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Clips from 30 Rock - Retreat to Move Forward (S03E03)

"Which of these pictures do you like better?"
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"Sure. What's the picture for?"
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"Oh, Is that like a corporate retreat?"
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"back when Jenna and I were in that improv troupe."
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"I haven't seen a lot of these people"
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"since the retreat last year."
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"going to think you got weird."
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"Uh, Lemon, the Retreat to Move Forward"
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"Why are you telling us this?"
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"Because I will be employing the Method method of acting."
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"So, for the next few weeks, I will only respond"
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"to "Janis" or "Miss Joplin.""
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"If you're nasty."
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"I'm not busy Friday."
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"You are all saying those things to Janis Joplin."
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"Oh, hey."
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"research on Wikipedia."
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"Yeah."
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"Thank you, Frank."
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""Dee-ay-butt-ees"?"
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"Diabetes?"
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"That's it!"
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"Because it's winning time, you magnificent son of a bitch!"
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"Each of them embodies a pillar"
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"teamwork, insight, brutality..."
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"Wish me luck."
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"I would have stayed in New York."
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"Well, obviously, the Finular analysis"
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"Hi. I'm Liz."
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"No, I'm not part of this. I'm not any letter."
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"Iike Larry Bird or Colorado."
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"I don't know."
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"Next, you'll be telling me that leasing a sports car"
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"to make my signature Janis Joplin cocktail"
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"Oh, Lemon, there you are. I'm sorry I got distracted."
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"Lego Utilization for Negating Crisis Hierarchies."
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"Now, that just seems intentionally confusing."
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"I just hope you don't get eaten by the Hill Witch."
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"I didn't say anything."
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"And my page desk will be turned sideways."
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"Your Wikipedia prank is inspired."
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"Jenna, don't!"
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"That's from "ALF.""
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"Why would you do that?"
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"This is my chance to win an Oscar."
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"Because you're disgusting!"
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"Nothing, just... you're yelling at me, you're a mess"
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"But if you can get this raw in the movie"
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"And you seem to encourage it."
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"Well, Lemon is unique."
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"Okay, but the old Jack Donaghy wouldn't have stood for that."
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"if your room is bigger than mine."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"the way you were behaving at "LUNCH.""
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"You can't say "uh-doy-ee" to me in mixed company."
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"I can go back to the lake with the fat kids and make bracelets."
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"Yeah, don't worry. I get boundaries."
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""Oh, sorry, Liz."
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"We're going to be back at work tomorrow."
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"Mr. Jordan, I am begging you as a friend to eat better."
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"Nice!"
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"Are you seriously talking about video games?"
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"Frank and I hooked up last night."
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"Oh, stop acting like you're ashamed."
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"I slutted it up on this dirt bag."
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"No. Last night was a mistake."
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"So what are we doing after this?"
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"Did you guys hook up?"
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"stays in Croton-on-Hudson."
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"I do still have a seat at my table up front."
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"for your speech."
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"Tell me about it."
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"Hmm..."
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"Look at me!"
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"I'm a monster!"
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"The Hill Witch!"
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"No problem."
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"It's his psych-up speech."
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"He doesn't know his microphone is on."
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"We've got to tell him!"
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"Make Mommy proud of her big boy."
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"Because he's the best!"
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"Just don't say your name, Jack. Please don't say your name."
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"Your mic is on... in the ballroom."
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"Oh, God. I'm ruined."
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"I'm never gonna live this down."
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"They're going to talk about this forever."
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"I just fooled y'all with my Jack Donaghy impression"
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"# Everybody dance now?"
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"Lemon, that was heroic."
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"And I think it actually worked."
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"A lot of people from the conference e-mailed me to ask"
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"if I was there when the bra lady went crazy."
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"Lemon?"
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"Um... the one on the left?"
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"So the wacky one?"
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"I'm giving the keynote address"
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"to Move Forward in Croton-on-Hudson."
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"I used to have to perform at those all the time"
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"The audience suggestion is..."
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"Sling Blade and Oprah on a date."
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"I sure do like them French-fried "pataters.""
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"No, you don't, Oprah."
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"Jenna is not a great improviser."
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"To be honest, Lemon, uh..."
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"I'm a little apprehensive about going to this thing."
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"since the C.E.O. debacle and my time in the Bush Administration."
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"Yeah, Jack, you never really told me"
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"what happened in Washington."
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"Please be gentle."
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"The point is a lot has happened to me"
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"So I hope that when I return"
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"they still think of me as the same guy."
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"You've got camp jitters."
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"What?"
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"You haven't seen your little business camp friends in a year"
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"and now you're afraid everybody's"
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"is a global meeting of G.E.'s best and brightest."
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"Careers are made there."
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"It would be helpful to have"
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