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Clips from Schitt's Creek - The Drip (S01E01)

"He didn't dump me."
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"We actually both decided that it was best that he see other people, so..."
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"Children, mindless bickering is a luxury we may no longer afford."
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"You are blind to reality, and for that, I am most proud."
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"But our world's evil twin..."
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"Okay, I'm taking my journal into the bathroom."
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"- Has reared her ugly... - Where I will be shutting the door."
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"David! You might actually want to hear this."
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"Oh, hi!"
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"- Are you Ray? - Yes."
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"You're late."
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"Johnny Rose. My wife, Moira."
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"- Hello. - Hi."
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"So, what can I help you with?"
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"Housing, investment opportunities?"
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"Mr. Rose and I would like to put a "for sale" sign on this incredible town."
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"We're willing to settle for what we paid for it."
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"More if we can get it, but definitely not less."
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"You know, because the government saw no value in Schitt's Creek."
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"You know, when they repossessed your assets."
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"You know, because of the humiliating..."
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"Yes, we know. We know. We know."
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"Well, we'll do our best."
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"First, we just have to get Roland to sign off on the listing"
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"and then we're good to go."
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"I need to confer with the financial powerhouse of the family."
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"Since when did the mayor need to sign off on this?"
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"Ray, since when did the mayor need sign off on this?"
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"Well, it's all right here."
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"Son of a bitch!"
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"Oh, excuse me."
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"No, that's just the way they smell."
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"Also, you can tell your dad that the plumber was busy."
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"So I just pushed the bed up against the wall and put a bucket where the bed was."
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"Okay. We're gonna be selling this town."
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"So it's gonna be someone else's problem soon."
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"But it's such a great place to live."
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"I think you're funny."
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"Thank you."
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"Um..."
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"Look, I know this probably isn't your thing,"
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"but there's a tailgate party later."
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"It's not exactly clubbing, but, you know, close."
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"I don't know what "tailgate" means."
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"In my mind, I'm picturing like a Klan rally."
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"Yeah, just fewer pointy hats."
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"Just townies with un-ironic haircuts."
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"I'm not really in the mood to be a victim of a hate crime tonight, so..."
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"Okay."
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"Who are these jenky women?"
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"From the looks of it, they're blonde and mostly naked, so..."
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"Is there a bar in this place or are we in one of those religio-cult towns?"
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"I was just telling your brother about a party tonight."
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"But he passed, so..."
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"Um, yes. Love that journey for me."
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"Okay. So I'm looking for a guy"
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"like a mechanic or someone that hammers stuff."
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"Kind of like full lips. Athletic body."
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"Maybe a neck tattoo would be cute."
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"No, it wouldn't."
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"You know, I think this could be really good for me."
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"You're welcome."
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"Yeah. I'm looking forward to it."
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"Having all that fun."
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"Wow."
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"So Johnny Rose wants the ol' Johnny Hancock?"
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"Well... - Shouldn't be a problem, Johnny."
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"I'm happy to sign off on the listing, okay?"
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"Well, thank you very much, Roland. Appreciate it."
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"Sure. Why don't you come over tonight and pick it up?"
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"Uh, no. Mr. Mayor, I..."
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"No, no. Roland, a signature, that's all I need."
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"Johnny, look, here is what you're gonna do."
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"You're gonna grab the kids, you're gonna grab Moira,"
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"you're gonna come over,"
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"we're gonna sit down like civilized people, have a few laughs,"
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"and then at the end of the evening we'll get to the big signing, okay?"
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"Right. Okay. Honestly, Roland, it's just a..."
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"It's just a signature. A flick of the wrist. That's it."
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"Because that really wouldn't be a good way"
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"to start things off, I don't think."
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"No, no. I'm not... I'd love to come to dinner. Are you kidding me?"
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"No. I just thought, let's do business first,"
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"get the signature, and then dinner."
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"So let's just do this my way."
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"Yeah, yeah, sure. Yeah, dinner it is."
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"Yes, dinner it is, attaboy. Okay."
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"How did you not get the contract signed, John?"
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"Look, Roland's playing games, honey. He's playing games."
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"So this is something we have to do."
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"Okay. Well, I would love to go,"
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"but I've actually double-booked myself."
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"I'm going to a truck party with the front desk girl"
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"and obviously she'd be super devastated"
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"if I bailed last minute. So I can't. I can't go."
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"Okay. Well, cancel it because you're coming to dinner."
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"One of you kids has to come."
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"How do you know that?"
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"What do you have on tonight?"
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"Or you could go alone, John."
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"Since you are the one who did not get the contract signed."
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"Moira, Roland wants the family there tonight."
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"So my family has to go tonight."
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"Let me explain something about business."
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"And sometimes you lead. And sometimes you follow."
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"And which are you doing now, John?"
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"I am leading, Moira."
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"In a Roland game, I think you're following."
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"Following in the game but leading in the dance, right?"
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"And he thinks he's leading in the dance,"
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"- Hmm? - It doesn't matter. I'm leading."
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"I shall bathe."
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"And if I bang my head and slip beneath the surface,"
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"so be it, Mr. Rose."
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"Yeah, Stevie called. Apparently the plumber's in rehab."
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"Um, and you also... You have something on your..."
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"David, for the gate party tonight,"
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"is it more of a leather pants..."
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"Son of a bitch!"
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"Thanks for having us, Jocelyn. Thank you."
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