Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from 30 Rock - The Beginning of the End (S07E07)

"So, how was your hiatus? Start with what puzzles you did."
30 Rock
"The one. There's only one. Talk about something else."
30 Rock
"Fine, we'll talk about me."
30 Rock
"And at work, I am taking the bull by the horns."
30 Rock
"If you're tired of sexy vampires, then you'll love Hunchbacks,"
30 Rock
"Well, Thursdays is just that now."
30 Rock
"'God Cop.' Crime just got a new worst friend."
30 Rock
"A New York City detective solves crimes"
30 Rock
"My boss, Hank Hooper, is clearly planning to retire."
30 Rock
"It's a two-man fishing boat."
30 Rock
"Oh, Brother."
30 Rock
"One of them touched my tongue!"
30 Rock
"Calm down."
30 Rock
"I'll show you that video of Taylor Swift"
30 Rock
"Jenna, you're always a... high-strung perfectionist."
30 Rock
"Beyoncé, J. Lo, Natalie Portman,"
30 Rock
"I just think people should know."
30 Rock
"And, also, I've known you for a long time."
30 Rock
"Oh, yay!"
30 Rock
"Mm-hmm! Best friendies!"
30 Rock
"No, sir. It's about women."
30 Rock
"and Hazel says she's saving herself for a Grade-A pork machine."
30 Rock
"I'll tell you how to make a woman happy."
30 Rock
"You take charge."
30 Rock
"Damn it, I don't know! I've been married for 22 years!"
30 Rock
"You want to make a woman happy? You listen to her."
30 Rock
"- Can I have a hot wife? - If you gain 50 pounds."
30 Rock
"Hey! I have an idea for a show."
30 Rock
"Look, Jack..."
30 Rock
"I know you think fixing NBC"
30 Rock
"No room for advancement, a boss who doesn't get it."
30 Rock
"Exactly."
30 Rock
"But look, I get it."
30 Rock
"It's like me and everything."
30 Rock
"Will I ever finish reading The Corrections?"
30 Rock
"I know exactly what I'm doing."
30 Rock
"Oh, how nice to meet a woman who speaks the language"
30 Rock
"Yes, I'm sort of the black Tyler Perry."
30 Rock
"we can't stay at the Palms."
30 Rock
"Why is everyone asking me for advice?"
30 Rock
"Father of three, married 22 years. I run my own business."
30 Rock
"I don't know how to get that."
30 Rock
"And I would certainly never tank on my friend Jenna."
30 Rock
"He wishes he were somewhere else. Is he tanking it? No."
30 Rock
"And, if it's Wednesday, it must be Cricket Night in America."
30 Rock
"I know what you're doing, Jack. You are purposely tanking the network."
30 Rock
"I've got bad news for you."
30 Rock
"Could we have a moment, please?"
30 Rock
"Fine. You got me."
30 Rock
"I'm steering the Titanic into the iceberg."
30 Rock
"Seven years? Eight?"
30 Rock
"This is wrong, Jack."
30 Rock
"a commissary that has Taco Tuesdays again."
30 Rock
"After seven years, you'll finally have a life."
30 Rock
"and build something better out of the rubble."
30 Rock
"Or what my good friend Bane tried to do to Gotham."
30 Rock
"but welcome to our condemned site of the Candyman murders."
30 Rock
"Thank you. Your home is terrible."
30 Rock
"Oh-oh..."
30 Rock
"Oh, I also do accents."
30 Rock
"So, you're gonna be in charge of him."
30 Rock
"at all times."
30 Rock
"Look how great this is gonna look next to me."
30 Rock
"You know I can't wear green, Jenna."
30 Rock
"Liz, this isn't about you."
30 Rock
"Tonight on NBC,"
30 Rock
"Your apartment? Why?"
30 Rock
"It's a surprise."
30 Rock
"My foot?"
30 Rock
"It's your bachelorette party."
30 Rock
"What do you mean you think? You're God."
30 Rock
"Officer, we're ready!"
30 Rock
"if you don't protect yourselves against identity theft."
30 Rock
"Oh, and the camera loves me."
30 Rock
"Just ask one of your famous friends to be maid of honor."
30 Rock
"Why do you think I asked you in the first place?"
30 Rock
"that other people are looking at?"
30 Rock
"I get it. You didn't want to get Pippa Middleton-ed."
30 Rock
"Are you talking about me underneath your breath?"
30 Rock
"And she can do a fashion show"
30 Rock
"And what if she came in in a wheelchair and then stood up"
30 Rock
"I know you doubted me, but now you see my plan can work."
30 Rock
"Kenneth, I have something I need to tell you."
30 Rock
"Come on, Kenmore washers and dryers, who are you gonna believe here?"
30 Rock
"And webisodes."
30 Rock
"and you've never been wrong about anything before."
30 Rock
"but only because you said so, Mr. Jordan,"
30 Rock
"A wonderful treat!"
30 Rock
"Okay, I get it."
30 Rock
"We're not trying to do a good job here, Lemon."
30 Rock
"Okay, cent like a penny. Whatever."
30 Rock
"No, it's the third one."
30 Rock
"After all these years, I finally have it all."
30 Rock
"I'm gonna miss this place."
30 Rock
"That's how you do it. It's two lines."
30 Rock
"Can't park here. You don't own the sidewalk."
30 Rock
"It's nice to see you back at work"
30 Rock
"and taking advantage of being in the greatest city on Earth,"
30 Rock
"despite our tiny, un-American sodas."
30 Rock
"Venice. Solar system. Unicorn."
30 Rock
"That one took me awhile. So much white."
30 Rock
"anyway- --"
30 Rock
"good to be back, but stressful."
30 Rock
"The usual Liz Lemon work/life balancing act."
30 Rock
"- How are things with Criss? - Good. Great."
30 Rock
"And my divorce went smoothly."
30 Rock
"In fact, thanks to a round of golf with Archbishop Dolan,"
30 Rock
"Liddy won a bronze in Horsey-Jumpy at the Baby Olympics."
30 Rock
"Have you seen the new fall shows?"
30 Rock
"starring Jonathan Silverman as Dr. Fantastico."
30 Rock
"And do you like the information channel you get when you stay in a hotel?"
30 Rock
"So, what do you think of the new shows?"
30 Rock
"I, uh... Hey, Jonathan's back!"
30 Rock
"Yes, little big man discovered the grass isn't always greener on the other side"
30 Rock
"My grandmother was seriously ill."
30 Rock
"I went to Salinas to feed and bathe her."
30 Rock
"- I'm sorry. - I still don't like you."
30 Rock
"with the help of his new partner -- God."
30 Rock
"So, God just tells him who did it?"
30 Rock
"God can't just tell him who did it."
30 Rock
Show more clips