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Clips from Broad City (2014) - The Last Supper (S01E01)

"Okay."
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"I hope he's, like, seven inches max."
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"Why would we be rating them on dick size?"
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"Those b-ball shorts are God's gift."
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"I haven't eaten a thing in the past 36 hours"
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"I've been overeating this week"
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"We are on celebration..."
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"May I take your coats?"
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"Here you go."
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"It looks like you may be cold."
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"You look amazing. You look amazing."
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"Oof! Oof! Love it."
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"to be seated at their table."
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"and where did Jay sit exactly?"
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"Gluten, which I think is like an adult human thing"
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"across the board-- No."
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"It is a local pureed chard"
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"Okay. Once again..."
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"Oh, thank you."
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"He's tall and he's bilingual?"
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"He probably has a French press"
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"You're bad-mouthing me to Anton now?"
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"You cannot find one minute"
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"to go pick my sister up at the airport?"
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"My sister is an ex-junkie, John, okay?"
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"And here's your amuse-bouche."
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"It is, right?"
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"which for me, you know, is incredible sex."
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"For most."
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"You know what? I gotta pee."
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"I just want to thank you for your service"
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"I just peed out a condom."
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"No, don't, I'm not fancy, I'm disgusting."
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"Hey, it's 2014."
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"Hi, would you mind making sure"
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"Thank you."
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"Yeah, well, I shouldn't have tried"
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"to throw myself a surprise party."
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"You should have tried. It was a mistake."
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"Yeah, but... you know."
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"You know what I've been thinking about?"
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"but... you will one day."
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"You know, that Tramp was my first sexual crush."
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"Huh."
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"They left your clams."
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"I'm a little allergic to shellfish."
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"You don't know everything about me."
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"that I want to put my fist"
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"He's so classy."
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"Mario, we see you in the corner."
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"Don't listen to her, Mario."
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"then have fun figuring out"
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"Get in my belly!"
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"Oh, man."
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"Mmm, but I feel like if I had, like, private lessons"
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"and learned how to, like, really breathe,"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"But don't repeat that to anybody."
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"I won't."
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"Pick it up. Tell him..."
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"You get it, girl."
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"Ohh! What?"
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"We didn't use a condom--"
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"What do you mean we didn't use a condom?"
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"No, I'm not sure,"
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"Well, you do what you got to do, girl."
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"inside the mouth of a lobster"
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"Seafood paradise."
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"Thanks so much."
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"But honestly, I know my limit."
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"Okay, you've absolutely reached the limit."
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"Abbi, I am a veteran of this game."
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"of shellfish left in me. I feel it."
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"It's not a big deal."
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"So you planned on having me stab you with an epi pen?"
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"he wasn't wearing a condom last night."
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"there was a condom in my person for four days."
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"Okay, I could have sworn that he was--"
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"I can't even imagine how many dudes"
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"I mean, what do you think--"
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"Ilana, stop, that's enough."
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"Come on, take this pen. Hey!"
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"Ilana, I got you, girl."
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"to Octavia restaurant, please."
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"Because you're a crazy person."
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"Mm-hmm. Unbelievable."
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"Abbi, you are the love of my... life."
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"We got this."
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"Okay."
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"Yes. We let it go for too long."
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"I have them, I'll pull them up."
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"Okay, mine - own an elliptical."
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"Go to a pug farm."
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"Hello. Okay."
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"You did that tonight. Ohh."
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"Mr. Rosenberg. He's not breathing."
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"Patient not responsive."
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"You know what another one of mine is?"
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"I'd actually love a crack at every race."
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"First night of my 26th year--"
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"I think that that means that this year is just gonna be really--"
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"From now on, you will be sending me a picture"
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"Oh, my God."
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"Wait, your mom has a gross sex list?"
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"Okay. Well..."
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"Dude, in his day, he was a solid man."
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"I'm just, like, floored by what a good answer that is"
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"David Blaine?!"
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"he's gotta be uninhibited."
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"he'll let you do."
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"I'd, like, penetrate him."
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"He's like-- Right off the bus?"
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"But, like, a lot faster."
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"No way! 5 1/2, tops."
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"Ouch! Okay, that's harsh, right?"
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"No, that's what I like about it."
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"He's a 10. I mean, look at him."
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"Eww, dude, a 10?!"
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"It's all I can see."
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"your staring is making some of the guys feel uncomfortable."
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