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Clips from Louie (2010) - Travel Day / South (S01E01)

"Louie, Louie, Louie, Lou-ah"
Louie (2010)
"Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie"
Louie (2010)
"It's amazing how entitled people think they are."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, you're the asshole who was sitting there when that happened. So what?"
Louie (2010)
"From the moment you're born..."
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"There are very few legitimate reasons to kick your mother in the vagina."
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"But I'm not gonna tell you what they are, because you'll...."
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"Get in."
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"Damn it, I have a goddamn reservation."
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"Birmingham."
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"I'm showing that that flight is canceled."
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"But you just gave me a seat on it. Yes, that was before it was canceled."
Louie (2010)
"Sir, if you'd like, you can go through again and mail it to yourself."
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"Ahem. - Thank you."
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"Well, that's-- Ha-ha-ha."
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"How you doing? I'm okay. Good."
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"Whoa. Yeah."
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"Aah!"
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"Aah!"
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"Shit! Shit!"
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"And it's actually really easy to have the body you want."
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"Why? - You in Birmingham, buddy."
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"I don't care about Mobile, I don't care about Birmingham."
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"I-- I just wanna do my--"
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"Hi."
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"Well, that's, um--"
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"Hi. Oh, my God, hi."
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"Sure, okay. Ahem."
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"Hi."
Louie (2010)
"You had a show in town tonight? Yeah, I was at the Burkham Theatre."
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"But I knew you were in town and we were sitting here..."
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"Yeah."
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"I never even imagined it, but here you are and I just--"
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"Well, Doreen, that's really nice."
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"You know, I got a flight to catch and so I should probably go."
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"It was really nice to meet you. Both of you."
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"She's a big fan of you, but you don't like her?"
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"Hey, man-- Hey, man."
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"Hey. "Hey" what?"
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"Yeah."
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"Listen, thanks. Thanks again. Sure."
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"I guess I did help you out."
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"...they maybe get something in return."
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"But I don't-- I don't have a really compelling reason why not."
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"Ma'am, just let me check the bag. No, no, it'll fit. I fly all the time."
Louie (2010)
"Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie"
Louie (2010)
"Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie"
Louie (2010)
"Louie, Louie, you're gonna cry"
Louie (2010)
"Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie"
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"Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie"
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"Louie, Louie, you're gonna die"
Louie (2010)
"People really think that they have shit coming to them, you know?"
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"And people think nothing bad should ever happen to them."
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"For some reason, you shouldn't even have accidents happen to you."
Louie (2010)
"I was in a restaurant, this guy-- The waiter spilled some stuff on his coat."
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"He did that thing we all do now when we get stuff spilled on us:"
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""What is the meaning of this?" Just so outraged."
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""Do you know who I am?""
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"Maybe you'll get hit by a car someday. Nobody gives a shit."
Louie (2010)
"You're not entitled to anything. You have to realize that."
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"...from the moment the last of your body leaves your mother's vagina..."
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"...from the moment that your foot stops touching your mother's vagina--"
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"For the last time, hopefully."
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"Unless you later kick your mother in the vagina..."
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"...which you should not do."
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"Just my opinion, but you should not."
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"There's seven of them, actually."
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"I know what you'll do."
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"That's my fare! That is my fare! No, no! This is my man!"
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"Shit on you! shit on you! You get out! Shit on me? Shit on you!"
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"You get in, sir. You get in, come on, get in."
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"Oh, shit! Oh, shit!"
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"So I'm going to the airport."
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"Can you take the Midtown Tunnel? Yeah."
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"You can't do this. I have a reservation."
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"You can't do this. Goddamn it, you people are pieces of shit."
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"Sir. No, you had no right."
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"I'd be glad to put you on a flight leaving tomorrow."
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"But I wanted to go today. That's why I booked."
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"Cocks...."
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"A reservation, all right?"
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"Don't you understand that? You're greedy, you're just greedy."
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"The whole airlines is just greedy. You push people."
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"You push people until they can't take it anymore."
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"Hi. Good morning. How can I help you?"
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"I'm going to Birmingham on the 11:40 flight."
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"Okay."
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"Where are you flying to?"
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"Eleven forty."
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"Okay, do you have any identification?"
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"Uh-- Yeah, right here."
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"Okay, great."
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"All right, here is your boarding pass, and it is gate 32."
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"Great, thank you. Oh, can I just ask you, how's the flight doing?"
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"Is it on time, or...?"
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"It's canceled? Yes."
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"What, was it canceled four seconds ago?"
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"Yes."
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"Why was it canceled? Is there weather, what....?"
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"I'm showing that it was coming from Miami and it crashed."
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"It crashed? Jesus, was it bad?"
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"I'm showing..."
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"...that everybody died. Except one baby."
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"Do you want to go standby on the 1 :15? Yeah, sure, that'd be great."
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"Do you think I'll get on?"
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"Can I have the boarding pass, please? Yeah, sure."
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"Is this your bag, sir? Yeah."
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"I need to check it by hand over here. Okay."
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"Sir, what is this?"
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"That's lube."
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"Lube. Yup."
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"Sir, you can't carry this on the plane."
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"I don't-- I don't need it on the plane. I need it for later in the hotel."
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"We can check your bag with the lube in it."
Louie (2010)
"If my bag is checked I can keep it in there?"
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"Yes, sir. Why--? But if it's dangerous--"
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"Is it dangerous? No, it's not dangerous."
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"I'm saying if you're technically afraid of it in my carry-on, then why--?"
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"If it's a weapon in there then--"
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"I'm just saying, why is it okay underneath?"
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