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Clips from South Park - Kenny Dies (S05E05)

"you're making a foetal mistake."
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"Damn, I'm good."
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"Can I help you?"
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"Yes, I'm making a delivery of these foetuses here."
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"Right, the foetuses. We were very lucky you called."
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"Gee, that's terrible. So, who do I talk to about payment?"
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"This is awful. Just awful."
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"Larry, this young man has the new foetuses for research."
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"You're gonna love these foetuses, Larry, they're top-notch."
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"Well, I'm sorry, but we can't buy those from you now."
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"What? We made a deal, Larry!"
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"I brought them all the way down here already!"
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"I'm afraid the government has just put a ban on stem cell research."
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"A ban? Why?"
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"Too many people were upset about using aborted foetal tissue for study."
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"It's too bad, too."
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"We really could have helped a lot of people."
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"God damn it!"
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"Dude, it looks like Cartman and Kenny are ditching school again."
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"Yeah, they're gonna get busted again."
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"All right, class, let's take our seats."
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"Now, before we get started, Stan and Kyle?"
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"The principal needs to see you in her office."
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"The principal? Come on!"
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"We don't where Cartman is, Ms. Choksondik."
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"She needs to see you now."
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"Man, here we go again. Use the Jew as a scapegoat."
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"- Hello, boys. - Wait. What's going on here?"
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"All right, look, we don't for sure why Cartman is ditching school,"
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"Children, Kenny has been diagnosed with a terminal disease."
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"But the doctors are gonna make him better, right?"
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"Oh, dear."
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"Mom, that's what hospitals are for. They can make him better."
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"Your friend is terminally ill and that means..."
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"Well, son, that means he's going to be going to heaven soon."
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"Wait. Kenny's going to die?"
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"He might, Kyle."
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"But he's our friend."
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"We know, and that's why he's going to need you boys to be strong for him."
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"M'kay?"
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"but I've got 30 some-odd human foetuses in my backyard!"
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"I'm sure there's other research your company can do with them."
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"You'll take one? Okay, how much for one?"
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"Oh, Jack, you're breaking my balls here, Jack."
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"Yes, hello, is this Captain Bligh Seafood Restaurant?"
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"Yeah, hi, I've got a shipment of about 31 of the most succulent shrimp"
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"from the West Indies."
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"What kind of price are you paying for shrimp?"
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"Gary, you're breaking my balls, Gary. How about 10 and a quarter?"
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"Balls, Gary. Breaking them. All right, I'll call you back."
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"Sweetie, your friends are downstairs. They need to see you."
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"Not now, Mom. I've only unloaded three foeti."
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"- I've gotta sell the rest before they spoil. - They say it's an emergency."
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"- All right. Butters! - Yeah?"
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"Are you through databasing the clientele sheet?"
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"Just about."
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"All right, well, you gotta take over the telemarketing for a bit."
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"Oh, okay."
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"Just remember what I taught you and follow protocol."
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"- The next number to try is on the list. - Right!"
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"Yes, hello, sir. We have a surplus of unborn foetuses"
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"that we think you could use for dissection study."
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"You're breaking my balls."
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"I said, you're breaking my balls, Mr. Thompson. My balls."
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"What is this, a PTA meeting?"
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"Cartman, Kenny's in the hospital."
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"In the hospital? Why?"
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"They told us he has a muscular disease."
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"Don't you say that! Kenny's not going to die!"
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"I'm going to take the boys to go see him at the hospital, Eric."
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"- We thought you might want to come. - Yeah. Yeah, of course."
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"Let me get my coat."
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"There we go, little buddy."
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"Are you sure you don't want to take your jacket off? It's pretty warm."
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"Hey, look who has some visitors!"
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"What a lucky little man!"
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"We'll be right outside if you need us, Kenny."
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"We brought you a present. It's a gobo fighter."
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"- Don't tell him what it is, dude. - Sorry."
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"Hey, we were all just talking about how when, you get better,"
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"and go camping. Huh, Stan?"
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"I..."
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"- Stan, where are you going? - I can't. I just can't."
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"- Dude, he needs us right now. - I can't see him like that, Kyle."
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"All those hoses and wires."
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"He's a kid, dude. He's supposed to be running around and laughing!"
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"- But we have to be tough right now. - And what are we supposed to do, huh?"
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"Stand in that room and keep making small talk?"
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"Make believe like everything's okay? I can't do it."
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"Look, however hard you think it is for you, it's a lot harder for him!"
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"- Just leave me alone! - Stan, you can't leave!"
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"I'm not the one who's leaving. He is!"
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"You know, it's funny, Kenny."
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"Okay, we're gonna need to give Kenny some time to sleep now."
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"Don't you worry, Kenny. I'm going to find a cure for you."
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"Everything's going to be okay."
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"Kyle, hey, what's going down, Jew boy?"
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"- Cartman, were you crying? - No!"
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"No, I mean, I got something in my eyes. It's... The air in here is just..."
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"- Oh, man. - Hey, Cartman."
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"I care a lot about him, too."
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"This is where the bulk of our stem cell research was being done,"
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"but due to the government ban we're mostly just packing things up."
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"Doctor, can you tell me exactly how stem cells work?"
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"Look, you have trillions of cells in your body."
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"Heart cells, skin cells, brain cells, and so on."
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"But before a cell is designated as a toenail cell or a pancreas cell,"
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"it's what we call a stem cell, sort of like a blank cell."
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"- Do you understand? - Not at all, but go on."
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"Because these cells are blanks, they will often programme themselves"
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"based on what cells you put around them. You see this rat?"
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"Earlier this year, we surgically removed the middle of her spine."
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"Then we injected her with some stem cells,"
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"and they became the missing part of the spine."
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"My God."
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"Nerve cells damaged by Parkinson's disease"
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"or heart tissue of cardiac patients might ultimately be replaced"
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"by tissue grown from stem cells."
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"the stem cells could become new muscle tissue."
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"That's the theory."
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