceus quod vos mos agnosco.""
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"It means, "Walk in my shoes, and you will know.""
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"It's a really good hex."
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"I do a lot of reading because, you know,"
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"I sit in a (bleep) bowl all (bleep) day."
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"I'm not giving into this hex."
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"I'm a young man, and by gum,"
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"I'm going to live like a young man!"
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"Did you just say "by gum"?"
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"Aah!"
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"Okay. Radical."
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"I just got back from Beer Pong Coachella,"
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"and didn't have time to change."
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"Why, hello, Shia LaBeouf."
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"I loved youu in Holes."
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"I knew it was you."
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"You look ridiculous."
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"Now let's go."
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"It's time to demonstrate the Urban Assault Vehicle"
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"Is that a hearing aid in your ear?"
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"Yo, what up, Slick?"
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"It's my homey, Slick."
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"Stan, you didn't tell Slick I said hello."
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"Slick was my homey long before he was yours."
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"Okay, here's today's itinerary."
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"We check into the hotel, I shower real quick,"
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"then we go to the hotel's common room to rehearse."
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"I'm still a little nervous about getting that dance move down."
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"Remember, it's all about tenacity."
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"Why are we stopping here?"
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"Francine, I haven't been entirely truthful with you."
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"There is no dance competition."
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"What?! You mean they cancelled it?"
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"No, it never existed."
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"You see, a dear friend of mine's been sick,"
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"and I needed a way to make sure you'd come with me to Louisville"
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"You know, for emotional support."
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"This seemed easier than just asking you."
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"Uh, I... I... I don't understand."
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"We've been rehearsing for six months."
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"I know."
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"I was going to pack you something dressy,"
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"will demonstrate the 2010 Urban Assault Vehicle."
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"Crab apples!"
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"Gentlemen, it's the fastest tank we've ever built."
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"Tops over 90 miles an hour."
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"Release it now!"
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"Why is everybody staring at us?"
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"You've got some nerve coming here."
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"Roger, what is going on here?"
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"Francine, I haven't been entirely truthful with you."
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"The woman who died wasn't exactly a friend."
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"She was my ex-wife."
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"What?!"
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"Unfortunately, I left her when she was terminally ill."
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"Settle down, Vincent."
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"Vincent was my stepson for a brief time."
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"How's online college, Vincent?"
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"Dad, wha-what's wrong?"
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