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Clips from Parks and Recreation - Galentine's Day (S02E02)

"Oh!"
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"A mosaic portrait of each of you"
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"made from the crushed bottles of your favorite diet soda,"
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"What's Galentine's Day? Oh, it's only the best day of the year."
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"and we just come and kick it breakfast style. Ladies celebrating ladies."
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"It's like Lilith Fair minus the angst. Plus frittatas."
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"So to conclude our Galentine's Day breakfast,"
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"What's the story?"
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"It's the most romantic story ever."
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"Go, Mom, go."
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"and our family went on a vacation to Bermuda."
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"And he looked down at me and he said,"
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""Are you okay?""
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"And I looked up at him and I said, "I am now.""
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"So they sneak out to meet each other and walk on the beach."
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"to marry him and move to Illinois."
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"But her parents thought she was too young, so she said no."
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"And then they lost touch, and a few years later she met my dad."
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"I gotta take one of those lifeguard courses."
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"Am I right, Justin? We gotta find this guy."
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"Frank? He's probably married or dead."
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"What's the difference? Am I right, Justin?"
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"I think Justin's right. You should let him do this."
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"Okay. Do it. But if you find him and he's weird,"
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"like a ventriloquist, or a puppeteer,"
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"Absolutely. Absolutely."
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"Aw!"
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"I knew, eventually, somehow,"
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"Troops, gather around. Great news."
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"is tomorrow, from 5:00 to 9:00."
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"Some of them have been married for half a century."
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"and they will be available whenever needed."
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"I didn't volunteer."
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"Yeah, too bad. You got drafted."
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"Terminator."
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"This meeting has been terminated."
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"Where am I going?"
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"Well, hello there."
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"Yes, I do."
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"Have a seat."
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"Yeah, well, Jay-Z doesn't have to perform surgery in an hour."
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"Okay, fine. Well, this is for you."
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"Oh!"
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"Well, it's almost Valentine's Day,"
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"so I thought it would be a good day to tell you that..."
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"Okay. Let me just stop you right there."
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"Look, Tommy,"
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"I just want you to know I'm so grateful for everything you did for me,"
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"but I only see us as friends."
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"but there's something between us."
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"I just don't feel that way about you."
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"Each time I do"
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"Just the thought of you makes me stop before I begin"
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"All right. You guys sound ready for the dance tomorrow."
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"Bottom line, it's called Sex Hair."
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"'cause of how their hair gets matted up in the back. It's awesome."
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"like the songs you usually play,"
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"they're old jazzy standards from the '40s."
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"Okay, yeah. You got a point."
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"Yeah. You're gonna do great."
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"Andy, I've been here for half an hour."
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"Found him."
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"Frank Beckerson, 63."
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"Ron, I need a half a day off for a secret mission of love."
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"Justin and I need to go on a romantically-inspired road trip."
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"So it is a nooner?"
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"That's... No, Leslie, that is not a nooner."
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"I tracked down this old flame of Leslie's mom."
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"Is that a great story or what?"
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"Yeah, great story indeed."
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"Enjoy your half day off."
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"Thank you."
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"Pick you up tomorrow around noon."
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"Explain it to her later."
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"Explain what?"
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"Happy Valentine's Day."
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"Well, you will like this, then."
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"Because this is a giant teddy bear holding a red heart."
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"Aw! Festive. What's this? Oh, I don't know."
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"It's a heart-shaped box of chocolates."
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"That's a dozen red roses in a heart-shaped arrangement."
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"See that? Perfume. For the lady. Yeah. Ooh! Ooh!"
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"Finally, The Heart of the Ocean."
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"Gorgeous."
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"I never had a chance to get a girl a clichéd Valentine's Day gift before."
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"So I got you all of them."
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"Thank you. That was very sweet."
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"Do you think they'll get married?"
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"Pop? Poppy? Paw-Paw?"
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"Hey. You never know."
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"I'm gonna call him "Poo-Paw.""
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"How often do you get to reunite soul mates?"
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"Or Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston?"
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"Oh, Jen. I really want you to be happy."
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"Stay away from John Mayer."
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"I feel like I've known him my whole life."
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"Frank?"
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"Oh, no. Poo-Paw. Poo-Paw, no. I'm not Marlene."
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"Oh! So sorry. I should really wear my glasses. Come on in."
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"Frank, I was wondering."
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"My mom always said that you wanted to be a lawyer."
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"No. Never did."
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"Oh! I found some old pictures of Marlene and me. Look."
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"Look how young she is."
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"These are amazing."
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"Probably shouldn't show you this one."
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"Your mom was such a firecracker. Smart, funny, sharp as a tack."
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"Such firm breasts."
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"I'm gonna throw up real quick and then we can leave."
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"Hi. Hi."
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"Valentine's bash at The Bulge tonight."
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"We can get you a drink bracelet."
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"I guess. I don't know why you would want to."
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"Yeah, it'll be like The Golden Girls."
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"I have to go get ready."
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"So, Frank, where have you been for the past 40 years?"
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"Oh! You know, here and there. You know? Grenada, for a while."
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"Then Panama, then Afghanistan."
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"So you were in the military? Nope."
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"You know, I always wonder how different my life would've been"
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