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Clips from Parks and Recreation - Galentine's Day (S02E02)

There is nothing to be nervous about.

"There is nothing to be nervous about."

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Have you got a bag or something? A what?

"Have you got a bag or something? A what?"

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All right.

"All right."

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Maybe, yeah.

"Maybe, yeah."

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I mean, here's the thing, though.

"I mean, here's the thing, though."

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My problem is I don't know how to tell if we're doing good.

"My problem is I don't know how to tell if we're doing good."

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Because when you play a rock show,

"Because when you play a rock show,"

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And you're like, "Oh! That must've sounded pretty good."

"And you're like, "Oh! That must've sounded pretty good.""

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Maybe we should... Yeah. Frank.

"Maybe we should... Yeah. Frank."

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You know, I might be crazy, but I have this weird suspicion

"You know, I might be crazy, but I have this weird suspicion"

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that things are going well with us.

"that things are going well with us."

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I feel the need to ask, how am I doing?

"I feel the need to ask, how am I doing?"

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No, I'm sort of serious.

"No, I'm sort of serious."

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On paper, this thing we have is pretty great.

"On paper, this thing we have is pretty great."

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Mark is a great boyfriend.

"Mark is a great boyfriend."

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I have no complaints at all. Everything is good.

"I have no complaints at all. Everything is good."

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So he freaked out a little bit.

"So he freaked out a little bit."

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How would that help her?

"How would that help her?"

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I don't like this. I don't think this is gonna work. I'm calling this off.

"I don't like this. I don't think this is gonna work. I'm calling this off."

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Come on. No, no, no. Look, we're here. Let's just see what happens.

"Come on. No, no, no. Look, we're here. Let's just see what happens."

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What happens is, I drive him home.

"What happens is, I drive him home."

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I'm breathing. Okay?

"I'm breathing. Okay?"

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So, what's the big surprise?

"So, what's the big surprise?"

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You gonna try to check me into an old folks home?

"You gonna try to check me into an old folks home?"

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One that we'd love to tell you over a cup of coffee,

"One that we'd love to tell you over a cup of coffee,"

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somewhere far from this place.

"somewhere far from this place."

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Frank.

"Frank."

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Sure.

"Sure."

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Oh, boy.

"Oh, boy."

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I'm gonna get some punch.

"I'm gonna get some punch."

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So, we look over, and he's not even in the car anymore.

"So, we look over, and he's not even in the car anymore."

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No. It's insane.

"No. It's insane."

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What does Leslie think about all this?

"What does Leslie think about all this?"

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Oh, God, Leslie. I don't even know.

"Oh, God, Leslie. I don't even know."

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Anyway, so, now he and Marlene

"Anyway, so, now he and Marlene"

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are off somewhere, doing God knows what.

"are off somewhere, doing God knows what."

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I don't wanna...

"I don't wanna..."

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You're suing me for alimony?

"You're suing me for alimony?"

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Yes.

"Yes."

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When we were married, I got accustomed to a certain lifestyle.

"When we were married, I got accustomed to a certain lifestyle."

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And I'm entitled to money to maintain that lifestyle.

"And I'm entitled to money to maintain that lifestyle."

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Yeah, it's insane, but it's all I got.

"Yeah, it's insane, but it's all I got."

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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It's like Bizarro Land out there.

"It's like Bizarro Land out there."

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Well, what do you expect, you know.

"Well, what do you expect, you know."

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Well, I'm glad you like it.

"Well, I'm glad you like it."

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You were always a big supporter of the band.

"You were always a big supporter of the band."

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Ludgate, cracking the whip.

"Ludgate, cracking the whip."

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So get up there. No, you're right. Okay.

"So get up there. No, you're right. Okay."

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Hey, you should play that song The Way You Look Tonight.

"Hey, you should play that song The Way You Look Tonight."

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Hmm.

"Hmm."

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It's a good one.

"It's a good one."

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The next one's going out to a special little lady named April Ludgate.

"The next one's going out to a special little lady named April Ludgate."

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And the way you look tonight

"And the way you look tonight"

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And here I am, 40 years later, completely unemployed.

"And here I am, 40 years later, completely unemployed."

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And the world is cold

"And the world is cold"

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I will feel a glow

"I will feel a glow"

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I'm so sorry we brought him here.

"I'm so sorry we brought him here."

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Oh, it's okay.

"Oh, it's okay."

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It was very thoughtful, sweetheart.

"It was very thoughtful, sweetheart."

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It's not your fault that he turned out to be...

"It's not your fault that he turned out to be..."

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blew it.

"blew it."

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Take one last look, Marlene, because you'll never see this body again.

"Take one last look, Marlene, because you'll never see this body again."

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Tell me everything. I want every detail.

"Tell me everything. I want every detail."

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God, why does everything we do

"God, why does everything we do"

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have to be cloaked in, like, 15 layers of irony?

"have to be cloaked in, like, 15 layers of irony?"

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Ever since you've been hanging out with that meathead,

"Ever since you've been hanging out with that meathead,"

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Fine, then you can't make out with me when you're drunk anymore.

"Fine, then you can't make out with me when you're drunk anymore."

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I've got you

"I've got you"

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Everything okay, Knope?

"Everything okay, Knope?"

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and there's a lot of things about him I like.

"and there's a lot of things about him I like."

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I don't know. There's something about the way

"I don't know. There's something about the way"

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puts them in his scrapbook, and moves on.

"puts them in his scrapbook, and moves on."

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Basically, Leslie, he's selfish.

"Basically, Leslie, he's selfish."

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Duke, can I have your autograph? I love your music.

"Duke, can I have your autograph? I love your music."

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You're mistaken, ladies. Move along.

"You're mistaken, ladies. Move along."

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Yeah. Go Mouse Rat.

"Yeah. Go Mouse Rat."

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What? Wait. Who's Dean Martin?

"What? Wait. Who's Dean Martin?"

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Nailed the gig.

"Nailed the gig."

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We're gonna see each other all the time.

"We're gonna see each other all the time."

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No. You guys can't break up. We can fix this. Let me talk to Leslie.

"No. You guys can't break up. We can fix this. Let me talk to Leslie."

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Tom, it's over. She doesn't wanna see me anymore.

"Tom, it's over. She doesn't wanna see me anymore."

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Is it my fault? Did I do something wrong?

"Is it my fault? Did I do something wrong?"

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No.

"No."

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Can we still go suit shopping?

"Can we still go suit shopping?"

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Of course.

"Of course."

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All right.

"All right."

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Those guys get all the action.

"Those guys get all the action."

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then abort the mission.

"then abort the mission."

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being in a relationship with you would totally pay off.

"being in a relationship with you would totally pay off."

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And I bought him some other things that humans usually use, like shampoo.

"And I bought him some other things that humans usually use, like shampoo."

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Oh! Justin's not here.

"Oh! Justin's not here."

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It isn't just a job, gang, we're gonna learn a lot from these seniors.

"It isn't just a job, gang, we're gonna learn a lot from these seniors."

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You've met my wife, Gayle, many times.

"You've met my wife, Gayle, many times."

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You wanted to talk?

"You wanted to talk?"

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I don't know about these old fogy songs, Leslie.

"I don't know about these old fogy songs, Leslie."

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Think of it this way. These songs are exactly

"Think of it this way. These songs are exactly"

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All right, guys.

"All right, guys."

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We're gonna go pick him up. We're gonna reunite them on Valentine's Day.

"We're gonna go pick him up. We're gonna reunite them on Valentine's Day."

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I love bears in bags.

"I love bears in bags."

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That would be amazing.

"That would be amazing."

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What if I told you that you could reunite Romeo and Juliet?

"What if I told you that you could reunite Romeo and Juliet?"

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Did that work out?

"Did that work out?"

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if your mother had married me.

"if your mother had married me."

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Frank? Frank, are you okay?

"Frank? Frank, are you okay?"

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I'm fine. I'm good.

"I'm fine. I'm good."

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You like potato and I like potahto

"You like potato and I like potahto"

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Let's call the whole thing off.

"Let's call the whole thing off."

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Maybe if you sang it like Louis Armstrong.

"Maybe if you sang it like Louis Armstrong."

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But having never been in something like this before,

"But having never been in something like this before,"

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Come on.

"Come on."

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He's a loon, Justin.

"He's a loon, Justin."

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I mean, I don't know why you're pushing.

"I mean, I don't know why you're pushing."

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Why do you want him to spend time with my mom?

"Why do you want him to spend time with my mom?"

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Now, look. You need to breathe.

"Now, look. You need to breathe."

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It's a long story.

"It's a long story."

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My gosh. I can't believe it's really you.

"My gosh. I can't believe it's really you."

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Oh, boy.

"Oh, boy."

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Excuse me. You guys are really adorable. It's really nice.

"Excuse me. You guys are really adorable. It's really nice."

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This is insane.

"This is insane."

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