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Clips from BoJack Horseman - A Safe Space (S03E03)

"-Whatever you decide... -What we decide, because this is--"
BoJack Horseman
"-Okay. -One, two--"
BoJack Horseman
"Oh, no. We said different things."
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"[funky electronic music]"
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"Step one on the 48 awards show gauntlet that is The Exhausting Road To Oscar."
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"[presenter] The nominees for best actor in a motion picture or Vine are..."
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"Lernernerner DiCarpricorn for The Haberdasher's Peanut..."
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"Oh, my God."
BoJack Horseman
"If you were an airline and landed nine out of ten planes,"
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"[yelling] Hey, yo, Scott!"
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"-We were up in the Poconos, she and I... -BoJack, not now."
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"started a family, lived a fruitful life, and then died up your butt."
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"Because her account just tweeted out to 40 million followers,"
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"She--"
BoJack Horseman
"Oh, balls."
BoJack Horseman
"And the world says, "Whaaa?""
BoJack Horseman
"It's time for Tom's Rant."
BoJack Horseman
"Wait, does that say "Tom Srant"? Why does that say Tom Srant?"
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"I clearly said--"
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"Hey! Heard you pulled the trigger on the Big Bear condo."
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"[background] ♪ Sextina! ♪"
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"Oh. Oh!"
BoJack Horseman
"What "oh?" Who said you could "Oh?""
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"Most women who go through this never talk about it"
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"because it's so stigmatized."
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"then it's all worth it, right?"
BoJack Horseman
"And if I can make a million women buy my album,"
BoJack Horseman
"[crowd chattering]"
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"So, before the procedure,"
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"that Leonard Maltin thought were pretty good."
BoJack Horseman
"You need another drink?"
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"-[cameras clicking] -There he is, Jurj Clooners."
BoJack Horseman
"Oh, you know Keith? Tell him to clean up his shit."
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"-[both laughing] -Oh."
BoJack Horseman
"It was here a second ago."
BoJack Horseman
"and those guys really like a clean afterparty."
BoJack Horseman
"So, let me get this straight, Sextina."
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""Awooga! Is there an undo button around here?"
BoJack Horseman
"so I'm dropping a new single."
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"-What? - ♪ Surprise! ♪"
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"America, get your uteruses turnt,"
BoJack Horseman
"Oh, dear."
BoJack Horseman
"Christ, stop the tape."
BoJack Horseman
"and my choice is to be a totally insane badass."
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"So? This is show business. "Brrap brrap. Pew pew.""
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"A daring battle cry from the self-appointed New Voice of Choice."
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"Tom, this is not just a woman's issue."
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"I'm a man, but if I got pregnant,"
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"I can say that with confidence,"
BoJack Horseman
"because I will never have to make that decision, so I'm unbiased."
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"who teens think is a very big deal."
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"-These days, abortions are not BD. -Are abortions even necessary?"
BoJack Horseman
"the body has a way to break the fetus down into gas particles"
BoJack Horseman
"-I don't remember. Maybe the Bible? -Thank you for clarifying."
BoJack Horseman
"and then I'll be all, "Surprise," and hit him with a bat."
BoJack Horseman
"Yeah, it's a bad prank on purpose to show how stupid pranks are."
BoJack Horseman
"I'm working on levels here, man. To the limousine repository."
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"[paparazzi yelling]"
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"-Oh, shit. -What's that, driver?"
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"Halliburton-Skynet-Toyota-Trader Joe's Auditorium"
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"for the Image Choice Spirit Awards."
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"-I don't know -Do as he says, driver."
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"something to latch onto as an example of--"
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"I am just here for emotional support."
BoJack Horseman
"and all we're saying is "Pshew pshew pow.""
BoJack Horseman
"-What is that? -What are you doing?"
BoJack Horseman
"Uh. Do you mean, "Brrap brrap pew pew"?"
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"-That's not what a gun sounds like. -Prrow!"
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"-Brrap brrap pew pew! -Ppew, ping!"
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"and you'll hate yourself that you weren't able to make a difference"
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"when you had the chance."
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"This is why your clients win every year. You represent everyone."
BoJack Horseman
"It has nothing to do with whether you're a good publicist or not."
BoJack Horseman
"I am a marvelous publicist."
BoJack Horseman
"You're pranking him right now."
BoJack Horseman
"Seems a little convoluted,"
BoJack Horseman
"Publicists have many clients."
BoJack Horseman
"Are you kidding? Who fires Ana Spanakopita?"
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"Not your problem. Get the hell out of my limo."
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"I want to tell the real story about abortion,"
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"is gonna have her abortion live on television."
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"How are you going to have an abortion on live TV"
BoJack Horseman
"Are you hearing yourselves?"
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"We're not going to fake an abortion on live TV."
BoJack Horseman
"Obviously, we'll pre-tape it."
BoJack Horseman
"Then put a little box in the corner of the screen that says "Live.""
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"You don't think this is incredibly disrespectful"
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"to the women who actually get abortions?"
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"She wants an abortion? I'm getting her an abortion."
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"-You know this is bullshit. -It's all bullshit, Diane."
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"I won't be a part of this."
BoJack Horseman
"Y'all's trippin' if you think Sextina Aquafina"
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"is paying $15 for parking."
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"You know, I think I Googled the wrong guy."
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"is doing every time she gets on the news and--"
BoJack Horseman
"I gotta take the high road, go on the news and rat those suckers out."
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"It is if you think it is,"
BoJack Horseman
"[girl] You know Sextina Aquafina?"
BoJack Horseman
"Do you think she actually wants to shoot her fetus with a gun?"
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"With all the protesters out front,"
BoJack Horseman
"I won't be working with Jurj anymore."
BoJack Horseman
"You dropped Jurj?"
BoJack Horseman
"Jurj is easy. Everyone loves him."
BoJack Horseman
"I've got a master's degree in Publicist, it's time to put that to use."
BoJack Horseman
"Wow, that's actually. That--"
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"Nobody talks to me like that."
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"Okay, but--"
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"You're my star, BoJack. My shining star."
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"-But don't you ever... -Ow, too tight."
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"[doctor] How are you feeling, Sextina?"
BoJack Horseman
"[Sextina] A little queasy but on the whole, wonderful."
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"[doctor] Good. Now, I do accept tips."
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"-That was surprisingly tasteful. -And educational, right?"
BoJack Horseman
"I mean, physically."
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"I know from the outside, it might seem like I should be ready for kids,"
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"-Sextina. Great job, we did it. -Yeah, so, little wrinkle."
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"I've been having a lot of sex, you know,"
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"'cause I'm a sexual creature and dolphins do have sex for pleasure."
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"-What? -And I think I want to keep it."
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"since they just saw me get the old scoopity doopity?"
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