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Clips from The Office - Junior Salesman (S09E09)

"Well, the joke's on them."
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"I live right next to the tow yard."
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"All they did was save me some gas."
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"Hey, man, we get how difficult this is."
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"or Gabor, or Melvina--"
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"Or none of you. [Chuckles]"
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"put us through the wringer, and then choose none of us."
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"Can you imagine how insulting that would be?"
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"The contempt that a person like that would have to have for you."
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"I could start Monday."
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"Ahh, I love staring off in one direction."
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"If I'm not looking south, I'm not livin'."
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"That's what I always say."
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"help make this decision since they'll be sitting"
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"at your desk, next to your wife."
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"Aah!"
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"God, that sucks! Aah!"
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"What are you gonna do?"
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"Your friends not turning out to be as great as you thought?"
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"Not even Gabor?"
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"I guess I just have higher standards"
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"for my work colleagues than for my friends."
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"I just couldn't picture any of them in the old gold and gray."
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"Summer. Winter."
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"Well, I, for one, was amazed"
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"- Yes. Thank you. - Amazed."
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"And we had to go with none of you."
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"- I'm sorry? - What?"
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"Well, you know, Wallace put me in charge,"
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"Wow. So much crap."
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"It's just a load of BC."
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"that I really wanna keep."
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"toilet paper his house or whatever."
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"No. We get it."
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"Thanks so much for the opportunity, Dwight."
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"No, wait. Do open them."
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"Rolf, come on. Guys, it wasn't my choice!"
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"Gabor, Gabor."
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"Well, my day's shot."
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"to start a slow roast and too early for a Swanson's."
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"I got it. Paintball."
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"Oh, that sounds awesome."
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"Can we wait till I get off work?"
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"All right. I think that went well."
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"So, uh, if you just take a look at this,"
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"and then that'll print out-- hey."
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"Meet your new desk mate."
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"- What's up, good-lookin'? - Oh, cool."
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"Hey, Clark."
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"It took me all day to pull this off,"
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"Yeah, I guess."
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"I mean, I kinda liked my old desk mate."
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"- I'll call you when I get there - All right. Bye.."
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"All right. Take care of my wife."
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"_"
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"_"
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"They say that everyone outgrows their friends"
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"at some point in their lives."
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"Well, I just outgrew them all in the span of three hours."
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"- You want anything? - I'm good."
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"You gotta be this cool for coffee."
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"[Scoffs]"
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"Hey, Dwight."
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"Who, me?"
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"Us."
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"Absolutely, I do."
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"[Giggles] Okay."
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"Okay, here."
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"Okay, so the next time he goes to the bathroom,"
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"I'll distract him, you take that."
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"Oh, that's great. [Shushes]"
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"Welcome to the club, pig! [Laughs]"
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"No, it does matter who ends up sitting next to Pam when I'm gone."
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"I spent all those years looking at Pam,"
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"and I fell in love."
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"So, that stuff matters. Definitely does."
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"in nine years of miking you. [Phone rings]"
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"Ballers only."
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"Oh, yes, I did."
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"Wow."
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"like an animal."
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"You know, I thought this was an office, not the thunderdome."
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"A ton of things can happen in that amount of time,"
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"Luckily, my partners have a fix--"
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"I hope you like Norwegian black metal,"
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"I'm sure he's just nervous."
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"What are your credentials?"
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"Well, they can't all be winners."
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"Do people like sitting next to you?"
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"You don't listen to it at all because we're at work,"
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"- You know what, Dwight? - ...and anoth--"
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"What quality would make you a good sales associate?"
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"You know we live together, right?"
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"go to work, ever."
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"[Door slams]"
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"that I had already moved out,"
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"because I-I can't stay out of her stuff."
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"Turned out it was a conman"
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"Night hearing."
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"for the next 20 years."
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"Hey, Jim? I thought our call was for later."
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"Dwight has brought in a bunch of real weirdos."
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"And don't lie. I can tell if you're lying."
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"and, frankly, killing it lately."
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"Why don't you go up and get one?"
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"[Hand dryer whirring]"
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"I find talent an attractive quality in a friend."
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"Man, how cool is it gonna be when I start working here?"
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"Ah, that goof."
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"So, wow."
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"I do that myself now."
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"I'm wondering if I should move my car."
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"Yeah. You'd bring us all down here,"
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"Jungle. Formal."
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"And I gotta say, this was a tough decision."
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"- Okay. - Let's just go, you guys."
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"Okay."
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"I will be back."
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"[Laughs]"
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"between a slaughterhouse and a rendering plant?"
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