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Clips from Superstore - Pilot (S01E01)

"Fatter?"
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"Or solitude?"
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"Or even love?"
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"Me neither, unless you count my birds."
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""Is there anything else we should know?""
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"Oh, no, no, no. I'm fine."
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"I'm... it's actually my first day."
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"- Oh. - I know."
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""What's he doing cleaning up toilet paper?""
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"This thing is kicking my bladder"
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"Ah, thanks."
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"I'm..."
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"No, no, no, no!"
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"The tweakers use this to make this."
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"Why don't you introduce yourselves?"
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"- Saved it. - Thank you."
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"Yeah, you're welcome."
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"Look, man, only a couple things to remember:"
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"Hey, can we... can we start over?"
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"don't like to be kissed on the lips."
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"would you tell me if I was right?"
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"I don't want it soft."
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"romance of all of... this."
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"I figured it out."
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"but then why am I still here?"
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"Yeah, "scan, "reassign," "yes," "override,""
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""yes," "reprice...""
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"Shut it down!"
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"Shut it all down!"
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"which would drop your price to 22¢."
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"Ma'am! Ma'am, I'm sorry."
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"I have more where that came from, lady!"
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"stock up quick!"
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"- That's not a thing. - It is a thing."
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"I don't want to be "that guy,""
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"Would that lesson be not letting Jonah"
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"the customer is always right."
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"I just... I wanted to reiterate"
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"Or try and find some moments of beauty"
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"like, conversationally?"
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"I felt something."
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"Okay."
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"You know, speaking of boys,"
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"I hung up everything that was in the dressing rooms,"
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"and relevance of designer."
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"You have more experience on wheels than I do!"
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"Your disability is not my concern!"
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"That's what I'm doing,"
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"Coming through!"
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"Move!"
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"No... ooh!"
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"because today is just like yesterday."
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"So... sometimes..."
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"and I haven't seen you in a couple hours,"
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"unless you were in, like, the break room maybe."
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"Yo, #BlackLivesMatter, y'all."
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"- Bo. - What?"
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"Cheers!"
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"You know that, right?"
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"I don't even know what aisle it is,"
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"Without you, I would have never said yes,"
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"Oh."
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"Well, then you completely failed,"
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"The American superstore."
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"One-stop shopping"
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"for everything you could ever want or need."
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"Do you want to be thinner?"
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"Sadder?"
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"Are you looking for friendship?"
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"That's actually a cubic zirconia knockoff."
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"It's called PlastiClear."
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"What happened to the $8 ones?"
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"We're all sold out of those, sorry."
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"But this one's only $2 more."
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"I get it."
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"You advertise the cheap jewelry"
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"to get the suckers in the door,"
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"then you push the expensive stuff."
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"Well, I wouldn't use the word "suckers,""
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"or "expensive,""
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"or "jewelry.""
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"Fine."
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"I got to stand in line for cigarettes anyhow."
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"Great."
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"I hope you and your fiancée are very happy together..."
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"And that you don't procreate."
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"Glenn. Huh?"
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"I'm taking a mental-health break."
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"Okay. Have fun now."
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"Reflect."
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"Just checking over your new hire forms."
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"American citizen. Nice."
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"No dependents."
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"It just doesn't say anywhere on here"
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"if you've got a girlfriend."
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"I didn't... is there a space for that?"
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"There's this section here:"
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"Some people like to volunteer it."
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"Oh. Um... then also no."
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"- No. - No."
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"Okay, well, I will just jot that down, then."
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"But you are heterosexual, right?"
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"Is... are you allowed to ask that?"
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"No."
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"Smart."
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"We always keep the best rolls right in the middle."
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"Oh, wait. No, no, no. Let me help you with that."
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"It's, like, my..."
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"it's my job to help customers, so."
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"You work here?"
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"Since when?"
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"Since right now."
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"I don't seem like the kind of person who would work in a place like this."
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"Yeah, that's why I was so surprised."
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"I was like, "What?""
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"- "What?" - "Him?""
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"I think it's because you just... you have this"
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"very intelligent, educated, more cultured quality,"
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"I mean, compared to..."
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"Yeah. Oh, hey."
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