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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - Shaquille O'Neal Motors (S02E02)

"So, dump, restaurant,"
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"but you expect me to do it for free."
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""cut my throat and take this"?"
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"But I realized my mistake."
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"Don't worry. You're in good hands."
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"You know who doesn't think accords are boring?"
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"Come along and ask him."
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"Bye, boys. Listen to grandma."
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"What's this noise?"
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"I could take him off your hands for you."
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"Plus, you get to negotiate..."
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"My wife and I are in the market for a new car."
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"She looks like my daughter. Uh, okay."
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"What?"
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"Too bad they don't come with six months of free lojack,"
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"This set of testicles bothering you?"
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"I accept your defeat."
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"How good does that look?"
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"and I messed it up."
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"and be reminded of the biggest mistake of my life."
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"You remember floor mats,"
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"Band-aid's off, ney. You did it."
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"We take these down to the mall and we sell them."
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"_"
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"I sat in the back with her welding equipment."
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"♪ Yeah ♪"
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"Champagne pearl?"
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"Good eye."
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"Sticker price? Shame, Clark."
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"What do you mean?"
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"And this time, we won't miss a detail."
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"We want to take your car for a test-drive."
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"A dream?!"
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"And this is the best price you're gonna get."
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"Well, William got me up to speed."
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"Well, it's not gonna work on me."
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"Let's just end this."
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"It's been a long day. I'm tired. You're tired."
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"A supply closet in a top manager's office?!"
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"Why?! It... it's boring in there!"
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"I am the manager!"
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"Yes."
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"Y-yes."
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"♪ Yeah ♪"
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"No one has ever made it this far."
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"I got to stand by it."
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"- Oh, yeah. - I mean..."
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"$18,250..."
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"And a pair of fuzzy dice for the rearview mirror."
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"And no one made any money off of it."
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"and I know you do, too."
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"Kick."
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"Okay, so, I'll drop you off at work,"
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"go to the dry-cleaners,"
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"and then take the Robertsons to go see some condos."
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"- Sorry. What's the plan? - Oh, don't forget..."
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"we have to take the fryer grease to the dump."
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"Um, hello?"
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"Basketball game?"
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"Right."
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"cleaners, basketball game, condos."
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"_"
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"S02E03 Shaquille O'Neal"
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"Hurry up and eat breakfast while I shower."
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"I don't want to be late for work."
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"Make sure they don't turn their breakfast into curse words."
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"That just floated onto my spoon... I swear."
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"Relax. I'm a cool dad."
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"Boys, you know how our anniversary is coming up?"
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"- No. - Of course."
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"12 years... the silk and linen anniversary."
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"I finally figured out the perfect present for mom."
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"You say that every year."
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"Why do I want to watch money wilt?"
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"Interesting how you'll pay a stranger to cook for us,"
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"Beautiful."
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"Does it also come with a sign that says,"
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"I admit, your mother's difficult to shop for."
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"I need to give her a hot, romantic experience"
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"like I did on our wedding night."
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"I'm a little nervous."
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"We need something to tie these to!"
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"Buying the van..."
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"that's how you spent your wedding night?"
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"Yep."
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"And this year, I'm gonna re-create the magic"
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"by taking her shopping for a second car."
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"She hates spending money."
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"But she knows we need another car,"
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"and she loves negotiating."
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"Just to throw out another option..."
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"what if I told you there was a mode of transportation"
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"that is cheaper and way more fun?"
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"You kids want a summertime treat?"
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"It's too hot for hot dogs."
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"Is it?"
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"Whoa! It's the hot dogger!"
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"Now your favorite food is your favorite toy!"
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"We're not getting that."
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"Don't worry. You guys will be nice and cool"
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"in the air-conditioned luxury of this glamorous baby..."
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"a brand-new 1995 Honda accord in champagne pearl,"
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"the most elegant color in the neutral rainbow."
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"So you'd rather get a boring car?"
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"Your hero... Shaq."
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"That's right."
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"I'm taking your mom down to Shaquille O'Neal motors."
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"Why is Shaq selling a car he can't even fit into?"
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"Dad, he's not gonna be there."
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"It's a licensing deal."
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"They paid the diesel a bunch of money"
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"to slap his name on something."
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""Shaq Fu.""
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"Louis, please."
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"No anniversary presents this year."
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"Let's just go back inside and water the plants."
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"No, it's gonna be great. Trust me."
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"M'lady."
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"Ugh!"
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"Some old funyuns."
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