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"Here in Malaysia, there is an almost overwhelming sense of euphoria..."
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"as the newly-elected prime minister has given this nation hope..."
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"and end child labor once and for all..."
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"he has become this small country's greatest hope..."
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"for a thriving future in the new millennium..."
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"for a thriving future in the new millennium..."
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"This is disgusting. How could you let this happen?"
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"I mean, they love that crap in Malaysia."
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"But he won't budge."
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"Listen, 50 percent of my inventory is manufactured..."
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"Something has got to be done."
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"If Malaysia goes, what is next?"
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"My entire panty line is made in Vietnam."
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"The Malaysian must be eliminated, Mugatu."
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"Perhaps you'd rather go back to turning out novelty neckties."
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"But my new fall line is almost due."
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"The Malaysian prime minister visits New York in 14 days."
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"Do it then."
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"That's not enough time. It takes months to train an operative."
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"Too smart. This is a rush job."
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"He's got to be extremely dim-witted."
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"- You know the profile,Jacobim. - A beautiful, self-absorbed..."
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"simpleton who can be manipulated and molded like Jell-O."
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"Or cookie dough."
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"- Or Play-Doh. - Any kind of dough."
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"The point is, we need an empty vessel..."
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"a shallow, dumb, vacuous moron."
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"And when he's finished, we'll dispose of him."
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"I mean, where in all of God's green goodness..."
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"Derek, I just have a few more questions, if that's okay."
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"It would have to be the first time I went through the second grade."
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"I caught my reflection in a spoon while I was eating my cereal..."
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"Maybe you could do that for a career""
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"What would you say your trademark is, if you have one?"
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"Well, I guess the look I'm best known for is Blue Steel."
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"- I use it for footwear sometimes. - Can I see that?"
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"He is a fashion icon."
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"So, do you spend a lot of time working on these looks..."
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"thinking about them?"
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"Sure. I've been working on Magnum for at least eight or nine years."
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"Magnum? That's intriguing. Can I see that?"
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"Are you kidding? I shouldn't even be talking about it."
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"It's nowhere near ready."
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"It's almost like there's a light around him..."
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"I think about Derek every time I design a collection."
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"It's the concept that a photo might steal a part of your soul."
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"as someone who gets his picture taken for a living?"
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"That Blue Steel look he does... Oh, my Gosh, the style and the hair..."
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"It's almost like the new afro for the white man, but it's beautiful."
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"Well, I guess I would have to answer your question with another question."
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"How many "abo-digitals" do you see modeling?"
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"the VH1 Fashion Awards..."
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"There he is, three-time Male Model ofthe Year..."
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"Derek Zoolander..."
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"Proud owner of Blue Steel, the look that made him the legend he now is..."
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"Hansel..."
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"- Hansel, right here! - All right, all right."
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"The rookie sensation who has burned his way..."
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"into the eye sockets ofthe fashion world..."
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"Mugatu uses slave labor!"
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"Down with Mugatu!"
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"You hate to see something like that at an event like this..."
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"Ugly protesters bothering beautiful people."
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"to make his and most of the garment industry's clothes..."
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"Hey, Steve, how are you doing?"
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"- Are you nervous? - I have butterflies in my basket..."
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"We also hear you're working on a new look. Can you tell us about it?"
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"Actually, I can't, Steve, because it's not yet perfected."
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"But I can tell you that it's called Magnum and..."
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"Shut, baby, shut!"
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"Got that right. How are you doing, Steven?"
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"- Maury Ballstein, Balls Models. - A man who needs no introduction."
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"Maury, you've handle every important male model for the last 30 years."
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"- Derek's chances tonight? - Let me tell you something."
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"Nobody can touch Derek. Nobody! I gotta get inside."
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"I'm "shvitzing" like a "shmedrik" with all these lights."
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"Are you worried about Hansel?"
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"Not as much as I'm worried about Gretel."
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"I want people to know how funny I can be."
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"Oh, believe me, they'll know. It hits newsstands tomorrow."
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"Excuse me, Mr. Mugatu. Mr. Mugatu, Matilda Jeffries."
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"Time magazine."
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"Any comment on Prime Minister Hassan's wage increases..."
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"for Malaysian garment workers? - No, he has no comment."
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"Let him speak for himself. Would you like to see the prime minister..."
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"out of power so you can continue exploiting cheap Malaysian workers?"
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"Hey, Mugatu! Screw you and your little dog too!"
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"Look out! She's got an egg!"
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"Oh, my God! Let go of me!"
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"Yes!"
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"Wow."
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"I just can't tell you how much this means to me..."
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"to be the first recipient of this beautiful award."
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"This Malaysian thing is getting out of hand."
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"I hear you,Jaco."
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"What this, the Slashie, mean..."
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"and not the otherway around."
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"His proposed wage increase could ruin all of us."
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"Now to the important stuff."
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"These ain't no slashes, folks..."
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"Here are the nominees for Male Model of the Year..."
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"Young, hot, brash..."
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"With more covers in his first year than any rookie model ever..."
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"and an attitude that says, "Wiho cares? It's only fashion...""
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"That Hansel's so hot right now."
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"To me, that's like a vanity, a self-absorption..."
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"that I try to steer clear of..."
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"I dig the bungee... For me, it'sjust the way I live my life..."
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"I live it on the edge, where I gotta be..."
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"I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree..."
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"Richard Gere's a real hero of mine... Sting..."
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"The music that he's created... I don 't really listen to it..."
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"But the fact that he's making it, I respect that..."
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"I care desperately about what I do..."
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"Do I know what I'm doing today? No..."
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"But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot..."
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"male modeling has had a shadow cast over it by one man..."
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"and five syllables..."
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"Der-ek Zoo-lan-der..."
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"Modeling, to me, isn 't just about being good-looking..."
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