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Clips from Zoolander

"And now that you're retired, I can't have you."
Zoolander
"He went home... He's talking about going offto ponder..."
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"the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good."
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"A center for ants?"
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"Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte?"
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"I can't help you, lady... I don't know nothing about Mugatu..."
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"and wetness is the essence of beauty..."
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"Who's winning the match?"
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"What the hell's the matter with you?"
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"Without much further ado, I give you..."
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"What?"
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"Hits Kevin Conley, the tight end down in there..."
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"- He's absolutely right. - Thank you."
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"Your mistake indeed!"
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"You're more dead to me than your dead mother."
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"Let's get this model on his way!"
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"For ages and ages. You've been around for a long time."
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"Very thorough, Archie. Thank you."
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"Yes, Derek."
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"- Matilda Jeffries. - Keep pulling the sweater."
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"And I want you, Derek, to be the face..."
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"It'll be your glorious comeback."
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"The center has to be at least..."
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"So you want me to sleep in the gutter?"
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"Nothing. I've just been up for a few days..."
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"Derelicte!"
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"Things aren't what they seem."
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"- I like this song. - Of course you do."
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"so must you become Derelicte!"
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"Nothing to worry about at all..."
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"- Excuse me? - Eventually the thing will unravel..."
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"kids as young as five could work as they pleased..."
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"Do not be distracted by the beautiful celebrities..."
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"- Derek, please open the door! - What a cuckoo dream."
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"Would you look at the date. Mugatu's Derelicte show is tomorrow night."
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"- My head is killing me and... - What are you talking about?"
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"Day. D-A-I-Y-E. Okay?"
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"And you're a super-hot ninja machine!"
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"by killing the prime minister ofMalaysia..."
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"and South America too..."
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"then telling them that they've been in a day spa for a week..."
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"I saw you this afternoon, dum-dum."
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"That is a bit above average."
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"- By the way... - What?"
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"You have been in a day spa for a week."
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"Cool."
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"Thanks, Billy. You rock."
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"- Wait a second. - What?"
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"Hey, Hansel, I'm sorry you didn't get Mugatu's Derelicte campaign."
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"Do you mind?"
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"Maybe next time."
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"I can "dere-lick" my own balls, thank you very much."
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"- Everything cool, Derek? - It's great, Biff. Thank you."
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"Don't you know I'm loco?"
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"You aren't."
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"Oh, yeah. That's a walk-off challenge, my friend."
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"First model walks, second model duplicates, then elaborates."
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"I can do this, Tyson."
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"You gotta cut me. I can't see. I'm blind out there."
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"If nobody has any objections..."
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"Oh, yeah? I've never even heard of it."
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"handed to him on a platter with french-fried potatoes."
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"Derek, that's not true."
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""Pedro Scialfa"'"
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"I'm sure there are a lot of people out there who can't turn..."
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"Ninety-two minus sixty-three."
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"I did."
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"Think again."
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"The fashion industry has been behind..."
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"who capped Kennedy from the grassy knoll sure as shit were."
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"I'll get it, ma'am."
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"This nation was swept..."
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"And behind every hit, a card-carrying male model."
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"ostensibly halting the shipment of Cuban-manufactured slacks."
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"worn by our country's early leaders?"
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"It's not important."
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"Oh, yeah? Listen and learn, sweetness."
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"You're a monkey, Derek!"
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"But who do you think made the powdered wigs and leg stockings..."
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"They're in peak physical condition..."
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"Yes it is, Derek."
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"Good point."
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"You do a little background check on your Mr. Mugatu."
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"The world's greatest hand model."
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"Right."
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"You'll find he sold his soul to the devil for a shot at the big time."
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"And?"
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"Why you been acting so messed up towards me?"
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"Thanks to this homemade hyperbaric chamber..."
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"I don't know."
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"Derek, get down!"
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"Think, okay? This is important!"
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"Were you looking for a rematch?"
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"Well, you go first."
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"and mine's kind ofwinding down or whatever."
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"and it hurt."
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"to off the prime minister of Micronesia."
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"Yeah, you're Derek Zoolander."
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"I met when I was ice sailing in Finland."
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"made me want to be a model."
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"I'm sorry I was whack."
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"From that article that I read, it seems like..."
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"Why do you hate models, Matilda?"
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"Oh, hey, Ennui, will you do me a favor?"
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"And I just..."
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"I was whack."
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"I just couldn't..."
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"I think they're vain, stupid..."
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"You make them feel bad about themselves."
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"All right, forget it."
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"when suddenly I slip and I start to fall."
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"'cause your career is kind of just blossoming..."
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"How do you live?"
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"It was. I was totally fine."
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"It was an awkward phase."
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"Bulimic."
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"- End of discussion! - Easy. Okay, hold on."
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"Ooh, you mean, like, like you, like you..."
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"Easy."
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"Done it in a while, yeah."
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