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Clips from South Park - Kenny Dies (S05E05)

"Friendly faces everywhere Humble folks without temptation"
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"Going down to South Park Gonna leave my woes behind"
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"Ample parking day or night People spouting, "Howdy, neighbour""
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"I'm heading up to South Park Gonna see if I can't unwind"
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"West side."
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"Ready as I'm ever going to be, I guess."
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"Oh, yes, I'm sorry."
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"- Now, there is one more thing. - What?"
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"Well, I suppose if it can help others..."
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"- Hey, fellows! Hey, fellows! - What, Butters?"
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"Well, he knew you'd say that,"
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"you had to pull us away from lighting cow crap on fire?"
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"I'm leaving right now."
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"What I have in my backyard is an aborted treasure chest."
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"How much do you pay? No, no, come on!"
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"You're breaking my balls. I'll think about it."
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"Yeah, I called earlier about the stem cells and the foetuses."
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"You're breaking my balls, Randy."
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"Please! Okay, you tell me where you can get aborted foetuses"
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"Are we talking here or what? You're breaking my balls."
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"$110? All right, all right, we got a deal."
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"Goodbye."
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"What the hell am I supposed to do with these things?"
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"but it has something to do with abortions. That's all we know."
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"- Kenny's sick? - Well, how sick?"
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"- Randy. - They don't think so, Stanley."
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"These are killer shrimp, Gary. Your customers are gonna love them."
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"Hello, is this Mr. Thompson with Anatomy Research?"
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"How much do you pay for that?"
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"- And that... And that he might die. - Die? Kenny?"
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"Hey, dude, how's it going?"
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"we're all gonna all go down to Stark's Pond again"
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"I know it's tough but... Look at me! I know it's tough, okay? I know."
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"Stan and Kyle have always sort of been two best friends, you know?"
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"Well, I don't know if I ever told you this, Kenny, but..."
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"I don't know."
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"Cartman?"
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"I'm gonna find a cure, Kyle."
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"- I swear to God, I'm going to find a cure. - Sure you will, Cartman. Sure you will."
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"So then, could stem cells be used on someone"
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"whose muscle tissue is wasting away?"
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"In other words, if a little boy was dying from a muscular disease,"
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"Hey, kid..."
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"And it has a picture of him and you in a little aeroplane."
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""who wore out her welcome years ago,"
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""and that now she suddenly speaks with a British accent"
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"- Hello there, children. - Hey, Chef."
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"Why would God let Kenny die, Chef? Why?"
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"Look, I realise that using the tissue from aborted foetuses for research"
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"And incidence arose from circumstance"
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"Telling me what your heart meant"
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"And so, you see, now that the ban on stem cell research has been lifted,"
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"Young man, do you know where you're going?"
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"Hey, Kenny!"
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"He just... He just stopped breathing."
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"He just said, "Where's Stan?""
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"I let Kenny down. I'm his worst friend."
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"It's... Why, it's a miracle, you guys."
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"and they are replicating a new Shakey's!"
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"This whole time, you were just using Kenny's illness"
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"I think I only need 100 or so more aborted babies,"
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"Kyle! Kyle!"
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"Going down to South Park Gonna have myself a time"
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"Come on down to South Park And meet some friends of mine"
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"All right, Mrs. Anders, all ready for your abortion?"
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"Well, try to relax. It will all be over very soon."
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"Doctor, can we turn off that television?"
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"- The hope is that some day it might. - Okay."
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"Great. Well, here we go."
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"Nurse, this is to go to Alders Labs for stem cell research."
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"Yes, Doctor."
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"Going places that I've never been"
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"Seeing things that I may never see again"
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"Jesus Christ!"
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"My baby takes the morning train"
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"He takes another home again"
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"What do we have here?"
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"- Well, that burned a long time. - Yeah, that was pretty good."
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"- Dude, there goes one! - Okay, go!"
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"- All right! - Awesome."
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"You've had that cough a while, Kenny. You okay?"
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"Eric says you gotta come to his house right away."
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"All right, Cartman. What's so important"
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"Oh, you guys, you're not gonna believe it."
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"What?"
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"Guess what I have sitting in my backyard?"
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"- A trampoline? - Better."
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"- A boat? - Better."
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"Better."
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"- Well, what, Cartman? - Thirty-three aborted foetuses."
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"Oh, yes."
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"- What? - Mint condition. Tax free."
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"Cartman, what the hell are you doing with aborted foetuses?"
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"I guess you don't watch the news, Kyle."
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"You've never watched the news, fat ass."
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"And what the hell does that have to do with anything?"
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"- Stem cells, numbnuts. - Stem cells?"
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"And what do you know about stem cells?"
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"They're cells that come from foetuses,"
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"and some research shows that they could be used to treat diseases."
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"It's been proven, Jew. I saw it on 3-2-1 Contact."
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"With all the research that's going on,"
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"stem cells are worth three times their weight in gold."
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"I hate you so much."
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"I've got a guy in Cleveland who's gonna give me $80 a pound right now."
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"How about $100%"
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"Bosnard Medical Group?"
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"Okay, hi, Randy, yeah."
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"Yes, they've been kept at a cool temperature. Yeah."
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"These are primo foetuses, Randy. I wouldn't jerk you around."
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"So, what can your company give me for them?"
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"Randy, you're breaking my balls here."
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"for 70 cents on the dollar. You tell me, Chuck."
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"Yeah, I didn't think so."
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"You know, I'm just like the foetuses, Chuck."
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"I wasn't born yesterday either."
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"You gonna talk to me, or are we just gonna keep... each other?"
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"You're breaking my balls, Chuck."
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"I gotta unload these foetuses, you want to do some research."
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"I'm telling you, if you let this deal pass you by,"
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