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Clips from Broad City (2014) - The Last Supper (S01E01)

"John, I told you when we met that I hate music."
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"Everybody can tell that you're stoned."
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"Smoke all the weed you want, bro. How dare you!"
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"You know what? I'll cancel the cable,"
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"I need a 42."
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"Here is the shellfish medley."
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"I'm really excited for you guys to try this."
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"We have crab three ways and lobster nine ways."
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"I know I can't really sing."
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"Yeah, so did I,"
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"for my birthday and I peed out a condom."
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"Did you not notice that you were missing a condom?"
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"I heard you."
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"I took it off. I thought you saw."
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"No, I didn't see that."
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"Because, like a lady,"
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"I keep my eyes closed when I make love."
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"'cause I'm not sure about anything."
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"so I gotta go deal with that,"
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"and you need to deal with me dealing with that."
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"All right, well, maybe I'll talk to you soon."
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"You will."
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"Seafood turducken."
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"We have a small Maine clam"
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"suck on those legs a little longer, so..."
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"Hey, this is what living on the edge looks like."
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"It's not that bad. I could still wink, see?"
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"I'm just pacing myself for that lava cake."
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"celebrating your birthday, okay?"
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"Yeah, and for my birthday"
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"And then my throat's gonna start to close up"
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"From my clutch. Durr!"
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"You know, stop trying to change the subject."
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"Okay, so, it turns out that, um,"
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"What?!"
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"which means that..."
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"Normally, I would be overjoyed"
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"that you had sex twice in one week."
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"Not only are we talking STDs here,"
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"would love to lock you down with an unexpected pregnancy."
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"All right, the Alaskan king crab stew."
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"And I do hope you ladies enjoy it."
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"Thank you so much, John."
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"Eww."
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"No, enough. Hey, two more bites. It is so expensive."
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"Ilana, stop eating-- okay."
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"Aah! God!"
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"I stabbed myself."
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"Whoo!"
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"What's going on?"
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"It's my birthday, I'm the king of the world!"
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"Wait, wait."
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"26, 26!"
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"Why don't you have the ambulance"
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"I'm king of the world!"
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"Yes."
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"You know what I was thinking about?"
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"I have no clue."
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"to actually get to it."
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"I think we need to make some edits."
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"Why? What's on there?"
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"I just want to, like, lay with, like, a lot of pugs."
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"You know?"
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"Do heroin under the aurora borealis."
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"Okay, so none of those can go."
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"Good luck editing."
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"What are some of mine? Okay."
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"Make your own Passover Seder."
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"Who knew?"
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"Mr. Rosenberg?"
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"Blue team to the ER."
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"Draw four units of ACE inhibitors."
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"60 over 30."
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"One milligram of epinephrine in."
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"Get the pads."
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"Paddles charging, clear."
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"Time of death, 2:47 AM."
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"To be one?"
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"Huh."
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"All right, I'll add it to the list."
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"I'm just gonna say it."
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"pee out a condom, go to the hospital."
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"Okay, it will be, except"
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"I will be imposing the strictest condom policies."
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"Deal? No deal."
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"Howie Mandel."
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"We play this game, it is hysterical."
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"Who is the grossest person"
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"you still kind of want to have sex with?"
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"Oh, okay, well, mine would--"
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"Mine would obviously-- It just, um, it can't be a cartoon."
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"Okay..."
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"Mmm... O.J."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"He was a 10. No, no, no."
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"He was on the cover of magazines and stuff."
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"and you've never played this before."
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"I have never even thought of a murderer."
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"Okay, how about you?"
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"That's so gross, but I feel like"
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"he cuts off his breathing so much"
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"He would let me do anything."
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"Yeah, he would, like, pull out a tooth or something."
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"Anything you want to do to David Blaine"
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"But my newest one is, um, the Six Flags guy."
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"Yeah, he's like..."
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"No way, he's like..."
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"Oh, my God, I can't believe you can do that in heels."
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"He does that with his arms."
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"We've got to go back to O.J."
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"Like, get away!"
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"I can't believe you're into that."
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"I thought we were rating them on dick size."
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"Abbi, why wouldn't we be rating them on dick size?"
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"If you train your eyes, you can see their religion."
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"Seven."
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"♪ Four and three and two and one ♪"
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"I'm gonna have a high high-end year."
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"for my birthday."
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"I feel amazing. Give me a spin."
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