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Clips from Malcolm in the Middle - Water Park (S01E01)

"(sobbing): Why can't I go?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"You have to stay home because of your ear infection."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I never get to go."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Honey, I know it seems like a pattern"
Malcolm in the Middle
"but it's just this."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Maybe it's time to stop sticking dirty things in your ears."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Stop teasing him, Reese!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Oh, no, no, no. It's just the little one."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Yeah, the other two aren't going to be anywhere near you."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Ever since I can remember"
Malcolm in the Middle
"(screaming)"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Just open the door! Let me out! Come on!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"I'm starting to think it might be us."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Well, you'd think I'd get bored"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Whatever I do, whether it's teaching you boys"
Malcolm in the Middle
"or mastering tai chi, or playing pool..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I focus."
Malcolm in the Middle
"But you don't commit to anything, son."
Malcolm in the Middle
"You may have spoken too soon, sir."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I think you'll find I play pool with my whole ass."
Malcolm in the Middle
"And until you focus, Francis"
Malcolm in the Middle
"she is never going to be your dance partner."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Lois: Thank you for coming on such short notice."
Malcolm in the Middle
"It was so nice of your agency to give us a second chance."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Do you want to play something?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"No."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Hey, hey, look, kids."
Malcolm in the Middle
"- Only 12 more miles to Wavetown, USA. - Yay."
Malcolm in the Middle
"So, Malcolm, you going to go down the Liquidator this time?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Don't pressure the boy, Hal."
Malcolm in the Middle
"without you making a big deal out of it."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Listen, you just be very careful then, okay?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Oh. Thank you, Reese."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Oh, my gosh, look at this!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Reese: This is awesome!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"just because I'm not looking."
Malcolm in the Middle
"not wearing that nose plug, you're going to spend the day"
Malcolm in the Middle
"in the kiddie sprinkler."
Malcolm in the Middle
"What do you want to do first?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"It would've been different"
Malcolm in the Middle
"if I had done something to you, but..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"that was totally cold-blooded."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Don't be such a baby."
Malcolm in the Middle
"What you did to me was an act of war."
Malcolm in the Middle
"And believe me, I will get you back."
Malcolm in the Middle
"You won't know where or when, but you're gonna pay."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I just got a call from the sheriff"
Malcolm in the Middle
"that a cocksure, smart-mouthed youth"
Malcolm in the Middle
"looking very much like yourself"
Malcolm in the Middle
"has been hustling pool at the local bars."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Really, sir?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"You are in serious trouble, cadet."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I can explain..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Why have you been holding back"
Malcolm in the Middle
"I want to know why you've been letting me win."
Malcolm in the Middle
"in front of the school, and..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"and you'd, you know, torture us all for it."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Really, nothing good could come from it, and"
Malcolm in the Middle
"I am not a child."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Do you really think me"
Malcolm in the Middle
"so petty that I would throw a tantrum"
Malcolm in the Middle
"My mistake, sir."
Malcolm in the Middle
"And you are going to give me"
Malcolm in the Middle
"And to make sure of that, if you don't win"
Malcolm in the Middle
"sent outside into the bitter cold"
Malcolm in the Middle
"for 230 consecutive days."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Dismissed."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Remember, honey, how I promised you"
Malcolm in the Middle
"that exotic island vacation"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Mm-hmm."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Well, I was thinking"
Malcolm in the Middle
"maybe today could be our little island getaway."
Malcolm in the Middle
"We've got the sun, the sand, the palm trees."
Malcolm in the Middle
"And I brought the cocktails."
Malcolm in the Middle
"(chuckling)"
Malcolm in the Middle
"You are so cute when you sneak in alcohol."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Why'd you say you liked her again?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"She's real trampy."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Is that true, April?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Jerk!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"You geek! You deserved it!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Can I watch TV?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"No."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Something quiet."
Malcolm in the Middle
"(man screaming)"
Malcolm in the Middle
"I can do this."
Malcolm in the Middle
"(man screaming)"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Do not bend your legs."
Malcolm in the Middle
"You may not wear anything around neck."
Malcolm in the Middle
"On three."
Malcolm in the Middle
"One..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"two..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"- (smacking loudly) - Now we're even."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Oh, no, no, no, no."
Malcolm in the Middle
"First, we sort by the number of holes"
Malcolm in the Middle
"then by color."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Nothing."
Malcolm in the Middle
"and lying is one of them."
Malcolm in the Middle
"You're eating my buttons."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I wasn't eating. I was saving."
Malcolm in the Middle
"What were you saving it for?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"I don't know."
Malcolm in the Middle
"It's pretty. It's my favorite one."
Malcolm in the Middle
"What do you think of this one?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"It's ugly. I hate it."
Malcolm in the Middle
"So do I."
Malcolm in the Middle
"My, you're a smart little boy."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Look, guys, I know you want me to lose"
Malcolm in the Middle
"but Spangler insisted I play a real game."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Francis, you can't win."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Remember when Hendrix beat him playing horse"
Malcolm in the Middle
"on a lucky shot?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"And that was during pledge drive, man."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Guys, come on. Do you have any idea"
Malcolm in the Middle
"what Spangler's going to do to me if I lose?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Do you know what we're going to do to you if you win?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"He's being a total jerk!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Is it too much to ask"
Malcolm in the Middle
"But Reese is..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"You either take care of this yourself"
Malcolm in the Middle
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