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Clips from 30 Rock - Retreat to Move Forward (S03E03)

"someone with me who's got my back."
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"Oh, no, don't make me be your camp friend."
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"I hate those corporate things..."
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"a bunch of drunk people talking about synergy."
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"First of all, never bad-mouth synergy."
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"And I'm asking you to do this as a favor."
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"Oh, fine, I'll go."
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"For you."
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"As long as this place has a spa."
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"They do."
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"Where you are allowed to eat in the sauna"
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"because at some places, they get mad."
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"Writers?"
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"We need to gather for an actor announcement."
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"As you probably know"
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"I have been cast in an upcoming feature film."
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"Is it a movie where you swap brains with your granddaughter?"
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"No, Frank. I will be playing Janis Joplin."
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"Or depending on"
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"how some legal matters pan out, a Janis Joplin-type character"
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"named Janet Jopler or Janie Jimplin."
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"If anyone has anything to say to me, Jenna"
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"now would be your last chance."
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"Oh, your hands are weird."
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"I don't think you went to high school."
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"Okay, I am Janis now."
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"The veil is drawn."
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"You should do your Janis"
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"It's online, so anyone can update it."
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"You know, because people are finding out new things"
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"about Janis Joplin every day."
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""Wikipedia." I'm going to check that out."
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"Okay, I'm on Wikipedia."
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""Edit page.""
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"Did you know that Janis Joplin"
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"speed-walked everywhere and was afraid of toilets?"
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"I have heard that, yes."
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"Was she really?"
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"So how am I looking, Dr. Spaceman?"
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"Well, Tracy, I... I don't know how to say this."
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"Well, now we know what we're dealing with."
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"Unless you make some serious lifestyle changes"
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"you're in danger of becoming diabetic."
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"So how bad is diabetes, really?"
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"It's quite serious."
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"If left untreated, you could lose a foot."
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"Could I replace it with a wheel like Rosie from "The Jetsons"?"
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"I suppose."
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"But then, you'd have to register as a motor vehicle."
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"Well, buddy, here we go."
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"Bases loaded, bottom of the ninth."
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"Are you going to step up? Oh, yeah."
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"You go in there and show them."
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"Make Mommy proud of her big boy because he's the best."
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"Just do it. Is it in you? I'm loving it!"
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"Are you okay?"
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"Oh. I'm sorry. I was just, uh..."
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"Were you psyching yourself up in the mirror?"
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"I do that sometimes before I go to a party"
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"where I don't know a lot of people."
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"Stop sweating, you idiot."
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"What is wrong with you, you stupid bitch?"
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"I wish you hadn't seen that."
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"You are a lion."
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"There they are."
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"The Six Sigmas themselves."
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"They're dudes?"
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"of the Six Sigma business philosophy..."
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"male enhancement..."
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""handshake-ful-ness""
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"and play hard."
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"Men? If I'd known your wives were alone"
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"Jack Donaghy. We've been waiting all day for you to show up."
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"Uh, this is my friend..."
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"The guys over in War Machines have been dying to see you."
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"The Finulus data suggest we should be leveraging"
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"disintermediation paradigms."
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"will concur with any synergized"
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"mindshare classifications."
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"Bladorian frankles."
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"I am Prashant. This is Joan."
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"We're M-7s. What level are you?"
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"Oh, no. I'm just here with my friend."
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"Or I was."
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"So you're like a "G" or an "H"?"
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""J"?"
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"Morning, Mr. Jordan."
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"What's that on your foot, sir?"
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"It's a practice wheel for when I lose my foot to diabetes."
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"You can't eat candy if you have diabetes!"
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"There's no link between diabetes and diet."
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"That's a white myth, Ken..."
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"It's not a myth! Gentlemen, back me up here."
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"My dad had diabetes and he ate whatever he wanted"
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"until he died on the day I was born."
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"How do you not see the connection?"
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"You know, there's a conspiracy theory that after the Civil War"
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"Word."
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"...to keep the newly-freed slaves sluggish and docile."
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"And I heard that from Yusef Jackson."
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"Toofer:... to this day"
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"most African Americans don't understand that diabetes is"
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"I don't think that's right."
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"Diabetes and diet."
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"Hey, nice suit, Squaresville."
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"Where's the bank?"
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"Uh, what can I do for you, Miss... Jimplin?"
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"Well, according to my Wikipedia page"
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"I'm going to need some cherry juice, buttermilk and tequila"
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"The Frankschlong."
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"Good grief."
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"Hey, Jack..."
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"where have you been hiding?"
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"Yeah, seems like you don't need your camp buddy."
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"I know. It's going great."
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"I'm actually joining the Six Sigmas for lunch."
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"Oh. Okay. I like lunch."
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"Right. Yes. Well... join us."
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"What is this?"
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"It's "LUNCH.""
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