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Clips from American Dad! - Pulling Double Booty (S04E04)

"Did you blab? Why did you tell people?"
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"[Jeff] Mr. S!"
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"[Roaring]"
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"The first couple stabs break the skin, and then they really get in there!"
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"Where you could tell me it was Japantown or Koreatown, and I'd nod and smile."
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"I'll take a chai latte, please."
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"Sweet, just like you. Name?"
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"Just feathers and chicken skin."
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"Stan Smith!"
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"[Retching]"
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"- Pecs you could motorboat. [Blubbering] - Ew."
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"Come on, boys! We're getting you out of here."
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"Wow! Check out my ass on Bill."
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"- I'll come with, handsome. - [Splashing]"
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"Oh, Mom. I'm having so much fun with Bill."
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"I think he might be the one."
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"Look at Hayley, Stan. She's the greatest. Real pretty too."
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"This was supposed to be our summer of exotic adventure! [Sobbing]"
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"[Gasps]"
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"- Bye, Mom. - Okay."
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"Call me old-fashioned, but I'm the man. I'll handle the bags."
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"Next Time It's Personal." Roger!"
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"I'd like to take her back to our room and have sex with her on your clothes."
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"Yeah, yeah. You could do her. Then I could do you."
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"I'm gonna go to the bathroom and take off my underwear."
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"Steve, no. You and me, we go way back."
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"- Friends? - Friends."
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"- What is with you lately? Everything is " to the death." - Not everything."
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"Come on, guys. Let's go home."
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"Whoa! Whoa, fellas! Come back!"
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"[Beeps]"
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"I would have burned this resort to the ground."
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"Just-Just torched the whole forest to cinders. But you didn't."
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"- [Beeps] - Oh, my God!"
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"# Good morning, U.S.A. #"
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"# I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day #"
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"#The sun in the sky has a smile on his face #"
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"#And he's shining a salute to the American race #"
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"# Oh, boy it's swell to say #"
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"# Good morning, U.S.A. # [Grunts]"
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"[Chorus] #Good morning, U.S.A. ##"
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"Mmm."
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"Stan, have you been eating the cookie dough again?"
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"Why? Is there still some on my face?"
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"- Jeff and I are going to the mall. - It's a business trip."
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"I'm gonna buy some beads at the bead store and open up my own bead store."
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"- Bye, Mom. Love you. - Bye, honey. I love you too."
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"- Bye, Dad. Love you. - Okay!"
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"Stan, she's your daughter! Why can't you ever say, " I love you"?"
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"I can. I can. But look. Say she gets cancer, right?"
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"And doctors can't cure it."
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"She hears " I love you" from her dad for the first time, and then- bam, she dies happy."
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"Once again, C.I.A. Body doubles are for work purposes only, people."
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"Using your double to finish making love to a Jet Blue stewardess..."
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"because you were too drunk is a definite no-no."
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"Saunders!"
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"Come on. It was my first sloppy seconds."
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"- [Cell Phone Rings] - Hello!"
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"Stan, Hayley and Jeff broke up!"
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"So? She breaks up with Jeff at least every other week."
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"You don't understand. This time he broke up with her!"
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"[Horns Honking]"
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"- [Screaming, Shouting] - Oh, my God! Let's get out!"
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"Jeff, are you nuts? Why the hell did you break up with Hayley?"
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"I don't know. It wasn't just one thing, Mr. S."
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"It was, like, two things."
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"But why'd she go so crazy?"
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"Whenever she gets dumped, she completely wigs out."
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"I don't know why, but it's always been that way."
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"Class, we have a new student joining us today."
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"This is Lynne."
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"Look how cute she is, and new, you know, which is always appealing."
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"[Screaming]"
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"[Growling]"
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"[Growling]"
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"[Hayley Screaming]"
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"[Roaring Continues]"
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"- How come we're doing this? - Why? Aren't you having fun?"
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"[Grunting]"
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"[Angry Screaming]"
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"- Oh, God! Is she okay? - She'll be fine."
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"Just breathe her with this pump."
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"The police said if Hayley goes on another rampage, they'll throw her in jail."
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"Jail? She'll never survive."
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"Tiny cells, the gangs..."
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"getting shanked in the cafeteria!"
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"[Shouts]"
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"[Growls] And my baby's all- [Screams]"
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"" You bitch! I'll kill you!""
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"That was a haunting scenelet, Francine."
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"And we can't prevent it! Hayley has horrible taste in men."
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"She's gonna get broken up with again."
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"Which is why from here on out, she doesn't date anyone I don't sign off on."
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"I don't know, Stan. I think what she needs right now is our love and support."
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"Wow!"
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"I would have never come down here if you hadn't declared this the summer of exotic adventure."
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"Ah, Chinatown."
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"- Check out the box of chickens! - [Chirping]"
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"Hey, chickie chickie. Hey, little girl."
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"- How you know it female chick? - Uh, okay."
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"Uh, well, it just looks like one."
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"You right! Do again."
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"This is a boy, and this is a girl."
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"Most people can't tell difference."
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"You-You have gift."
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"We'll do it together!"
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"And just like that, I'm working for the Chinese again."
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"- Hayley. - How 'bout them digits?"
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"- 757- - [Helicopter Whirring]"
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"Are you gonna marry my daughter?"
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"- What? - Dad!"
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"I'm not gonna let you date another loser who's gonna break up with you..."
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"and this guy's a loser!"
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"Weak chin, small hands. He'll dump you in a week."
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"- I can date whoever I want. - Actually, you can't."
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"[Gasps]"
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"Your mother acted it out for me. It was riveting."
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"She took some very rewarding chances."
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"[Clucking]"
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"Let's see. We have a Romeo and a Juliet."
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