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Clips from Broad City (2014) - Fattest Asses (S01E01)

"Did you, like, cry, when he died?"
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"Can I be honest with you?"
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"have any more tears left in me."
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"Oh, my God."
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"He was like my best friend, you know?"
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"And my worst enemy."
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"You know what?"
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"We should go up to the roof, the view is sick."
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"Okay."
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"Oh, my God, what the..."
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"Holy shit! What?"
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"What'd you guys think?"
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"That we were just gonna, like, make out up here all together?"
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"I gotta take this gorgeous girl"
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"up to see my gorgeous view."
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"Yeah, it's the best part of our apartment,"
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"so we were both just taking advantage of the... the view."
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"Let me talk to you."
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"I don't know, I mean..."
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"Ilana, he swore to God."
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"No, I'm not Christian, but I respect"
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"swearing to some... higher..."
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"Why, do you want to leave?"
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"No, no, I want to stay."
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"Yeah, I know you don't like the word "horny.""
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"but I'm not a big fan of "hard," either, for a lady."
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"Listen, I think that this was just"
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"a big misunderstanding."
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"All right. Okay, that's fine."
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"We're in. We're done."
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"All right, we're back in? Yeah!"
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"Oh, your beard, oh, my God."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Oh."
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"Watermelon?"
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"You're sweet like candy."
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"No, you are."
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"Wait, wait."
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"I don't want to do, like, a full circle thing."
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"Hey, bro. Hey."
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"Not from you, just from the bar and the..."
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"Hey, shut up."
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"I love smelly girls."
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"Oh, my God. Oh, my God!"
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"What are you doing? Guys, guys."
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"This is just a hilarious coincidence."
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"Oh, God! No, we are not going with it."
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"You suck! You're kidding me!"
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"You asses! Insane."
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"Of course you're not supposed to go home with DJs."
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"Ow! Or roommates."
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"You got my hair, you got my hair."
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"Don't rip it, I still want to return this."
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"Oh, well, well, well."
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"What's happening here?"
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"I mean, maybe I should just do J-Date or something."
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"Just, like, you can't meet people"
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"Kill us."
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"Hold on a second, there's an elevator?"
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"Get away!"
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"We were so close. I know."
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"Ugh. You know what, though?"
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"I have to be back in the office in six hours."
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"What a waste."
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"Thanks a lot, Halliburton."
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"What does Halliburton have to do with your work?"
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"Agreed. You know, with bells and whistles."
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"Meanwhile, if they'd just been direct,"
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"we would have been down and open-minded..."
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"We would not have been down."
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"I would not have done that."
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"I mean an orgy in a non-sexual way."
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"What's an Arc de Triomphe?"
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"And they're butt to butt and then you and I do Oprah hands."
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"We just stare at each other, right?"
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"As the dudes go down on us at the same time?"
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"Yeah, exactly. So we're making a lot of eye contact."
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"Exactly, it's like a feminism thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah."
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"Been a long time."
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"♪ Four and three and two and one-one ♪"
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"Excuse me."
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"Constipation or diarrhea?"
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"Do it! Push it!"
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"And a mind, dude."
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"You have to take it down. Hey, come on."
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"it's gonna be me."
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"It's 30 days."
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"From NYU."
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"See ya."
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"Out of the way, clavicle."
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"We all are. Oh, hundred percent, bro."
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"♪ I can make you hot like 600 degrees ♪"
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"♪ She a sexy little thing Miss Cindy ♪"
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"Oh my God, oh, oh, my God."
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"Beard, where your room at?"
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"Right back there on the right. Oh, God, finally."
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"I want to take this slow."
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"Are you kidding me?"
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"I just came up here 'cause the view is so beautiful, like you."
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"I swear to God, dudes, this was an honest mistake."
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"Yeah, that's good."
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"I know, maybe we should just go with it."
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"you sick!"
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"Three out of 12 is still a respectable number."
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"Totally non-sexual."
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"That'd be hot."
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"and it just had baby turtles."
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"Good job today."
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"Okay, there's these, like, DJs and they're,"
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"What are you, a Christian, dude?"
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"We're the sexiest girls here."
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"From here on out, I am stepping it up."
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"Totally."
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"It's kind of super slow."
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"You are sweet..."
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"and take all the staples out of these?"
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"Can you guys play something else?"
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"I... I don't know."
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"Come on, pussies!"
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"It's the same piece of paper."
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