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Clips from Zoolander

"Sheila, honey, it's me. Listen."
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"I need you to bring that Zip disk in the den down to the fashion show."
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"I don't care what the traffic is like."
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"Take the goddamn service road and get off before the bridge."
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"and I'll heat it up in the microwave when I get home."
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"Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway?"
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"The man has only one look, for Christ's sake!"
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"Blue Steel, Ferrari, Le Tigre?"
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"They're the same face!"
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"Doesn't anyone notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!"
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"I invented the piano key necktie!"
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"I invented it!"
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"What have you done, Derek? Nothing!"
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"You've done nothing! Nothing!"
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"And I will be a monkey's uncle if I have you ruin this for me!"
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"Die, you wage-hiking scum!"
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"One look?"
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"One look? I don't think so!"
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"There it is!"
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"Magnum!"
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"Holy moly."
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"Dear God."
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"It's beautiful."
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"That's my kid."
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"Whoa! Yeah!"
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"I love that kid. Dumb as a stump, but I love him."
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"Oh, Derek, you did it! That was amazing!"
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"Yeah, that too. But you saved the prime minister of Malaysia!"
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"Oh, right. Cool."
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"Thank you, Derek Zoolander, for saving my life."
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"Hi, I'm former male supermodel Derek Zoolander."
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"we teach students of all ages..."
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"everything they need to know to learn to be a professional model..."
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"and a professional human being."
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"Our diverse faculty includes business management teacher..."
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"and former model agent Maury Ballstein."
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"The designer's got your nuts in a vise..."
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"offering you ten million plus three percent..."
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"of every pair of underwear sold."
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"What are you gonna do?"
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"Screw him! Hold out for more!"
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"That's what I'm talking about!"
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"Sojoin now, because at the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids..."
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"Who Can't Read Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too..."
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"we teach you that there's more to life..."
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"than just being really, really, really good-looking."
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"And cut!"
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"- Looks great. I think we got it. - All right, Mitch. Thanks."
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"- All right! That's a wrap! - Hey, Hansel."
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"I'm gonna take these kids over to the George Washington Bridge..."
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"- Catch you at the teacher's lounge? - All right."
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"All right, guys. Last one to the helicopter's a rotten egg. Let's go!"
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"- There's Daddy! Hi. - Hey."
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"- How's Derek, Jr.? - He's great."
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"Guess what. He made his first look today."
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"Wow."
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"- Wanna hang out for story hour? - Great. Yeah. Let's go."
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"- Hey, who wants to hear a story? - Yeah!"
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"in sweatshops on the Malaysian border."
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"It's perfect. Invite him to be your guest of honor."
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"But who?"
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"So when did you know you wanted to be a model?"
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"and I remember thinking, "Wow, you're ridiculously good-looking."
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"He exudes beauty."
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"I grip it and I rip it... I live it with a lot offlair..."
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"And the award goes to..."
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"Earth to Brint. I was making a joke."
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"Yeah!"
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"Rufus, Brint and Meekus were like brothers to me."
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"Just because we have chiseled abs..."
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"I have deeper thoughts on my mind."
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"Sorry, Maury. I'm not a gymnast."
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"Hey, Pop!"
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"All I ever wanted to do was make you proud of me, Pop."
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"You're dead to me, boy."
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"Wihat the shit are you talking about? It's me... Maury..."
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"- Derek, it's just a small... - I don't want to hearyour excuses!"
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"- Do you have an opinion on that? - You wanna hear an opinion?"
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"Let me show you the future of fashion."
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"putting together these background articles on Mugatu you asked for."
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"Now you're talking, sister. If you want to know more, go to Pier 12."
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"You shut up now."
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"Look, I think I know what this is about..."
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"I told you I was sorry about that article."
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"Not one little bit."
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"I just need to speak with Derek Zoolander, please!"
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"- Where am I? - It's okay."
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"I gotta go monk. Prayer. Pray to the Great Spirit."
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"You could hurt yourself out there."
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"What's going on?"
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"He died when he was 29."
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""Vin Correjo"'"
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"You're goddamn right he wasn't. But those two lookers..."
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"Hey, what's up, y'all? This is Derek and Matilda."
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"- Malaysia. - Right."
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"So, they're gonna be hiding here. Let's show them a good time."
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"when we were climbing the Mayan ruins?"
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"Okay, but seriously, Matil. Is it all right if I call you Matil?"
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"You guys really want to know the truth?"
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"these perfect, beautiful..."
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"I just didn't get it."
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"So do I. It's a great way to lose pounds before a show."
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"Oh, try a couple years."
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"What?"
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"haven't you been smoking peyote for six straight days?"
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"Dude, how dope was last night?"
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"but it was crazy energy flying back and forth between you guys."
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"- Oh, yeah. - Where I thought..."
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"Derek, I thought I told you to turn off your phone."
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"Wait."
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"They'll be looking for us at Maury's, right?"
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"Hansel, do you have a cosmetics case?"
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"We hear you loud and clear."
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"I feel really bad that good-looking people like us..."
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"before they hit it big with that song "Relax"'"
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"Let's just say I'll hold on to it till you get back."
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"Come on, Derek. You're on."
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"Break a leg, Derek."
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"- That a boy, Maury. - Hold on a second."
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"That's my son."
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