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Clips from 30 Rock - The Beginning of the End (S07E07)

"like a sketch or a parent-teacher conference"
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"or this boring conversation."
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"Tank it? Wow, no, that's not how I roll."
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"Word."
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"Because you're terrified of her,"
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"That is racist and only pan true."
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"I mean, look at Jack. He's in this terrible position at work."
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"In fact, he's trying even harder."
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"Tonight on NBC, Joe Rogan is Mandela."
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"Then, on Jay, a full hour of Gary Sinise's band."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Good God, Lemon, what is it with you liberals"
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"and your conspiracy theories?"
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"The CIA did not invent crack cocaine,"
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"and no one is trying to destroy NBC."
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"Hang on. Did you cast yourself in this show?"
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"What can I say? We saw hundreds of actors for God."
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"Finally the network executive said I should just play him."
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"You're the network executive."
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"Why? You trying to get fired?"
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"I'm trying to get Hank to sell the network,"
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"and the only way to make him do that"
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"is to turn it into a money-losing embarrassment."
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"Six weeks."
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"I have an investor lined up"
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"I can't tell you who it is,"
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"but his word is as good as the color consistency on one of his Easter eggs."
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"Adolf Paas?"
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"Lemon, I cannot go to another business-school reunion"
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"and sit at the non-CEO table with the... women and nice men."
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"You're right, Lemon, the clock is ticking for both of us,"
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"You've never worked at a properly managed company before."
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"That's true. Before this, I ran an all-women's theater company."
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"Everyone was vice president."
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"Think of it -- job stability, less stress,"
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"And what if your plan doesn't work?"
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"but sometimes your only choice is to blow everything up"
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"Look at Sherman's march to the sea."
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"You're playing with people's lives here."
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"Who do you think you are?"
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"God? We're ready for you."
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"If there is one thing I have realized from being God,"
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"Why is he learning anything? He's supposed to be God."
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"Now, don't embarrass me."
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"Well, it's not technically a home,"
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"If you put this in the oven at about 200 degrees,"
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"my snake should be very comfortable while she gives birth."
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"Mr. Jordan, please help yourself to some appetizers."
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"Shall we conversation?"
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"- Yes. We're having weather. - Much weather."
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"So, speaking of your movie studio..."
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"This conversation has a real flow to it."
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"Do you ever have any roles for white women"
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"who've been described by “The Hollywood Reporter“"
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"as some lady who ruined the premiere of 'ParaNorman'?"
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"Oh, I always have one white person in all my movies."
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"We have to have a villain."
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"I mean, look at slavery. That was bananas!"
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"That sturgeon just will not die."
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"Excuse me a moment."
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"Oh, me a Cockney person."
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"And this is your Uncle Bob."
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"FYI, Paul's family dog is gonna be the ring bearer."
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"Zoltan is an 18-year-old German shepherd who cannot walk."
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"He's hairless because of his insanity medication."
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"Also, since this is a surprise wedding,"
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"you're gonna want to carry around your bridesmaid's dress with you"
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"The Clinique lady says I have witch undertones."
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"Now, tonight we have a tasting with the caterer."
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"It's gonna be molecular gastronomy."
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"Tank It, the reality event of the year,"
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"where we make grandpas put on tank tops and then laugh at them."
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"Tank If."
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"Because tonight is your surprise bachelorette party! Aah!"
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"Sure, and you should get your hopes way up."
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"See you at my apartment at eight."
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"And there's nothing worse than a surprise Lemon party."
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"Kenneth, darling, why don't you run out and get dessert?"
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"Oh, but we have government ice cream."
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"I'm as shocked as anybody."
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"Oh, uh, okay."
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"Maybe the nice vending machine at the prison is working again."
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"You're a real man, Tracy Jordan."
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"Playing it cool all night while I rubbed your foot under the table."
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"Why was you rubbing my foot, anyway?"
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"Okay, let's get this party started!"
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"Ooh, I smell Italian guys."
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"What is this?"
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"Bethany from work is here and a bunch of my neighbors."
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"A clown."
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"And there's a God Cop marathon on NBC."
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"I think Esposito lied to us."
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"Let us pray."
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"To whom?!"
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"Before you say anything, I have one more surprise for you."
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"Oh, thank God!"
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"Listen up, ladies."
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"You're all in a lot of trouble"
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"Please take a pamphlet. Pass them along."
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"Okay, you're upset."
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"But this is what you get when you choose Liz Lemon as your maid of honor."
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"So, let's get this over with."
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"I mean, you know, what's the worst you could possibly...?"
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"Tracy, I will do anything to play a villain in one of your movies."
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"Especially when I flash my baby blues."
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"Why are they blue?"
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"No! I'm married, Hazel."
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"So am I."
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"And if he ever wakes up from that coma, I'm dead!"
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"That's why I live for today."
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"Whatever."
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"I'm gonna have to try?"
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"Worst night ever!"
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"You think I want someone up there with me"
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"Ahh!"
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"Why would you even mention her?!"
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"Who's gonna be my maid of honor now, Liz?"
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"Nobody."
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"From the rubble, I will build."
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"Jenna, that's it!"
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