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Clips from SpongeBob SquarePants (1999) - Neptune's Spatula (S01E01)

Ah!

"Ah!"

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Oh!

"Oh!"

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Ah!

"Ah!"

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the Golden Spatula!

"the Golden Spatula!"

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Hey, SpongeBob, look what it says here:

"Hey, SpongeBob, look what it says here:"

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"the Golden Spatula." The Golden Spatula."

""the Golden Spatula." The Golden Spatula.""

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Oh, oh, oh, oh!

"Oh, oh, oh, oh!"

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Uh-oh.

"Uh-oh."

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Rude!

"Rude!"

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Hey, the light changed.

"Hey, the light changed."

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Hold on. Almost there.

"Hold on. Almost there."

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SpongeBob SquarePants.

"SpongeBob SquarePants."

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( rumbling ) ( laughing )

"( rumbling ) ( laughing )"

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( rumbling stops ) A fine jest, boy.

"( rumbling stops ) A fine jest, boy."

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a commoner.

"a commoner."

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( rumbling ) ( laughing )

"( rumbling ) ( laughing )"

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No, no, no... hmm...

"No, no, no... hmm..."

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Yes, you must be my new fry cook.

"Yes, you must be my new fry cook."

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Then who pulled up the spatula?

"Then who pulled up the spatula?"

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Well, he did.

"Well, he did."

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It is even funnier a second time.

"It is even funnier a second time."

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Nope, that was SpongeBob.

"Nope, that was SpongeBob."

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with your prodigious girth

"with your prodigious girth"

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What?!

"What?!"

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oh, left-handed.

"oh, left-handed."

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No, blue.

"No, blue."

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The royal fry cook's wallet contains

"The royal fry cook's wallet contains"

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Silence!

"Silence!"

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You hurt my friend!

"You hurt my friend!"

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You're not a king.

"You're not a king."

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You're a bully and a liar!

"You're a bully and a liar!"

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I will prove your worthlessness.

"I will prove your worthlessness."

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You shall be tested with a challenge!

"You shall be tested with a challenge!"

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Ouch!

"Ouch!"

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Three challenges!

"Three challenges!"

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Might as well be 500 challenges!

"Might as well be 500 challenges!"

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There will be but one challenge:

"There will be but one challenge:"

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the round one.

"the round one."

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SpongeBob?

"SpongeBob?"

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How you feeling?

"How you feeling?"

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Pretty good.

"Pretty good."

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Behold!

"Behold!"

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You will reside here in this glorious place

"You will reside here in this glorious place"

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What do you say?

"What do you say?"

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I'm ready!

"I'm ready!"

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To the Poseidome!

"To the Poseidome!"

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( cheering and whistling )

"( cheering and whistling )"

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first to a thousand patties wins.

"first to a thousand patties wins."

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Now go back to your corners

"Now go back to your corners"

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Put it all on Neptune!

"Put it all on Neptune!"

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I never should have taken the challenge.

"I never should have taken the challenge."

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You'll always have your head in the clouds."

"You'll always have your head in the clouds.""

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But just look at me now.

"But just look at me now."

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( bell dings ) Go get 'em, tiger!

"( bell dings ) Go get 'em, tiger!"

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( rumbling )

"( rumbling )"

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"Once upon a time..."

""Once upon a time...""

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Perfect.

"Perfect."

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I win!

"I win!"

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( laughing )

"( laughing )"

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( cheering and applause )

"( cheering and applause )"

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Mmm!

"Mmm!"

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BOTH: We're going to Atlantis!

"BOTH: We're going to Atlantis!"

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We're going to Atlantis!

"We're going to Atlantis!"

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That repulsive thing

"That repulsive thing"

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You mean Patrick can't come?

"You mean Patrick can't come?"

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( laughing )

"( laughing )"

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Oh, of course not.

"Oh, of course not."

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is the royal grill.

"is the royal grill."

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It was nice knowing you, buddy.

"It was nice knowing you, buddy."

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Come, SpongeBob, grab your things.

"Come, SpongeBob, grab your things."

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I... I...

"I... I..."

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Maybe we do have a problem.

"Maybe we do have a problem."

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I have another idea.

"I have another idea."

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Hi, Patrick. What'll you have?

"Hi, Patrick. What'll you have?"

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The accursed stove has burnt my finger.

"The accursed stove has burnt my finger."

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( rumbling ) Ha-ha!

"( rumbling ) Ha-ha!"

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What did I tell you about using your powers, trainee?

"What did I tell you about using your powers, trainee?"

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Ooh!

"Ooh!"

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Ah!

"Ah!"

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Ooh!

"Ooh!"

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Ah!

"Ah!"

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Behold the ultimate cooking utensil...

"Behold the ultimate cooking utensil..."

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"worthy of King Neptune himself can wield...

""worthy of King Neptune himself can wield..."

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Wow. Wow.

"Wow. Wow."

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Excuse me...

"Excuse me..."

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do you know where the menu section is?

"do you know where the menu section is?"

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Uh...

"Uh..."

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That's easy.

"That's easy."

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Holy smokes!

"Holy smokes!"

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Uh, Patrick...

"Uh, Patrick..."

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( booming laughter )

"( booming laughter )"

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someone worthy of being the royal fry cook!

"someone worthy of being the royal fry cook!"

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Who has freed the spatula from the grease?

"Who has freed the spatula from the grease?"

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insignificant...

"insignificant..."

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Therefore, you could never

"Therefore, you could never"

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be fry cook to a god and...

"be fry cook to a god and..."

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this is why it is funny!

"this is why it is funny!"

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Ah!

"Ah!"

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But... but...

"But... but..."

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A purveyor of foods.

"A purveyor of foods."

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Uh, sorry, King Neptune.

"Uh, sorry, King Neptune."

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You have the physique of Atlas.

"You have the physique of Atlas."

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Make poses with me.

"Make poses with me."

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You pulled the spatula from the grease.

"You pulled the spatula from the grease."

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This joke has gone far enough!

"This joke has gone far enough!"

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Where's my fry cook?

"Where's my fry cook?"

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Certainly you

"Certainly you"

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would know who can flip a burger

"would know who can flip a burger"

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to suit a royal palate!

"to suit a royal palate!"

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Am I expected to believe

"Am I expected to believe"

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this creature is royal fry cook material?

"this creature is royal fry cook material?"

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This thing is unfit to even scrub

"This thing is unfit to even scrub"

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the royal tail fin!

"the royal tail fin!"

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And besides, it's not just enough

"And besides, it's not just enough"

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to pull a spatula off a greasy griddle;

"to pull a spatula off a greasy griddle;"

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there are certain... qualities

"there are certain... qualities"

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that a royal fry cook must have.

"that a royal fry cook must have."

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( fingers snapping )

"( fingers snapping )"

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Also, the royal fry cook wears... red underwear.

"Also, the royal fry cook wears... red underwear."

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Oh!

"Oh!"

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