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Clips from Who is America? - Episode #1.1 (S01E01)

"on our nation's flag,"
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"the American flag started resembling the Chinese flag."
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"And so we've started this menstrual flag program,"
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"and it's actually sponsored by the Clinton Foundation,"
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"and it's proving to be popular."
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"took a porpoise lover."
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"A -- A dolphin that she met in Tulum."
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"A dolphin? Which -- Which apparently is --"
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"Pardon me? Excuse me?"
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"As in a water animal?"
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"I empathize with those feelings that you have,"
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"My first instinct was, let's move to a landlocked state."
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"Oh, get her away from the sea? Sure."
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"How does one compete with..."
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"...a sea mammal?"
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"Trying to figure this out."
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"Trying to catch up and trying to compete."
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"You can't."
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"So -- But how long did it take you to get past"
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"this whole intercession into your relationship? Yes."
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"Well, we had therapy. Mm-hmm."
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"And she has a relationship with another mammal there?"
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"[narrator] On tonight's show,"
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"Rick Sherman tries to get representation"
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"for his artwork from a gallery"
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"Hello, there, Rick. I'm Christy."
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"Nice to meet you."
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"Welcome to Coast Gallery. Lovely to meet you."
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"It's a pleasure to have you."
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"So lovely."
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"Thank you so much for, like, agreeing to see me."
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"It's like a dream come true."
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"Yeah. How long were you incarcerated?"
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"About 21 years, so... Phew."
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"I didn't do anything bad. Don't worry."
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"With perfect candor, believe me,"
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"I've done my fair share of things"
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"where they could have thrown me in jail."
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"I'll bet they have! [laughs]"
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"especially underage drinking. Yeah."
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"There are so many, you know..."
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"My art is the result"
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"I was a bit naughty. I'm in solitary."
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"Feces on the wall? Fe-- Feces on the wall."
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"And it's on the wall."
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"Maybe -- Maybe I do have something.""
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"So, in my art, there's a lot"
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"and, obviously, a lot of brown."
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"You were taking all the bad stuff,"
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"all the stuff you didn't need,"
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"everything built up inside your body"
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"that would otherwise cause you to become septic,"
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"you're releasing it,"
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"and then you're turning it into something beautiful."
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"Shall I show you some of the stuff?"
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"Okay."
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"Well, do whatever you got to do."
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"Realize that you've been led here by fate, by destiny."
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"Everything is gonna be fine."
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"Okay."
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"[breathes deeply]"
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"Come on, Ricky. Come on, Ricky."
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"You're a big -- You're a big boy."
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"Those are two blokes"
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"who was in the next cell to me."
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"Well, I think on some level, it's very simple"
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"and just some marker, I guess, is what you used."
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"No, no, no. That's my own feces."
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"This is your own fec-- Okay, I apologize."
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"I didn't realize we were exactly -- Okay."
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"different characters,"
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"in terms of their facial expressions. They did."
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"Did you show these guys this?"
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"Yeah, I did."
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"He loved it."
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"So I collected..."
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"collected it from my cell mate."
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"his -- his phallus... Mm-hmm."
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"while I was doing it."
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"Oh, he wasn't aware? Wow. Okay."
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"You know, he -- he -- he reaped his revenge on me"
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"How did he reap his revenge, if I might inquire?"
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"I'm sorry you had to endure that."
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"On the plus side, though, it did give me some red paint"
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"that I used for another piece."
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"a world-famous artist just by using my shit and cum."
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"Am I?"
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"You know, I mean, I hesitate to use the word,"
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"because I don't mean to burden you,"
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"you know, it's indicative of a sort of genius."
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"What?"
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"Christy, as an artist, I find you very inspiring,"
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"Well, let's -- let's get busy."
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"Do you mind excusing me for a moment?"
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"Be back."
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"Well, I guess this is the part"
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"where the art gets made. [door opens, closes]"
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"Who knew the world was capable"
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"paradoxical juxtapositions?"
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"[blows]"
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"That's -- That's pretty spot-on."
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"except for the medium."
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"This brush here, I'm actually collecting pubes"
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"from different artists."
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"Uh... [laughs]"
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"if you would give even one hair to that."
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"And the -- the -- the pubic hairs"
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"that are on there -- Okay, I'll give you one. Sure."
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"Right now?"
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"So -- Let's try to get a good one here."
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"I offered. You didn't ask."
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"Wait a minute. It's -- I might be able to get a little better."
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"Let me try here. Yeah."
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"But there's six beaut-- Okay, here we go."
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"Here's a nice... Oh, hold on."
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"My pleasure."
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"My name -- Colonel Erran Morad."
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"I am the terrorist terminator."
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"[gunshot]"
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"In America, there is big problem of shootings in schools."
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