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Clips from Zoolander

"Sure, I mean, just for touch-ups or whatever."
Zoolander
"What are you gonna do with that?"
Zoolander
"That'll do. Early in my career..."
Zoolander
"If I can create a basic disguise for us..."
Zoolander
"we may just be able to sneak into Maury's, undetected."
Zoolander
"You is talkin' loco, and I like it."
Zoolander
"Wielcome to Derelicte..."
Zoolander
"- Wie have entry... - Okay, guys. I hear you."
Zoolander
"I'll download the files, and we'll take the information to the police..."
Zoolander
"Listen, Matil."
Zoolander
"And I want you to know I understand where you're coming from."
Zoolander
"made you throw up and feel bad about yourself."
Zoolander
"- Thanks, Derek. Now, hurry up. - Okay."
Zoolander
"I got the results on the name check you asked for on Jacobim Mugatu."
Zoolander
"- Or should I say Jacob Moogberg. - What?"
Zoolander
"He changed his name when he went into the fashion business."
Zoolander
"Apparently, the guy was the original guitar synth player..."
Zoolander
"After Frankie gave him the heave-ho, he held a series of odd jobs until..."
Zoolander
"get this... he invented..."
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"the piano key necktie in 1 985."
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"The guy's been a fashion designer ever since."
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"First obstacle."
Zoolander
"You ever use one of these?"
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"Watch out. Watch... Fix that hem,Jason."
Zoolander
"Please. I need... Katinka!"
Zoolander
"He's not here yet,Jacobim."
Zoolander
"- That little toad-face better show. - He will show."
Zoolander
"Good, because I'm a hot little potato right now."
Zoolander
"There must be an "on" button somewhere."
Zoolander
"Did you press that apple thing?"
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"Let's not lose our cool. Then we're no better than the machine."
Zoolander
"It's almost 7::00. I gotta go."
Zoolander
"No! Derek. Der, wait."
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"I don't plan on starting now."
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"Damn it, you're right."
Zoolander
"Do me a favor. If anything happens to me, give this to Matilda."
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"- Oh, no. - Please, Hansel. Take it. Please."
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"- Ah, man. - Take it."
Zoolander
"Go!"
Zoolander
"Wie're live at the Derelicte show..."
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"where controversial designer Jacobim Mugatu..."
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"And starring in that show, veteran supermodel Derek Zoolander..."
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"Guys, what's happening? Did you find the files?"
Zoolander
"Matilda, we've got problems... Derek's already left for the show..."
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"No. No, he can't. We don't even know what the tri gger is."
Zoolander
"He just went running out of here. I couldn't stop him."
Zoolander
"- I'll call him on his phone. - He doesn't have it."
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"- What? - Yeah, he doesn't have it."
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"- No, he gave it to me. - Did you find the files?"
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"I don't even know what they... What do they look like?"
Zoolander
"They're in the computer."
Zoolander
"They're in the computer?"
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"Yeah, they're definitely in there... I don't know how he labeled them..."
Zoolander
"- I got it. - You gotta figure it out..."
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"We're running out of time. Find them and meet me at the show."
Zoolander
"Roger."
Zoolander
"In the computer."
Zoolander
"It's so simple."
Zoolander
"Hey, I just cut up a couple of canta loupe halves..."
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"Not the right time. I need to figure out this trigger..."
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"Relax? The last thing I need to do right now is rela..."
Zoolander
"- That's it. - Let's go, people!"
Zoolander
"Let's go! Vagrants and whores, you're wanted in Makeup!"
Zoolander
"Runaways and street hustlers, you're next!"
Zoolander
"- You had us worried, Derek. - Everything's cool."
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"- I'm really psyched for the show. - Good."
Zoolander
"Just remember, relax."
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"Two minutes, Derek."
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"Ah, there he is."
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"I just want to wish you good luck."
Zoolander
"Don't you mean "good-bye"?"
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"What are you talking..."
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"I know it was you, Maury."
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"I know it was you..."
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"and it breaks my heart."
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"Derek, I don't know what you're talking..."
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"I'm sorry."
Zoolander
"Glad you could join us, Kmart."
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"Lucky for you, there is no dress code."
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"Lucky for you, there is no dress code."
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"ofthe wretched masses..."
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"I am Derelicte!"
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"You make me sick to my stomach, Jaco."
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"Derek Zoolander will be dead, and you'll be fine."
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"You always are."
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"I'm fine. I've done this a thousand times."
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"The trigger! It's "Re"..."
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"Concentrate, Derelicte..."
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"Do not be distracted by the beautiful celebrities..."
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"Celebrities..."
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"J ust do it al ready!"
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"I got your back!"
Zoolander
"What?"
Zoolander
"It's that damn Hansel!"
Zoolander
"He's so hot right now!"
Zoolander
"Popping and locking, fool!"
Zoolander
"They're break-dance fighting."
Zoolander
"Derek Zoolander just tried to kill the prime minister of Malaysia."
Zoolander
"That's bullshit! Listen up, everyone."
Zoolander
"That's a lie! Zoolander snapped because he's over the hill!"
Zoolander
"No way. We got 30 years of files right here in this computer!"
Zoolander
"They're gonna bring you down!"
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"Oh, no."
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"Down!"
Zoolander
"Where did all the files go?"
Zoolander
"Ha! I'm taking you out!"
Zoolander
"- Yo, taste my pain, bitch! - Huh?"
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"- Yes! - Deal with that!"
Zoolander
"You don't have the guts, Kmart!"
Zoolander
"you were wrong about my outfit."
Zoolander
"On sale."
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"Jig's up, Mugatu. Everything they're saying is true."
Zoolander
"I've been in on it for 30 years."
Zoolander
"What are you doing, Ballstein?"
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"I'm done,Jaco. I got a prostate the size of a honeydew..."
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"It's time to set things straight."
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"You have no evidence. Han-stupid destroyed everything."
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"The whole thing is in my den in Long Island."
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"I can have that evidence here in 20 minutes."
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"I'm afraid of the radiation."
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