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Clips from The Golden Girls - Vacation (S02E02)

"We want the room described in the brochure"
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"or we take our business elsewhere."
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"OK, have it your way."
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"But don't expect a refund."
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"We've just checked in. We haven't paid for this room."
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"Yes, we have."
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"I'm sorry. My travel agent said it would be easier to prepay everything."
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"Believe me, it is."
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"What do we do now?"
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"We have no choice. We have to stay."
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"Goody. If you need anything, any time day or night, you call me."
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"We can't. The phone is dead."
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"There's plenty of stationery in the bureau drawer. Write me."
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"I'm starting to root for the revolution."
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"Well, we're here now."
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"Come on. Let's make the best of it."
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"Maybe this room isn't a total loss."
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"A vibrating bed. Let's give it a try."
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"Come on, it'll be fun."
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"Are you ready?"
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"Guantanamera"
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"Juanita Guantanamera"
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"Guantanamera"
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"Juanita Guantanamera"
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"This has been a great day, Mr Mitsumo."
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"Toshiro."
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"Driving your Lawn-Boy was so exciting."
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"Eat. Eat."
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"That's amazing. You eat with little sticks, never missing a bite."
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"My people drop half their meal while using a fork, a spoon and bread."
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"So, see, so."
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"So, exactly..."
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"Exactly what is this stuff?"
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"Is sushi."
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"Raw fish. Very good."
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"That flew right out of my hand."
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"That was delicious."
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"I couldn't eat another bite."
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"I've got to tell you."
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"Even though you eat raw fish"
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"and listen to a piano being tuned,"
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"I find you awfully cute."
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"Sophia, cuter."
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"Blanche, what is all that stuff?"
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"Just my natural beauty supplements."
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"This is my apricot facial scrub"
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"and my honey skin toner and my coconut moisturizer."
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"If I put cracked ice and an umbrella on your head, you'd be a mai tai."
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"I wish we had packed a bug spray."
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"Girls, I've got our whole day planned tomorrow."
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"After breakfast, we're going to go out on a glass-bottomed boat."
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"And then at ten o'clock, we'll tour an old Spanish fort."
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"Then at three o'clock, we'll visit the wreck of the Santa Juanita."
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"We'll finish off the day with a sunset hike to explore a dormant volcano."
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"All right, forget the volcano."
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"No, Rose, I just killed a mosquito on your cheek."
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"Thank you very much, Dorothy."
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"Now, if you'll excuse me,"
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"I'll go wash this squashed bug off my face."
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"Yeah, just a minute. Won't be very long."
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"Okey-dokey, take your time."
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"There's somebody in the bathroom."
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"He said he wouldn't be long."
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"Hey, don't rush me."
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"It'll take as long as it's gonna take."
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"I don't believe this. There's a man in our bathroom."
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"Dorothy, relax, let me handle this."
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"Hello there. Excuse me, sir. Are you married?"
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"As a matter of fact, I'm not."
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"I hope one day you meet the woman of your dreams,"
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"but who are you and why are you in our bathroom?"
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"- I'm Dwayne and that's Rick. - And I'm Winston Hardwick III."
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"We're very glad to meet you, but what are you doing in our bathroom?"
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"This is our room. I'm afraid we six have to share this bathroom."
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"I'm not sharing a bathroom with three strange men."
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"I don't care if it is my vacation."
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"You've got no choice, lady. There just aren't enough johns."
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"- This is ridiculous. - Yeah? You think we're happy"
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"having to gargle next to Grandma Moses and the Mosettes?"
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"You... You..."
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"You rude person."
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"Go easy on him, Lola."
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"Ladies, as long as we're stuck with each other,"
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"let me give you a piece of friendly advice. Buzz off."
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"- Beat it. - Yeah, scram."
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"Look, kid,"
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"you can just kiss my patootie."
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"This is our john, and if you have to go, the jungle's that way."
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"Come on, ladies."
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"The meal was disgusting."
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"What do you girls want to do now?"
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"Let's draw cards for the rest of the Pepto-Bismol."
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"Oh, no, it's those nasty boys."
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"Ladies, I hate to disturb you, but we would like to buy you a drink."
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"- Why, thank you. - Blanche."
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"I'm sorry. It was a reflex reaction. No, thank you and goodbye."
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"Look, we had a chance to think about what we said last night"
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"and we're real sorry."
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"It must have been a shock finding us in your bathroom."
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"Well... all right, apology accepted."
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"Now you can buy us that drink."
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"A magnum of your best champagne."
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"So, how have you ladies been enjoying your vacation?"
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"As a child during the Depression,"
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"That was more fun than this."
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"Ladies, let's face it. The island's a bore."
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"However, I just happen to have access to a sailboat tonight."
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"Are you interested in an evening cruise?"
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"I'm game. What about you girls?"
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"- Sounds like fun. - Why not?"
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"We'll meet you back here in 45 minutes."
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"That'll give me enough time to call my mother."
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"Your mother's still living?"
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"Now try the veal piccata. You'll weep."
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"Sophia very sweet."
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"Toshiro, can I make a confession?"
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"You bring out the beast in me."
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"But until I met you, I didn't know I still had those feelings."
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"You made me realize there's a lot of wisdom"
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"in what Sicilians say about the old olive tree."
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