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Clips from South Park - Kenny Dies (S05E05)

"Well, so then, if the stem cells were placed next to a Shakey's Pizza,"
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"they would become another Shakey's Pizza,"
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"and you'd have your own Shakey's Pizza"
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"where you didn't have to charge yourself to eat."
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"Well, no. To build another Shakey's, it would be better to use lumber."
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"But, unfortunately, the government has banned stem cell research,"
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"and so we'll never know."
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"Looks like somebody's gonna have to try and change the government's mind."
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"Where are you going?"
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"There's a pretty brave kid fighting for his life in the hospital right now, Doctor."
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"I'm going to go get him some bigger boxing gloves."
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"Give them hell. Give them hell."
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"Oh, Doctor."
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"Thanks. Thanks."
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"Oh, and hey, kid. Good luck."
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"Good luck."
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"Oh, and, Doctor... Never mind."
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"And see? Here's one from Butters."
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"It says, "We can't wait to see you back in school, Kenny.""
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"Oh, isn't that nice? You've got lots friends, don't you, Kenny?"
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"Stan? Oh, well... No, there's nothing here from Stan."
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"But, well, Stan's gonna come see you real soon I bet, Kenny."
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"Hey, look who's here."
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"We're with the Make-A-Wish Foundation."
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"Oh, Kenny, isn't that nice?"
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"We travel the country"
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"giving special little boys and girls like you their biggest wish!"
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"Neat, huh, Kenny?"
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"So, Kenny, if you could have one wish, what would it be?"
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"What's your wish, pal?"
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"Okay. And what if you could have two wishes?"
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"What would the second one be?"
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"I know. I bet you'd like to meet Madonna, huh?"
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"What was that?"
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"He said, "Madonna is an old anorexic whore,"
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""and she thinks she can play guitar and she should go... herself.""
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"- Should I come in now? - Not quite yet."
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"- How's it going? - Bad."
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"Yeah. Things have been better, huh?"
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"He just can't get over it, so he doesn't care who he takes."
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"Children, puppies, it don't matter to him, so long as it makes us sad."
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"Do you understand?"
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"But then, why does God give us anything to start with?"
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"Well, look at it this way."
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"If you want to make a baby cry, first you give it a lollipop,"
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"then you take it away."
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"If you never give it a lollipop to begin with,"
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"then you would have nothing to cry about."
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"That's like God, who gives us life and love and help"
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"just so that he can tear it all away and make us cry,"
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"so he can drink the sweet milk of our tears."
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"You see, it's our tears, Stan, that give God his great power."
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"I think I understand."
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"My name is Eric Cartman and I live in Colorado."
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"My best friend in the whole world is Kenny McCormick"
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"and he's sick right now. He's real sick."
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"He's only eight years old,"
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"and the doctors don't think he has very long to live."
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"is a touchy subject, but all I know is that, if there is a chance,"
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"a chance, that stem cell research could save my best friend's life, well..."
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"I guess I owe it to him to try and change your minds."
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"I love Kenny McCormick and I want you to love him, too."
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"I'm sorry, I'm not the best speaker in the world."
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"Maybe I can put it best in the words of a timeless song."
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"It was the heat of the moment"
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"Telling me what your heart meant"
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"The heat of the moment shone in your eyes"
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"I never meant to be so bad to you"
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"One thing I said that I would never do"
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"One look from you and I would fall from grace"
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"And that would wipe the smile right from my face"
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"Do you remember when we used to dance?"
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"One thing led to another We were young"
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"And we would scream together songs unsung"
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"It was the heat of the moment"
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"The heat of the moment shone in your eyes"
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"we can sell your foetus to companies like Alder Labs."
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"I don't know."
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"Look, I can offer you $75 for that foetus right now, Jill."
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"- Seventy-five dollars? Well, all right. - Great, just sign right here, please."
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"Listen, if you'd like to sell your abortion for research, I'm offering $75."
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"Help you out a little bit with your medical bill in there."
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"Just sign right here."
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"Excuse me, ma'am, can I interest you in selling your aborted foetus?"
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"We're not going to the abortion clinic. I'm going to have this baby."
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"I'm sorry to hear that,"
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"because there's a little boy dying in a hospital right now"
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"who sure could use that baby more than you could."
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"The stem cells from your foetus could help save his life."
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"Well, I guess we can always just make another one."
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"- Mark, I love you. - All right."
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"Now Kenny has a fighting chance."
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"Yeah, I'm going to see my friend, because he needs me right now."
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"- All right! - Go, kid! Good for you!"
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"Oh, no. No."
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"- And it was over. - But..."
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"I didn't get to see him. Kyle, I didn't get to say goodbye."
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"Did he say anything before he went?"
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"And so, we will all miss Kenny,"
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"his playful laughter, his innocent smile."
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"But we will never forget that it was because of brave Kenny"
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"that stem cell research was allowed to continue."
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"- You guys! Come quick! - What, Cartman?"
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"- What, Cartman? What's happened? - Look!"
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"I put the stem cells from all the foetuses I had next to Shakey's,"
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"It worked!"
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"to lift the ban on stem cell research so you could sell your stupid foetuses?"
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"- Stupid foetuses? It's my own Shakey's! - I actually hugged you."
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"I held you in my arms and cried with you."
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"and I can finish up the kitchen."
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"Hey, I wasn't Kenny's worst friend. Cartman was."
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"I kind of always thought you were my best friend."
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"Hello, Kenny. I'm Laura Jones and this is Bob Ferrin."
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"Hi. Having an abortion today? Great."
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"And if you sign a release, that tissue can go to study."
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"Have you heard of stem cell research?"
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"Tell him we're busy."
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"so he told me to tell you that you don't want to miss this."
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"I'm looking to unload."
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"And, well, he's pretty sick."
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