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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Elke Sommer (S03E03)

"[sighs] Well, might as well go home then."
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"We must find out if there is life on Koozebane."
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"What, you mean... You mean like, uh..."
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"You mean like little green monsters?"
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"I don't know."
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"But we must find out."
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"Uh, well..."
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"Yoo-hoo, anybody here? Uh, no, let's go home."
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"Oh, oh, is my captain afraid?"
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"What, me afraid? Why, of course not."
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"Yoo-hoo!"
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"- [Link screams] - [Piggy groans]"
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"[gasping] What was that?"
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"Oh, I knew that."
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"- [Piggy groans] - [thud]"
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"Oh, brother."
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"Well, there's no life on Koozebane."
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"it's impossible for any life to exist on this planet."
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"Good, let's go."
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"What a shame. It's such a pretty planet."
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"Aw, Martha, go back to sleep."
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"The hills are alive."
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"♪ With the sound of music ♪"
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"[all laughing]"
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"[speaks German]"
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"[speaks Italian]"
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"Mmm. They're lovely."
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"Say, how many languages do you speak?"
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"Oh, about six."
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"No, not really."
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"You have people in your show who speak several languages."
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"- We do? - Sure."
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"How about the Swedish Chef?"
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"Oh, yeah, how about him? [chuckles]"
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"Doesn't he speak English and Swedish?"
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"I don't think so."
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"You mean, then he's not bilingual?"
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"I think the Swedish Chef is non-lingual."
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"who speaks another language."
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"That's Mademoiselle Piggy, who speaks French not half bad."
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"Uh-huh. [whispering] What? What?"
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"a perfume label."
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"- You're kidding. - Mm-mm."
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"[clearing throat] Yoo-hoo!"
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"Oh, hi, Miss Piggy. We were just talking about you."
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"[chuckles] Moi?"
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"Yeah, hey, look, I'd like you to meet Elke Sommer."
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"Miss Piggy, Elke Sommer."
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"Enchantée, Elke."
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"Enchantée, Mademoiselle Piggy."
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"[speaks French]"
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"Uh... [speaks French]"
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"[continues to speak French]"
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"Um..."
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"Maybe this bottle of perfume will help."
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"- Oh. [chuckling] - What? What?"
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"Gonzo's being funny, you know."
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"He's got the silly notion that the only French you know"
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"comes from reading perfume bottle labels."
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"- Yeah. [chuckling] - Silly."
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"- [chuckling] Silly. - Silly."
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"Silly Gonzo. [growling]"
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"Hey, Miss Piggy, here is something you will understand."
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"- Hmm? - Lend me an ear."
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"[snorting like a pig]"
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"- Uh, excuse me... - I'm not finished yet, no."
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"- [continues snorting] - Uh-huh."
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"[clears throat] I don't know what you're talking about?"
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"What do you mean?"
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"I was trying to speak in your native tongue, Swine-ese."
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"Commonly known as chewing the fat."
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"Chewing the fat!"
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"Well, chew on this!"
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"- Hi-ya! - [thud]"
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"- Hi-ya! - [thud]"
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"Miss Piggy?"
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"- OK, Beaker, you hold the nail. - [Miss Piggy shouting]"
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"And I'll hit it with the hammer."
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"Hey, I ain't gonna hit you."
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"[Beaker squeaks]"
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"Come on, put it there again."
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"OK."
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"- I'll take the nail. - Uh."
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"- Put it there. - Uh-huh."
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"You watch closely."
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"- [whack] - [Beaker gasps]"
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"[Beaker whimpers]"
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"You can't be a master carpenter if you lose your nerve."
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"OK, here we go."
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"[Beaker gasps]"
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"[thud]"
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"[fanfare]"
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"- And now, ladies and... - [Fozzie] Kermit! Kermit!"
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"Oh, why don't they make these curtains with a door?"
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"Kermit, Kazagger's ready. We've got a fish. Go ahead."
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"OK, ladies and gentlemen, Muppet Sports!"
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"Hi out there in Sportsland."
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"This is Louis Kazagger, welcoming you"
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"to the wild world of Muppet sports."
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"On my left, the contender."
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"Luck? Hah! I don't need no luck."
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"[gun blast]"
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"Missed!"
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"[fish spits]"
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"OK, how's it going, Bo?"
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"Oh, well, it's close."
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"We've just got to saw off the braces."
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"Uh-huh. How you gonna do that?"
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"I sent Beaker to get the power saw."
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"Is that wise?"
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"Oh, sure, he's OK."
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"He's dumber than you are."
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"He is not."
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"[chainsaw buzzing]"
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"Oh, just so long as he doesn't get carried away."
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"[Beaker shrieking]"
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"Oh, no!"
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"He's getting carried away!"
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"[Beaker continues shrieking]"
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"Hang on there, Beaker!"
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