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Clips from Community (2009) - Conspiracy Theories and Interior Design (S02E02)

"Notice all the animals wearing sunglasses."
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"Because it's a brighter tomorrow."
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"And this afternoon in the cafeteria,"
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"I heard one kid made a diorama about a world without dioramas."
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"- Why? - Uh..."
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"The point is"
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"- Mm-hmm. - Can I defend myself"
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"and say this is nuts?"
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"Oh, man!"
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"But if we went two pillows higher in the corner,"
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"You guys have to believe me."
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"Conspiracy theories."
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"That's how stupid Jeff thinks other people are."
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"Wouldn't you say, Jeff?"
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"Precisely."
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"An actual conspiracy to round out your education"
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"Your real name... is Professor Professorson?"
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"since I primarily teach night school."
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"Jeff, read chapters 10 through 12 of Douglas"
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"and see you next week."
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"That is gonna be the worst book I'll ever read"
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"I accused you of being a lying cheat."
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"I just saw fat Neil head to the cafeteria"
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"This is so typical."
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"Oh, sure. I'll just blow it off."
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"- Okay. - I'll just blow off standing."
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"or... maybe the inside could come to you."
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"to the bio-diorama-rama, I can do it myself."
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"You even work too hard at passive-aggression,"
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"you know that?"
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"you could ever hope to be in..."
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"if I could borrow a faculty directory."
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"and he actually does teach night school here."
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"Why would someone you've never met"
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"This is greendale, Annie."
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"Hey. As long as it's still made out of blankets..."
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"You can't pronounce it?"
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"Or should I say... Woolley?"
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"Do you mind if we sit in?"
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"Well, you know, math."
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"You already have three farting strikes against you."
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"Latvian independence parade."
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"Dang it! We lost him!"
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"I'll show you!"
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"Puffs of hot air..."
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"Like all my classes, like my life."
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"Would that this desk were a time desk..."
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"so that I could correct my past mistakes..."
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"Oh, I think you do."
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"and giving him a piece of my mind!"
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"I'm a big believer in second chances."
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"Hey!"
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"It was a fake gun! We staged this"
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"to get back at you for deceiving us!"
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"of academic fraud!"
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"about friendship."
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"Look who's talking."
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"After everything you've put me through?"
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"Okay. Where'd you get that gun?"
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"Annie, put the gun down."
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"like a shameful secret."
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"Annie... What have you done?"
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"If you love Jeff winger so much,"
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"you didn't hesitate for a second."
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"you're not even really conspiring with anyone."
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"- Down on the ground! - Don't shoot, officer!"
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"Well..."
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"prop guns belong backstage."
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"And... Scene."
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"Hey, Sean, you got breakfast plans?"
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"I do now."
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"Aaa"
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"We've gone mainstream."
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"- And... - Aliens."
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"Agnes, cancel my appointments."
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"What appointments?"
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"Wishful thinking."
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"It's called alternative energy,"
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"the key to a brighter tomorrow."
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"Yeah."
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"My boys are in elementary school."
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"They don't make nearly as many dioramas as we do."
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"The whole environmental club is making them for green week."
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"we're having a bio-diorama-rama."
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"It's still cool if I sleep at your place tonight, right?"
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"Totally. Hey, since we're both done with classes,"
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"- we can start the sleepover now. - Let's get in our pajamas"
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"- and build a blanket fort. - Let's do it."
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"You can come hang out in it with us later if you want."
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"- more grown-up to do. - Hmm. Okay."
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"Enjoy eating fiber and watching The Mentalist."
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"Britta, that wasn't nice."
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"I'm sorry, Shirley, but who wants to hang out"
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"in a blanket fort with grown men in tiny underoos?"
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"Hello! So... Jeffrey,"
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"I was just looking over your class schedule."
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"Maybe it was a random spot-check."
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"Maybe it was a specific spot-check."
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"Maybe I'm making a scrapbook."
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"you will not be receiving credit for your independent study:"
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"Conspiracy theories in US history."
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"What? Why not?"
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"Because the class doesn't exist."
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"And neither does the teacher... Professor Professorson?"
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"What? That's his name!"
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"- Oh... - It's Dutch."
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"I think it means professor. - I think it means poppycock."
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"The ultimate Jeff Winger blow-off class..."
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"The one that doesn't exist."
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"Now I have to audit an entire system for shenanigans,"
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"which means... bye-bye weekends."
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"Bye-bye writing at Starbucks"
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"till a certain persian barista asks me about my novel."
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"God, Jeff!"
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"It's one thing to blow off regular classes,"
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"but this devalues all the credits I work very hard for."
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"I've been meeting with this professor"
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"in his office every Wednesday all semester."
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"Professor Professorson."
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"- Yes! - Really?"
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