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Clips from Zoolander

"These are the pure breeds..."
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"others go right."
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"Hold very still. Very still."
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"I think Katinka wants to kill you."
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"Slaves, Derek."
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"I totally agree with you."
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"You just seem a little tense. I was trying to help you relax."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the fashion industry's biggest night..."
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"So exclusive, no one knows about it..."
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"- Right on! - All right, come on, over here."
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"On the runway, you have one objective..."
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"We'll all go bankrupt within a year."
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"Turn off my phone?"
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"Who am I?"
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"- No. - Dude, be cool tonight. Come on."
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"It's a walk-off."
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"Over the past decade..."
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"They also show them how to dress cool..."
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"What?"
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"More?"
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"I don't care, Hansel. I've never been late for a show in my life."
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"with some cottage cheese, if you're hungry."
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"When I was in seventh grade..."
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"I don't think so."
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"and then made your comeback..."
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"Yeah!"
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"- That's what I'm talking about. - Derek, you're not a kid anymore."
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"He's like music."
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"So I guess you can "dere-lick" my balls, capitan..."
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"What are your thoughts on that..."
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"Do what?"
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"you really shouldn't be wearing your hair pulled back that tight."
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"All I'm trying to do is get some background information on Mugatu."
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"Stop it."
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"Hey, Paco!"
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"A "eugoogolizer"' One who speaks at funerals."
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"Hey, Matilda."
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"Thank you, Lenny."
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"Like helping people."
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"Already considered a living saint..."
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"Get closer, Jaco."
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"promising to raise the substandard minimum wage..."
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"And I trust you would like to live to see your spring line as well?"
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"What about Fabio?"
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"I've tried bribes, I've tried gifts. I even sent him some pet oxen."
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"What? No, I don't have time for this."
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"I have negotiated my butt off, Giorgio."
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"Fourteen days? That's Fashion Week. It's impossible! I have a show!"
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"Le Tigre's a lot softer. It's a bit more of a catalog look."
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"Look, without Derek Zoolander, male modeling wouldn't be what it is."
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"You may be familiar with the belief that some aboriginal tribes hold."
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"am I gonna find someone that beef-headed?"
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"Cool."
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"the VH1 Fashion Awards..."
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"What's that look like?"
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"And that's who Derek Zoolander is defending his title against tonight..."
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"and left them clawing their faces for more..."
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"am I gonna find someone that beef-headed?"
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"He's almost too good-looking."
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"There's no denying Jacobim Mugatu has used cheap Malaysian workers..."
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"Mugatu sucks! Support the prime minister!"
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"You're going for your fourth Male Model of the Year award."
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"but I think I'm doing okay."
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"- Be professionally good-looking. - Right."
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"We have a serious problem on our hands, Maury."
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"If I tell you anything else, this guy's gonna kill me."
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"Hey, put that Hansel and Gretel line in your article."
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"is you consider me the best actor slash model..."
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"and "incredibly chiseled features...""
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"Sting would be another person who 's a hero..."
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"I hear a lot of words like "beauty"and "handsomeness"..."
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"I need it taken care of soon. I have people to answer to."
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"I wasn 't like every other kid, who dreams about being an astronaut..."
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"Do I know what product I'm selling? No..."
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"Well, I guess I showed..."
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"The calender was great..."
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"What's left to ponder?"
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"I don't know."
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"He's perfect, and you know it. Now make it happen."
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"Maybe we should be doing something more meaningful with our lives."
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"like you didn't know it was a joke."
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"Who am I?"
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"Oh, I thought you were gonna tell me what a bad "eugoogolizer" I am."
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"I'm sorry. I know it came off kind of harsh."
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"to announce my retire..."
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"I guess so."
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"because it gave people a chance to see a side of my versatility..."
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"and I try to think about that every time I get in front of a camera..."
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"but I mean it like the way black people use it..."
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"I can't stand Hansel!"
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"- And the way Hansel combs his hair. - Or, like, doesn't."
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"and stunning features..."
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"Derek, I don't think you're cut out for that kind of thing."
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"who couldn't book a goddamn Sears catalog..."
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"What do we do when we fall off the horse?"
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"I'm going back home. I need to get in touch with my roots."
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"You got a lot of gifts, but hanging a louie just isn't one of them."
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"Hey, you want to hear some great news?"
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"Yeah, well, fortunately foryou, not too many people I know..."
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"Look, maybe you could do me a favor."
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"Come on. There's gotta be..."
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"Pop, wait, please!"
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"I'm working right now. This..."
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"Go back home? You're overreacting..."
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"We're running out of time. Capisce?"
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"Pacheco back to pass..."
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"to help teach underprivileged children to learn how to read."
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"Look out! Tushy squeeze!"
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"and sell it to Queen Elizabeth as earrings."
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"Tell me something good."
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"Mugatu wants you for his new campaign."
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"Damn it, Derek, I'm a coal miner, not a professional television actor."
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"He's got him wide open in the middle ofthe field..."
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"With what? Your male modeling?"
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"Scrappy, Luke..."
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"I hope you're finished touching your roots..."
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"you rememberyour brother, right?"
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"Get out!"
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"Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately..."
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"It's Maury."
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