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Clips from The Golden Girls - Vacation (S02E02)

"Although it's ancient and gnarled,"
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"and not much to look at,"
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"it still has the tastiest, plumpest olives."
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"Toshiro, how about an olive?"
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"Olive?"
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"I realize you don't understand most of this."
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"But that's OK. I was married 45 years."
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"My husband spoke perfect English, never understood a word I said."
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"Toshiro, I think it's time you learned some English."
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"Lesson number one."
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"Kiss."
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"Dorothy, nice to hear from you."
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"How's the vacation? Good. Nothing's happening here. Take care."
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"Lesson number one. Kiss."
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"Oh, beautiful Mother Earth."
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"Land, land at last."
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"How long were we out there?"
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"At least two rosaries."
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"We're lucky to be alive."
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"You miserable low-down piece of Yankee slime."
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"- Get a hold of yourself. - I don't want to."
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"They sail us right out in the middle of a storm."
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"And we end up shipwrecked on this godforsaken island."
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"So, we made a few mistakes. Nobody's perfect."
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"- What's the big deal? - "What's the big deal?""
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"You almost killed us, you nitwits."
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"I hate you. I curse the day I ever laid eyes on you."
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"I curse the day your momma laid eyes on your daddy,"
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"You ladies should be grateful."
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"It was our superior sailing skill that saved your lives."
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"Hanging onto the mast, screaming,"
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""Please, God, take the old ladies, but don't hurt us.""
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"That does not qualify as skill."
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"Look, ladies, we've taken all the guff we're gonna take."
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"You're gonna take all the guff I got and like it."
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"All right, everybody, now shut the hell up."
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"I'm in charge. From now on, everyone listens to me."
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"Why should we listen to you?"
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"I am the most decorated pioneer scout in the history of northern Minnesota."
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"I can build a 100-foot rope bridge, start a fire with rocks,"
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"distil sea water into drinking water."
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"If you want to get out of this alive, listen to me. Any objections?"
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"No."
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"I didn't think so."
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"Start breaking up the boat. We need wood for a fire."
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"And, you three, head up that ridge."
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"Based on rock formations, there's a good chance of a waterfall."
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"If you find nothing, head back to the coastline and look for our fire."
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"Now, move. I said move."
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"Dorothy, should we be listening to Rose?"
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"Quiet. I don't think we're allowed to talk while we work."
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"How long have they been gone?"
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"Over four hours."
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"Think anything happened to them?"
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"No, they probably just stopped to rest."
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"Maybe they're looking for something to carry water."
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"Maybe they were clawed to death by bloodthirsty animals."
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"Unfortunately, water isn't all that can be around that rock formation."
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"You're kidding?"
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"A pioneer scout always tells the truth."
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"So I'm going to be even more honest."
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"Our big worry is nobody knows we're missing so nobody's looking for us."
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"The odds are decent that we're all gonna die."
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"Oh, Rose. Come on, now. You're just tired and thirsty."
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"Yeah, we're all tired and thirsty."
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"Let's not wait for the boys."
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"Whip us up a batch of fresh water made from sea water."
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"About the sea water..."
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"- You don't know how to do it? - I know how."
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"There's just one little problem."
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"I need a ten-gallon copper pot, seven feet of aluminium tubing"
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"Why didn't you say this while you were bossing us around, Miss Pioneer Dope?"
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"Things were going so well and everybody was paying attention."
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"I just kind of got caught up in the moment."
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"But it's Ionely at the top."
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"I nominate Dorothy. What are you going to do?"
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"My first official act is to banish you from my kingdom."
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"Oh, honey, I'm sorry. I know you meant well."
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"I'm not crying about the comment."
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"I'm crying because we're dying and I've so many things to tell you."
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"once I read your diary."
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"You what?"
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"It was an accident. You left it open."
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"I was 20 pages in before I realized it wasn't a Sidney Sheldon novel."
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"Rose Nylund, I want you out of my house this instant."
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"Blanche."
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"I'll never speak to you again as long as I live."
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"And since we have no water, that means about another 48 hours."
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"Since we're gonna die anyway, I might as well be honest, too. Rose."
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"I slept with your cross-eyed cousin Nolan"
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"when he visited us from Ohio."
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"And he was lousy in bed."
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"I knew about that a long time ago."
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"Nolan told me. He said you were the one that was lousy."
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"Take that back."
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"- Won't. - Will."
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"Let's examine our priorities."
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"We have no food, water or shelter."
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"Besides, I also slept with Nolan on that fateful trip."
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"And as your leader, I must decree that the fault indeed lies with Nolan."
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"Well, since we're being honest, Dorothy, I have a question for you."
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"You're supposed to be my best friend."
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"Best friends should be able to confide in one another."
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"How come I overheard you on the telephone"
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"telling Anita I had my tubes tied?"
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"I said you'd bought a tube top. When did you have your tubes tied?"
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"I didn't. If I had, it'd have been when you had your nose done."
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"I never had my nose done. Rose is the one who had it done."
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"Whoops. Sorry, Rose."
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"I don't believe you two kept that secret from me. Why didn't you tell me?"
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"You're always so critical about those kinds of things."
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"I am not. How much did it cost you?"
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"- $ 700. - Boy, you were gypped."
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"You see? That's exactly why Rose didn't want to tell you."
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"You are overly critical. That's what I like least about you."
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"You know what I like least about you? You are overbearing."
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"Know what I like least about you both?"
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"- You always tell me what to do. - Shut up."
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"Will somebody say, "I'm sorry" before I burst?"
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"I'm sorry."
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