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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Elke Sommer (S03E03)

"♪ I make them jump right through a hoop... ♪"
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"Uh, hold, hold. Wait, wait. One second."
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"Listen, I'm sorry, Elke."
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"But you're a great singer and a perfect performer and..."
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"But, you see, this whole little girl look just isn't right for this show."
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"But why, Kermit? I mean, it's such a cute little show."
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"and not to even mention little froggies. [giggles]"
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"Yeah, but you see, we try to appeal to adults."
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"I mean, we're very suave, sophisticated duckies and piggies and froggies."
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"Do you think I could get a chance to do it again?"
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"Well, OK, yeah, sure, of course."
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"OK, curtain! Curtain!"
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"[fanfare]"
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"OK, well, I'm sorry for that little hitch, folks."
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"But here she is now, the wonderful Miss Elke Sommer."
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"[ ♪ Animal Crackers In My Soup ]"
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"[sung seductively] ♪ Animal crackers in my soup ♪"
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"♪ Monkeys and rabbits loop the loop ♪"
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"♪ Gosh, oh gee, but I have fun ♪"
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"♪ Swallowing animals one bye one ♪"
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"♪ In every bowl of soup I see ♪"
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"♪ Lions and tigers watching me ♪"
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"♪ I make them jump right through a hoop... ♪"
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"Yeah, yeah, uh, hold, I'm sorry..."
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"What is it now, Kermit?"
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"Wasn't that sophisticated enough?"
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"I gave it everything I had."
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"Uh, yeah, uh, yeah. Well, that's true."
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"But it just... it just."
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"Well, it's not the way that... we would do it."
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"- I mean, you people? - Mm-hmm."
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"How would you people do it then?"
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"Sure, I'd like to do it your way."
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"That's what I'm here for."
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"OK, curtain! Curtain!"
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"[fanfare]"
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"OK, well... [clears throat]"
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"...uh, ladies and gentlemen, here to do her first number"
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"for the third time..."
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"...Elke Sommer!"
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"[♪ Animal Crackers In My Soup ]"
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"[sang in an lively mood] ♪ In every bowl of soup I see ♪"
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"♪ Lions and tigers watching me ♪"
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"♪ When I get hold of the big bad wolf ♪"
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"♪ I push him under to drown ♪"
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"♪ Then I bite him in a million bits ♪"
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"♪ And I gobble him right down, yeah ♪"
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"♪ I walk around like Noah's ark ♪"
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"I stuff my tummy, like a goop ♪"
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"♪ My ♪"
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"You know, I don't think this show is suitable for children."
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"[all laughing]"
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"OK, so listen,"
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"You two are gonna build a set for Elke's closing number, huh?"
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"Oh, sure. What kind of number is it?"
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"Uh, well..."
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"It's a spectacular tribute to ancient Egypt"
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"so the set really has to be impressive."
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"Oh, you've come to the right people."
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"You just tell me and Beaker what you want."
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"[Beaker squeaks]"
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"Uh, OK, well, I want a royal barge"
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"and a sphinx and don't forget the pyramids."
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"But what shape do you want 'em?"
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"- What shape? - Mm-hmm."
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"We're up the Nile without a paddle."
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"But we've got a paddle! Look!"
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"[announcer] And now, Pigs In Space!"
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"When we last left the spaceship Swinetrek,"
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"it was about to make a soft landing on the planet Koozebane."
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"...eight... seven... six..."
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"Five."
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"Five, I know."
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"Four... three... two..."
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"...one... touchdown."
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"Thank you, Strangepork."
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"What did you think, First Mate Piggy?"
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"- [crash] - [all groan]"
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"[Strangepork and Link chuckle]"
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"Oh, oh, yeah."
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"and when you step out there, Link,"
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"Um... Um..."
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"Why don't I just step out and see if it is safe"
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"for mon capitaine."
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"That's very thoughtful of you, First Mate Piggy."
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"No, Link!"
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"She'll be the first pig on the planet Koozebane"
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"Oh! Oh! Oh! You're right! Stop, First Mate Piggy!"
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"[Link and Piggy scream]"
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"Nice tackle, Link."
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"This is a job for a captain pig."
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"Wish me luck. Here I go."
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"[groaning]"
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"Oh, no, it's stuck."
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"No, it definitely opens out, I know. [groaning]"
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"I'm gonna have to... I'm gonna have to back up"
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"and get a running start and break down this door."
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"- Uh, excuse me. Uh... - Here I go. Back up. Watch out."
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"Moth brain, if it doesn't..."
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"If it doesn't open in and if it doesn't open out"
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"- then obviously... - Here I come!"
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"...it must slide open. [groans]"
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"Whoa!"
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"[thud]"
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"[announcer] So ends part one."
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"If you can stand it, stay tuned for part two."
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"[playing up-tempo music]"
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"[bawling]"
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"[baby bawls]"
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"That's my babies."
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"As you may recall, the spaceship was landing"
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"on the planet Koozebane"
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"[screams]"
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"[groans] Uh, greetings from Koozebane."
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"This is Captain Link Hog Throb,"
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"the first pig to ever set foot on this distant planet."
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"Uh, forget it."
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"Wait, I'm on television."
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"No, you're not, dear."
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"- Huh? - The camera broke."
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