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Clips from Who is America? - Episode #1.1 (S01E01)

"[President Kennedy] Ask not what your country can do for you."
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"[President Reagan] Mr. Gorbachev,"
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"tear down this wall!"
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"We are going to drain the swamp in Washington, D.C."
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"uh, from truthlibrary.org."
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"is, should I be paying taxes to make sure"
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"can live with dignity?"
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"This here scooter is to conserve my body's finite energy."
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"is, it's a land of opportunity."
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"that works for all of us, not just the one percent. But if people --"
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"Look, I -- And so you have 199,"
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"You have -- The 99% are in the one percent."
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"[Cain-N'Degeocello] Namaste."
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"And I'm a cisgender, white, heterosexual male,"
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"I managed to get out of bed."
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"with the hope of changing their racist and childish views,"
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"♪♪"
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"that nominated Mr. Trump and Mr. Pence."
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"I'm a staunch Republican. Mm."
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"The press needs to understand that Donald Trump understood"
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"that we needed to bring jobs back to America. Yes."
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"And he wants to make America great. Washington is a --"
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"In my household,"
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"[chanting in foreign language]"
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"Amen. Amen."
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"Amen."
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"household roles in our household,"
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"For example? I do all the laundry."
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"I usually -- Since she does all the cooking,"
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"which, my son, Harvey Milk,"
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"And, sure, she complains."
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"We guide them. We do not enforce them."
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"So, you have compliance cameras in the bathroom"
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"Honey, don't pass judgment."
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"So, w-we found that if we put a cloth on a chair,"
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"which we love. Well, I don't blame you."
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"Because we teach her about the bloodshed"
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"I do not want you to judge me for this,"
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"but there was a time"
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"I found it very difficult being cuckolded by Darwin."
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"A dolphin?"
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"I mean, if you could have seen me that first time"
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"And now we spend three months a year in Oahu."
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"in Laguna Beach, California."
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"No, not that long."
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"You know, I got put inside for a long time"
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"I mean, et cetera, et cetera. Right."
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"of my environment."
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"So I-I did a dirty protest."
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"The guards come in. They're furious."
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"And then the guard's about to rub it off, and he --"
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"he stops, and he goes, "Wait a minute. That's pretty good.""
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""Who done that?""
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"And I think, "Wait a minute."
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"of white and yellow and red"
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"Take a deep breath. Calm yourself."
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"You've got talent. You've got talent. Big boy."
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"in terms of it being a piece of cardboard,"
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"and turned it into a portrayal of life."
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"Uh, they -- they seem to definitely have"
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"Well, yeah, he was a burglar, and he was a kiddie fiddler."
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"And what was their response, if I might ask?"
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"He tried to stab me, because he said, "What?"
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"The white on that,"
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"I used about 85 lots of ejaculate to it."
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"I didn't have enough white paint."
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"Uh-huh."
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"Eventually, he found out..."
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"in a very brutal way."
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"He put a chair leg up my ass."
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"[sighs]"
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"I have moments of doubt where I think the only thing"
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"I think we're all mad,"
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"I-I actually feel inspiration coming."
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"Do you -- Keep producing."
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"of such oxymoronic,"
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"Wow."
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"Yeah, that's some of the cum."
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"Are you asking me for a sample?"
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"Well. I-I -- Just kidding."
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"No, no. Honestly, no, I would be honored"
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"I'll be honored. I'll be completely flattered."
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"If you could get a couple, you know."
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"However many you're comfortable with."
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"Really appreciate you doing that."
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"[speaking native language]"
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"The NRA want to arm the teachers."
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"They should be arming the children."
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"Yalla! Let's go!"
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"♪♪"
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"of America's schoolchildren,"
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"used to kill 20 children and six more adults,"
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"In America, there have been a lot of shootings in the school"
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"Well, they blame it on guns. [scoffs]"
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"We train them from the age 16 down to the age three."
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"If they haven't developed that yet,"
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"Oh, we killed -- We killed the bill. What?"
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"They tried to stop four-year-old children"
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"Yes. Yes."
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"at what they're doing, not three-year-olds"
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"So, I would like you to help me do instructional video"
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"Shalom, children."
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"My name Erran Morad."
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"I here to show you that guns, when used responsibly,"
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"can help keep you safe in your school."
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"and non-threatening like me."
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"and have them take a long nap."
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"If he has a big, fat tummy, point it there."
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"[laughs] Great!"
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"And, tots, you've got to learn"
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"Rocket Ship RPG will take you to the moon."
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"Make bang-bang."
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"♪ whimsical music plays ♪"
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"♪ Not the toes ♪"
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"[Erran] Now that I had a common-sense training video,"
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"for the Second Amendment right of toddlers"
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"to bear firearms at preschool."
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"So I met with lobbyist Larry Pratt,"
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"Do you think the liberals are using these school shootings"
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"We actually found out that, in schools,"
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