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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S06E06)

"No, I just wanna make sure we're both totally clear about this."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, it's-- It's not "meet my boyfriend,""
Archer (2009)
"Totally clear...ly insulting."
Archer (2009)
"we're clear? Oh, my God."
Archer (2009)
"Uh, no. They're academics!"
Archer (2009)
"Swear to God. Last one till dinner."
Archer (2009)
"Yes, he's getting his master's, too,"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, did they find me utterly charming?"
Archer (2009)
"Yes, of course. We've got the mashed potatoes"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, Lana. You have made a beautiful baby."
Archer (2009)
"Medieval Slavic History."
Archer (2009)
"of modern Serbian nationalism? Mm... nope."
Archer (2009)
"Well, algae is always challenging!"
Archer (2009)
"Lana, it's okay, you can say "family.""
Archer (2009)
"I-- Well, I thought I could, but I honestly don't know if I can."
Archer (2009)
"your father and I will check on dinner."
Archer (2009)
"Seriously?"
Archer (2009)
"Um... yes."
Archer (2009)
"- Oh, my God! - Dammit, Krieger!"
Archer (2009)
"Hey, whoa. It may be a bit rundown,"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, which doesn't really make sense"
Archer (2009)
"because this all used to be Jewtown."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, please, you people invented racism."
Archer (2009)
"produced by firing a laser through a beam-splitter."
Archer (2009)
"Whoa! Yeah, dude, not cool."
Archer (2009)
"Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot..."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, it is hot, Lem. Can I call you Lem?"
Archer (2009)
"Ah."
Archer (2009)
"Ah-- Mm..."
Archer (2009)
"Nonsense. You stay right there."
Archer (2009)
"Isn't this just so relaxing?"
Archer (2009)
"we'd like to share with you."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, God..."
Archer (2009)
"is that at no time will our penises touch,"
Archer (2009)
"if you didn't make eye contact,"
Archer (2009)
"Because who gets in a hot tub naked"
Archer (2009)
"on acceptable behavior?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, my God... my research!"
Archer (2009)
"All my research..."
Archer (2009)
"All my years of work! It's all gone!"
Archer (2009)
"Why would anybody want mildew? Algae!"
Archer (2009)
"Why does he have a gun?"
Archer (2009)
"Yes, but, but, but--"
Archer (2009)
"And why is he driving? I should be driving!"
Archer (2009)
"Plus your hands are too big."
Archer (2009)
"Easy..."
Archer (2009)
"Easy..."
Archer (2009)
"If that! Jesus..."
Archer (2009)
"Aw, shush and push!"
Archer (2009)
"You guys all better be pushing back there!"
Archer (2009)
"Well, first of all, I think you mean"
Archer (2009)
"heap of bitchin', and second of all, hang on."
Archer (2009)
"Dammit, Archer!"
Archer (2009)
"- Whoo! - Archer!"
Archer (2009)
"People would literally kill for it!"
Archer (2009)
"Well, even if I'm not family..."
Archer (2009)
"Can you imagine what this will mean to Big Oil? Or OPEC?"
Archer (2009)
"Well, there's no need to be racist. How is the acronym"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, that's what that means?"
Archer (2009)
"You Philistines!"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, great idea. I'll hold him down. Huh?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, right, our ugliest president."
Archer (2009)
"I know, Daddy. I know."
Archer (2009)
"How is this funny?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, you're going to explain lying to me and your mother all these years."
Archer (2009)
"Okay, Lem, I think maybe you're transferring a little."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, think of me as a mediator."
Archer (2009)
"Who else would I be spying for? How should I know?"
Archer (2009)
"Long story short, these days"
Archer (2009)
"we're sort of, contractors for the CIA."
Archer (2009)
"Lem, let's try to avoid using sarcasm. I wasn't."
Archer (2009)
"You used to love going to all those science fairs!"
Archer (2009)
"From excitement!"
Archer (2009)
"I couldn't ever tell you how I felt."
Archer (2009)
"even when you make stupid, stupid, stupid choices,"
Archer (2009)
"How would that possibly help?"
Archer (2009)
"are you quite literally insane? Sorry."
Archer (2009)
"Throw out the goddamn bowling balls!"
Archer (2009)
"Okay! Jesus!"
Archer (2009)
"And that's how they all died."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, it's called a pit maneuver,"
Archer (2009)
"Like, three times."
Archer (2009)
"Okay, hang on!"
Archer (2009)
"Actually wait, hang on. What?"
Archer (2009)
"- What? - In the hot tub!"
Archer (2009)
"about the hot tub incident, the better!"
Archer (2009)
"you two wanted to share with me?"
Archer (2009)
"and we told her to invite you, but--"
Archer (2009)
"So are we talking like, a barbecue, or--?"
Archer (2009)
"Archer! Okay! Lana!"
Archer (2009)
"Don't shoot!"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, my God,"
Archer (2009)
"- Sup? - Hey, guys."
Archer (2009)
"Pff, like, three times."
Archer (2009)
"and I'll tell you guys all about it over beers"
Archer (2009)
"So c'mon, let's go make it rain Pammy."
Archer (2009)
"What about them?"
Archer (2009)
"Ta-daa."
Archer (2009)
"With a baby in the house?"
Archer (2009)
"Man, you guys are so big picture..."
Archer (2009)
"Huh."
Archer (2009)
"I think we've got ourselves a deal."
Archer (2009)
"What about the algae, so we don't have to burn"
Archer (2009)
"Because yes."
Archer (2009)
"I wanna thank you, for trying to save"
Archer (2009)
"I'm obviously still furious about"
Archer (2009)
"could have misconstrued the situation,"
Archer (2009)
"and even though it's kinda hard for me to admit it,"
Archer (2009)
"Sorry that I hurt your feelings."
Archer (2009)
"Well, thanks."
Archer (2009)
"I accept your apology."
Archer (2009)
"Sorry I tried to spit-roast your mom."
Archer (2009)
"Yes, Lana, you've made it totally, very nearly insultingly, clear."
Archer (2009)
"Because this is only my parents meeting their grandchild."
Archer (2009)
"it's not, "meet my future husband.""
Archer (2009)
"Oh, my God! Hey! Shut up!"
Archer (2009)
"Sir, is there a problem here? Yes! Where the hell have you been?"
Archer (2009)
"Here. And if you want to save yourself some trips,"
Archer (2009)
"let's uh, make it a pitcher. Uh, we don't even have pitchers."
Archer (2009)
"Well, then, I don't know what to tell you."
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