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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Elke Sommer (S03E03)

"Uh, thank you, Scooter."
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"I'm terribly sorry."
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"Sorry."
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"I guess."
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"[drum roll]"
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"Yay!"
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"♪ It's time to get things started ♪"
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"[singing in baby talk]"
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"♪ This is what we call The Muppet Show! ♪"
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"Miss Elke Sommer."
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"♪ Pennsylvania 6-5000! ♪"
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"♪ Pennsylvania 6-5-0-0-0! ♪"
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"[babbling]"
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"Yeah, but I won't be bald and toothless forever."
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"Uh, oh, fiddle faddle."
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"And I was going to give Beaker the honor"
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"Well, it's a close shave for Beaker either way."
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"Uh, OK, owing to the unfortunate cancellation of Muppet Labs..."
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"♪ Gosh, oh gee, but I have fun ♪"
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"With little piggies and little duckies"
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"Oh, gee, yeah, well, gee, I got the whole thing all wrong."
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"Oh, well, uh, brave girl."
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"♪ I make them jump right through a hoop ♪"
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"♪ Those animal crackers in my soup ♪"
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"♪ When they're inside me where it's dark ♪"
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"♪ Soup ♪"
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"I don't think this show is suitable for anybody."
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"Oh, sure, pyramids."
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"That should do it."
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"I think your landings are hard and your brain is soft."
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"Well, no matter."
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"Now comes the moment the whole world has been waiting for."
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"Well, to see the first pig walk on the planet Koozebane."
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"The TV camera is on,"
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"and get all the glory!"
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"[Piggy groans]"
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"[Strangepork] Maybe it opens in, Link."
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"Oh, brother."
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"Don't."
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"[announcer] And now, part two of Pigs In Space."
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"No, no, no! We can't."
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"It was me, Link."
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"George, wake up. I think I hear prowlers."
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"- Yeah, they're for you. - Oh."
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"[gasps] That's amazing."
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"The only French she knows is what she's read off"
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"- I didn't know that. - It's true."
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"- Well, yes, I... - You see?"
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"[Gonzo chuckles]"
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"OK, hold the nail right there."
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"Beaker, look, look, look."
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"Can't you watch closely from further away?"
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"Sheesh."
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"- You got a fish? - Don't ask, just introduce."
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"Tonight, the finals of the all-nations goldfish shooting contest."
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"He ain't gonna have a chance."
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"Uh... Uh, well, folks, it's time for one final number"
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"[♪ Row, Row, Row ]"
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"♪ Row! ♪"
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"♪ She would tell him when ♪"
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"♪ Row! ♪"
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"♪ Then he'd kiss her now and then ♪"
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"♪ He'd fool around and fool around ♪"
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"♪ Take a few more encores, and then he'd ♪"
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"♪ Then around by the reeds ♪ - Faster!"
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"for our very special guest star, ladies and gentlemen, Elke Sommer"
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"On The Muppet Show, OK! Bye!"
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"[both laugh]"
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"[knocking]"
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"Listen, I hate to complain, but... [clears throat]"
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"...there's a man eating my makeup table."
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"Fred, you're supposed to eat the wardrobe!"
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"Wardrobe, that makes more sense."
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"It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star,"
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"Elke Sommer."
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"♪ It's time to play the music It's time to light the light"
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"♪ It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight ♪"
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"♪ It's time to put on makeup It's time to dress up right ♪"
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"♪ Why don't you get things started? ♪"
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"♪ It's time to get things started ♪"
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"♪ On the most sensational, inspirational ♪"
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"♪ Celebrational, Muppetational ♪"
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"Watch out for the balcony!"
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"[applause]"
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"Hi, you all. Kermit the frog here, and this is The Muppet Show."
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"And you have been warned."
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"We have a real treat tonight because our very special guest star"
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"is one of the world's most beautiful and talented ladies,"
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"A one, a two, a one, two, three..."
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"[♪ Pennsylvania 6-5000 ]"
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"♪ Pennsylvania 6-5000! ♪"
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"That's my babies. That's my babies."
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"Is that your kid?"
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"Of course not. I'm just babysitting. This is my grandson."
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"[laughing]"
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"OK, Muppet Labs onstage next, Muppet Labs."
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"Mr. Kermit, where's Beaker?"
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"Beaker, I'm sure I don't know."
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"I shall have to cancel Muppet Labs this week."
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"- [Beaker] Hmm? - [Kermit] Huh?"
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"of demonstrating this new diesel shaver."
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"[groans]"
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"Yeah. Sorry to cancel at such short notice."
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"Oh, that's OK."
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"I'm sure Beaker felt the same way."
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"[gasps]"
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"Hey, this is a new one."
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"I'll plug it in and see if it's working."
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"- [electrical zapping] - [Beaker screams]"
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"- [zapping] - [screaming]"
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"It's working!"
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"...uh, it's around this time that I start to wonder why I do it."
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"There is a reason, of course. Here it is."
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"We now turn over our stage to the lovely and talented Miss Elke Sommer!"
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"[♪ Animal Crackers In My Soup ]"
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"♪ Animal crackers in my soup ♪"
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"♪ Monkeys and rabbits loop the loop ♪"
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"♪ Swallowing animals one bye one! ♪"
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"♪ In every bowl of soup I see ♪"
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"♪ Lions and tigers watching me ♪"
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