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Clips from King of the Hill - Hank's Choice (S05E05)

"Bobby."
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"Hey, Son, are you sick?"
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"What's it say?"
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"I do not know."
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"We have to take him to the doctor."
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"I am searching the Web as fast as I can."
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"Apparently, there is a local rock band named Cedar Fever..."
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"and it's complicating my research."
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"Is something wrong with--"
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"They were pricking my back with pins!"
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"Your wife tells me you have a dog."
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"Well, you're in that school with kids from all over. She got lice once."
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"And you once came home from Mexico with a butt worm!"
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"Hank, that dog is going out of the house."
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"that there are several hypoallergenic breeds of dog, such as poodles or hairless."
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"Why not go all the way and just get me a cat and a sex change operation?"
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"There are pills, but they don't often work."
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"She sniffed me once and did not look displeased."
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"Oh, I know."
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"Hank doesn't want your old dog!"
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"Maybe this is the second chance I've been waiting for."
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"Now, if you have any suggestions for improvements..."
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"- It looks too small. - It's a model, Dale."
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"In that case, it's just right."
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"PEGGY: Hank, Bobby's only breathing through his mouth."
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"Give Bobby some more pills."
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"Gee, Hank..."
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"I would love to give our son another handful of pills..."
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"Okay, that figure came from the radiant-floor people..."
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"so it may be a little high."
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""we will always leave a doggy door open into our hearts."
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"We all came to see the opening of a doghouse!"
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"She's slept at the foot of our bed for 13 years."
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"I can do this fast, I promise."
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"[Majestic band music playing]"
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"Maybe instead of three, you could take six or seven."
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"Whatever."
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"She is going out in the morning. Just give her one last night."
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"You know, the allergies won't clear up right away."
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"We're gonna have to steam-clean the furniture, probably replace the carpets."
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"we could pay to have a second TV set hooked up to the cable."
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"Hank, the dog is not getting a television."
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"No. Peggy, don't be silly."
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"and she's set in her ways. Yep, that works all around."
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"Bobby, honey, I do not know what your father told you..."
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"Mom, this is a perfect starter home."
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"I won't have to change schools, and it's Connie-adjacent."
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"[Peggy and Connie laughing]"
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"You had him fixed, right?"
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"If Connie broke her leg!"
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"Oh, look. We got a letter from Bobby."
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"Apparently, he can't make it to the Gribbles' anniversary party. That's..."
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"Well, let them talk. I say this is good for Bobby."
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"And look at you with the spiffiest new office in town."
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"Yes. It is everything I have always deserved."
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"Suddenly everybody wants to sell Bobby Hill a security system."
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"I'm just yanking your chain."
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"She's over at 8:00."
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"You gonna hog all of that pillow?"
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"Maybe it's the pills."
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"I started taking two of the yellows with half a red."
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"Yeah. How about that?"
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"But my dislike for local news continues."
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"I own my own house."
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"Hey, everybody, look what the gun club made for our anniversary."
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"After dessert, they're going to fire 15 bullets into our hearts..."
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"[All exclaiming softly]"
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"Once you get them on the table scraps, they won't eat their kibble."
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"Well, I have no choice."
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"You'll have to walk her when it's time to go."
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"You go ahead without me. I'm just gonna order a pizza."
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"Hank, you could have dragged dander into this house."
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"Don't panic."
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"Hello. This is Bobby Hill."
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"I'd like to order a large pizza with everything."
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"[Vacuum cleaner humming]"
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"I can't believe I didn't eat this last night."
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"I like it the way it is. That is why it is the way it is."
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"Out!"
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"Bill is gonna get it!"
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"Talking about that little dog's life, you know, Bill's best friend, man."
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"BOBBY: Were we robbed?"
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"It's the only way we can find out if we got all the dander."
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"[Sneezing]"
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"You know, no carpet, no dog, no son."
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"Maybe I'll just go over to Bill's house."
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"and jump up on me. I can't have that."
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"[Ladybird barking]"
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"Hey, girl, welcome home. You, too, boy."
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"Okay. Water."
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"DALE: We all came to see the opening of a doghouse!"
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"Bobby."
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"Bobby is in, what I hope, is not his deathbed."
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"BOBBY: More juice, crazier straw. PEGGY: Roger that."
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"Don't kiss me, Dad. I could be contagious."
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"You know, it frightens me to think that we raised Bobby for 12 years..."
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"Parents without the internet should have their children taken away."
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"He has cedar fever, or a sinus infection, or he may be allergic to something else."
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"You know, when I was his age, I painted the living room with a separated shoulder."
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"Strickland Propane. Taste the meat, not the--"
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"PEGGY: Okay. There's no time for that."
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"Hank, I am over at the doctor's office with Bobby."
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"[Bobby screams]"
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"Bobby, thank God! What happened?"
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"You were getting an allergy test."
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"You still want that Merlin tattoo?"
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"Hank, it's not good. And it's about Bobby."
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"Bobby's allergic to the dog."
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"You said "dander." How do you know that Peggy doesn't have the dander?"
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"Allergies can come and go suddenly and mysteriously. it's a fascinating field."
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"You could try bathing Ladybird three times a week, then vacuuming her."
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"Look, if you want a dog inside, it says right here..."
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"A poodle?"
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"Can't we just give Bobby something?"
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"You could give him daily shots. But Bobby..."
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"We had enough trouble with the pinpricks."
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"And their side effects include drowsiness, hives and rectal bleeding."
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"You just say the word and Ladybird will die a mysterious death."
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"You know, Hank, I could take in Ladybird."
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"Thanks, Bill, but Ladybird deserves better than that."
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