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Clips from Zoolander

"- Almost 5:.00. - What?"
Zoolander
"- Hello? - Hello?"
Zoolander
""Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman"'"
Zoolander
"Instead of doing that, I'm gonna try to figure out a way into Maury's..."
Zoolander
"Don't ask questions."
Zoolander
"So I'm repelling down Mount Vesuvius..."
Zoolander
"I've never even been to Mount Vesuvius."
Zoolander
"I was the one that all the pretty girls used to make fun of."
Zoolander
"What are you talking about?"
Zoolander
"I used to do my own makeup styling and tailoring."
Zoolander
"Are you guys insane? Do you understand? It's a disease."
Zoolander
"- Good point. - Oh. Okay. You know what?"
Zoolander
"I've been thinking a lot about that bulimia thing..."
Zoolander
"for that band Frankie Goes to Hollywood, but he got kicked out..."
Zoolander
"Hansel calling Matil. We have entry. Repeat."
Zoolander
"Listen. It's not like we thinkwe're actually in a control tower..."
Zoolander
"For serious."
Zoolander
"when she was between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesman..."
Zoolander
"Now, once you get the info, I want you to E-mail it to my office."
Zoolander
"Wait! Hansel!"
Zoolander
"has extended the olive branch to Malaysian Prime Minister Hassan..."
Zoolander
"Uh, no, I just had a really late party night last night."
Zoolander
"- I have to go! See you at 7::00. - Hang up!"
Zoolander
"making him the guest ofhonor at tonight's show..."
Zoolander
"What are you talking about? He always has it."
Zoolander
"trying to reach outer space aliens or something, okay?"
Zoolander
"- Oh, snap! - A joke."
Zoolander
"Derek, I'm..."
Zoolander
"I am really, really dirty..."
Zoolander
"If you go, they'll make you kill that Eurasian dude."
Zoolander
"Do what you've been trained to do, and kill the prime minister!"
Zoolander
"Mugatu's a dick!"
Zoolander
"It'll all be over soon."
Zoolander
"He knew his career was over, and he couldn't face it."
Zoolander
"He tried to brainwash Derek to kill the Claymation dude."
Zoolander
"before Derek kills the Malaysian prime minister."
Zoolander
"Wanna bet? And by the way..."
Zoolander
"and a head full of bad memories."
Zoolander
"I am vile spew..."
Zoolander
"I got two words foryou, sugar... Zip disk."
Zoolander
"It's the Cheryl Ladd Collection, and I got it at J.C. Penney."
Zoolander
"Because if you can't get the job done, then I will!"
Zoolander
"Enough already, Ballstein!"
Zoolander
"It's "Relax"!"
Zoolander
"Yeah, baby! That's what I've been waiting for!"
Zoolander
"and Who Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too..."
Zoolander
"Here, at the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good..."
Zoolander
"I know. I turned left!"
Zoolander
"give them a little lesson in base jumping."
Zoolander
"- Right, kids? - Right!"
Zoolander
"- Really? - You wanna show Daddy your look?"
Zoolander
"So put it in one of those Tupperware containers..."
Zoolander
"That's my son."
Zoolander
"I'm sure Hansel's heard of styling gel. He's a male model."
Zoolander
"And when I say brother, I don't mean like an actual brother..."
Zoolander
"Let me show you..."
Zoolander
"You're not telling us everything. There's something else, isn't there?"
Zoolander
"What's the deal, yo-yo?"
Zoolander
"Mugatu? If you knew anything..."
Zoolander
"That would be my main deterrent in considering a relationship."
Zoolander
"Hansel."
Zoolander
"For Christ's sake, it's a casserole, Sheila! It'll stay!"
Zoolander
"It's like, "ex-squeeze" me, but have you ever heard of styling gel?"
Zoolander
"you know Mugatu's the one designer who's never hired me."
Zoolander
"Shut up!"
Zoolander
"Three-time Male Model ofthe Year..."
Zoolander
"I don't want to hang out, okay?"
Zoolander
"I'd look at these women..."
Zoolander
"Okay, what's a while? Like, eight days?"
Zoolander
"And then there's Ferrari and Le Tigre."
Zoolander
"That's impressive."
Zoolander
"I think we've found our solution, Ballstein."
Zoolander
"Nice comeback!"
Zoolander
"No, not Derek."
Zoolander
"Derek, you're the laughing stock of the entire fashion world."
Zoolander
"Do us all a favor and get out of here."
Zoolander
"or get out of my building like now!"
Zoolander
"- Derek, are you in there? - Hold your horses!"
Zoolander
"But you can help these children, Derek..."
Zoolander
"- Oh, shit. I gotta go. - What's going on?"
Zoolander
"Who are you trying to get crazy with, ese?"
Zoolander
"Who are you?"
Zoolander
"Once upon a time. But things change."
Zoolander
"Seriously. Do you service yourself ten times a day?"
Zoolander
"Or lack thereof."
Zoolander
"Oh, hi, Katinka."
Zoolander
"I'm not gonna sit here with both of you and discuss my sex life or..."
Zoolander