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Clips from Broad City (2014) - Fattest Asses (S01E01)

"Hi, Galina, hey Tatiana."
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"Okay, this may hurt."
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"Oh... kay."
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"First voice message."
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"What about an umbrella, but it's connected to your clothes,"
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"so you don't have to hold it?"
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"Hey, girl, there's, like, piss and blood on it."
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"Okay, sorry to bother you, bye!"
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"but you're welcome to stay and have an hour"
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"I can't believe this."
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"If I don't slide, my flaps will come back."
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"Hey, guys, listen."
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"I recognize you."
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"You clean the locker room."
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"It'd be such a rush of power to experience that."
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"It'd be wonderful. I totally agree."
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"Sorry, I'm so sorry."
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"You, , ready to slide and glide?"
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"Let's go for some magic gliders!"
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"Constipation, I think."
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"You took an hour-and- 48-minute break."
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"All good points by Nicole."
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"I want to reiterate that no one asked you to do that."
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"The same piece of paper."
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"You know what? I'll just unstaple it."
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"Honestly, I do it to buy myself some time because"
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"Today I got eight e-mails."
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"Speaking of that, you have to start using"
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"your company e-mail address."
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"Hey, Trey?"
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"I know you're not working today,"
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"Oh, I love him."
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"Come on, it's my job to improve morale."
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"No, it is your job to do sales."
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"What? I know, I know."
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"So she invited me to this, like, SoHo rooftop party"
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"I need this. No, no, no, I want to go."
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"I'm in. Really?"
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"a whole rigamarole to get you to... No, no, no."
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"No, I look like vanilla."
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"That'll be $438."
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"What is your return policy?"
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"Yeah, I mean, look at all these fashion chic basic bitches."
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"Ilana."
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"Damn, we are so hot right now."
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"You know, sometimes I feel, like, a million miles"
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"away from the office."
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"I'm not a robot."
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"Yes, hi."
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"What can I get you?"
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"Um, I don't know, what are the drinks?"
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"but I would recommend "The sex trafficking"
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"What tsunami?"
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"Forward thinking, I guess, then. Or corruption."
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"Can I interest anyone in a dose of reality?"
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"Would you like another?"
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"You know what? I would. Yeah."
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"They're very good. They're really good."
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"Just now a child in South Amer..."
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"Well, you're the first people to actually want a second."
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"Wait! Um, uh, right now..."
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"This is the men's room."
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"Adoy!"
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"Occupied."
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"What the hell?"
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"What do we have here?"
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"Hey."
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"so that's probably not gonna happen."
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"All right. You know what?"
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"We can probably find something for you."
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"Thanks. You grant wishes?"
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"You've only done coke once?"
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"You're right. Damn right I'm right."
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"Life is infinite, you know?"
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"I'm a collector of experiences."
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"♪ Your knees twist"
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"♪ What I mean is make the pole bounce ♪"
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"♪ You down use the town... ♪"
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"♪ She a sexy little thing... ♪"
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"Oh, man, look at this spot I got."
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"What kind of lotion do you use?"
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"No, not really. No, no, no, it's a playlist on shuffle."
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"We can leave whenever we want."
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"I gotta say goodbye to all my friends."
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"Great."
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"Oh, my God."
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"I can't even believe I just did seven flights."
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"God, just hold on."
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"A lot of flights."
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"Nice backpack."
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"Yeah? Okay."
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"That's dope."
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"What is this?"
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"He's dead and this is the last thing of his I have."
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"Sometimes I sleep in it, you know,"
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"it just reminds you of him."
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"Would you put it on?"
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"Were you, like, close with him?"
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"Please."
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"I cried so hard I thought I didn't"
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"Wait, wait, wait, wait."
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"It's gonna take a long time to get my dress off,"
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"so that's gonna..."
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"It sounds super sexy and romantic."
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"So romantic."
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"I just don't really understand."
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"No!"
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"I'm, like, so hard right now."
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"Ew, you're hard?"
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"No, I don't like the word "horny,""
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"We understand, it's a coincidence."
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"You're not creepy, you're cute."
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"Okay."
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"I eat sour straws like every day."
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"You are. I'm what?"
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"Oh, okay, okay."
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"Shower's all set, you ready to go?"
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"Yeah, awesome."
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"I feel so gross."
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"What are you doing?"
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