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Clips from Malcolm in the Middle - Water Park (S01E01)

"All: How?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"I need someone"
Malcolm in the Middle
"I can't tell you."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Yes or no, no questions asked."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Lois: Oh, my God!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Done."
Malcolm in the Middle
"You're a good son."
Malcolm in the Middle
"* You're not the boss of me now *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"* And you're not so big *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"* Life is unfair. **"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Uh-huh. Mm-hmm."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Dewey, we discussed this."
Malcolm in the Middle
"(whimpering)"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Reese: Hey, Dewey."
Malcolm in the Middle
"If your father doesn't find a baby-sitter, nobody's going anywhere."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Goochy, goochy..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Woman: I don't know, sweetie."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Okay, look. I'm a little claustrophobic."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I don't know."
Malcolm in the Middle
"wiping the floor with my cadets."
Malcolm in the Middle
"God knows we enjoy it, sir."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I push myself."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Ah, the fatal scratch."
Malcolm in the Middle
"(quietly): Don't you dare hurt her."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Hurry, the sun's coming up!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"- his nose plug for his sinuses? - Shut up."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Oh, that's right."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I forgot it."
Malcolm in the Middle
"(whispers): Jerk."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Malcolm, don't think you can take off that nose plug"
Malcolm in the Middle
"You crossed the line, Reese."
Malcolm in the Middle
"What?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Sir, if I played for real"
Malcolm in the Middle
"and besides, winning seems to make you so happy."
Malcolm in the Middle
"over something so small as a game of pool?!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"picture yourself, 0400, awakened from sweet dreams of Mommy"
Malcolm in the Middle
"and stand at attention for three hours"
Malcolm in the Middle
"until reveille is called."
Malcolm in the Middle
"so no one will know the difference."
Malcolm in the Middle
"- April? - April, that's her."
Malcolm in the Middle
"No. I'll take care of it."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Lois: Malcolm, Reese, knock it off."
Malcolm in the Middle
"What can I do?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"(screaming continues)"
Malcolm in the Middle
"(crowd screaming)"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Do not raise your head."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Remove all piercings."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Enjoy the ride."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Hey, there, girlie."
Malcolm in the Middle
"There are at least 20 things I will not tolerate"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Spit it out."
Malcolm in the Middle
"What are you? A hamster?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"(clears throat)"
Malcolm in the Middle
"You seem to be practicing pretty hard."
Malcolm in the Middle
"on doing something stupid, like winning."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Ew!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Mom! You have to stop Reese!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Malcolm, does it look like I'm open for business?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"You have done nothing but pester us."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I don't want to hear it."
Malcolm in the Middle
"or I'm going to lock the two of you in the car for the rest of the day."
Malcolm in the Middle
"My brother... he can't swim."
Malcolm in the Middle
"And then, I was playing with my imaginary friend"
Malcolm in the Middle
"I talk to my Harold all the time."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Would he like a cookie?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"No, no, no."
Malcolm in the Middle
"- Yes! - Yes!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"I could say the same thing to you."
Malcolm in the Middle
"There were at least a dozen shots that you've held back on."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I'm going to beat you at your own game."
Malcolm in the Middle
"* Makin' all the big boys scream *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"* Turn it up now *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"- * All right * - * All right *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"* Went up to the... *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"* Rising up the dance floor *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"* I remember long ago another starry night like this *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"* You were humming to yourself *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"* And softly strumming your guitar *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"* There was something in the air that night *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"* The stars were bright, Fernando *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"* They were shining there for you and me *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"* For liberty, Fernando *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"* There was something in the air that night *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Can't you give your mother and me five minutes of peace?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"As long as we're on the same page."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Today sucked."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I've done nothing except chicken out"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Reese, I am so sorry."
Malcolm in the Middle
"What?!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"drive fancy cars."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Do we do any of those things?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"can afford to have their vacations ruined."
Malcolm in the Middle
"We work so long."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Are you aborigines?!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"but you have to keep going at each other like rabid monkeys!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"(Lois screaming)"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Arms and legs crossed at all times!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"That is the bravest thing I've ever seen you do."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Who cares, man?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"(horn honks)"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Who wants to make five bucks?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"to take the fall."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Make it ten."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I got him, honey!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"I got him! Don't worry."
Malcolm in the Middle
"* Can you repeat the question? *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"* You're not the boss of me now *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"* You're not the boss of me now *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"There you go... all pink and shiny."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Mm. Boys?!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Ooh! Feel ten pounds lighter."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Oh, yeah. Go."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Uh, aah..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"(rapidly breathing)"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Dad got us free tickets"
Malcolm in the Middle
"It takes two days to prep him, but it's worth it."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Ooh, smooth as a seal."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Ready for that water slide."
Malcolm in the Middle
"You know, we haven't been on an outing in a long time."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Do what together?"
Malcolm in the Middle
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