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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Elke Sommer (S03E03)

"I'll go introduce the number, you get the set finished."
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"Yes, OK, I'll paint the set. I've just got... Oh!"
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"[growling]"
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"Where is the set?! Hey!"
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"from tonight's wonderful guest star."
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"Uh... Hey, could you hammer more softly back there?"
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"[Bo] No. Could you talk more loudly?"
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"[groans]"
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"Uh, well, anyway, here she is, one of filmdom's great talents,"
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"and great beauty's, I might add..."
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"No! Could you hammer more quickly?"
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"Uh... here she is,"
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"the Cleopatra of movie stars, Miss Elke Sommer!"
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"♪ Row! ♪"
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"♪ Young Johnie Jones he had a cute little boat ♪"
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"♪ Row! ♪"
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"♪ And all the girlies he would take for a float ♪"
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"- ♪ Row! - ♪ He had girlies on the shore ♪"
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"- ♪ Row! - ♪ Sweet little peaches by the score ♪"
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"♪ But Johnie was a wisenheimer you know ♪"
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"- ♪ Row! - ♪ His steady girl was Flo ♪"
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"- ♪ Row! - ♪ And every Sunday afternoon ♪"
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"♪ And they would spoon and then he'd ♪"
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"- ♪ Row, row, row! ♪ - ♪ Row, row, row! ♪"
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"♪ Way up the river he would ♪"
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"♪ A hug he'd give her ♪"
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"♪ Then he'd kiss her now and then ♪"
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"♪ He'd fool around and fool around ♪"
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"♪ And then they'd kiss again and then he'd ♪"
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"- ♪ Row, row, row! ♪ - ♪ Row, row, row! ♪"
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"♪ A little further he would ♪"
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"- ♪ Row! ♪ - ♪ Oh, how he'd row ♪"
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"♪ Then he'd drop both his oars ♪"
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"♪ Take a few more encores, and then he'd ♪"
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"- ♪ Row, row, row! ♪ - ♪ Row, row, row! ♪"
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"♪ Row! ♪"
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"♪ Row! ♪"
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"- ♪ Row! ♪ - Faster!"
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"- ♪ And then he'd row, row, row! ♪ - Faster!"
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"♪ Way up the river he would ♪"
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"- ♪ Row, row, row! ♪ - Faster!"
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"♪ A hug he'd giver her ♪"
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"♪ She would tell him when ♪"
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"♪ And then they'd kiss again and then he'd ♪"
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"- ♪ Row, row, row! ♪ - ♪ Row, row, row! ♪"
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"♪ A little further he would ♪"
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"♪ Row, oh how he'd row ♪"
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"♪ Then he'd drop both his oars ♪"
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"- ♪ Row, row, row! ♪ - ♪ Row, row, row! ♪"
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"♪ He'd do more daring deeds and then he'd ♪"
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"- ♪ Row, row, row! ♪ - ♪ Row, row, row! ♪"
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"♪ Then he gave her a smile as they sank in the Nile and then he'd ♪"
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"- ♪ Row, row, row... ♪ - ♪ Row, row, row... ♪"
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"[commotion]"
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"Thank you!"
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"You all right?"
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"[applause]"
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"I think we finished whatever it was we started a while back."
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"But before we go, let us have a warm thank you"
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"And I want to thank you and all of your friends very much indeed."
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"Good. It's been a little wild and crazy tonight."
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"But now that things have calmed down..."
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"- [chainsaw buzzing] - [Kermit gasps]"
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"- Oh, my goodness! - [Beaker shrieking]"
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"- Uh, uh... - [Miss Piggy howls]"
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"Bye! Bye!"
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"[Beaker continues shrieking]"
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"[Sommer] Is he always like this?"
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"Uh, we'll see you next time on..."
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"Is he a bouncing baby boy?"
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"I don't know, but we're high enough up to find out."
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"[crash]"
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"[baby babbles]"
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"Hate to go out there and lose face."
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"[Beaker] Uh-huh. [sighs]"
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"♪ With animal crackers in ♪"
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"Uh, what's that?"
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"[Piggy humming]"
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"My life detection computer pack indicates"
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"However, there is another person in your show"
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"Oh, well, look, let me tell you a secret."
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"- I don't believe it. - Yeah."
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"[clears throat]"
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"[all laugh]"
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"You can't be a master carpenter if you lose your hammer."
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"Allow me to wish you luck, sir."
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"[Bo] Could you speak more slowly out there?"
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"♪ Row! ♪"
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"- ♪ Row, row, row! ♪ - ♪ Row, row, row! ♪"
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"Thank you very much, Kermit. I had a wonderful time."
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"[Link] Ten... nine..."
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"you'll become the most famous pig in history."
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"[singing in baby talk]"
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"- [zapping] - [screaming]"
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"and Link Hog Throb was taking his giant leap for swinekind."
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"Swine-ese?"
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"- ♪ Row! - ♪ He'd jump in his boat ♪"
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"Elke Sommer, 15 seconds to curtain, Miss Sommer."
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"Uh, you all right now, First Mate Piggy?"
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"Yeah."
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"But before we get to her, ladies and gentlemen, Bobby Benson's Baby Band!"
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"[bawls]"
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"Well, there is a resemblance."
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"Nice work, Link."
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"Yay!"
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"...combined with the fact that the furniture is taking over the show..."
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"Would you like to do it our way?"
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