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Clips from American Dad! - American Stepdad (S08E08)

"♪ I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪"
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"♪ The sun in the sky has a smile on his face ♪"
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"I can never get them."
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"Your mom called."
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"Have mercy..."
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"Now, please join me in the banquet hall"
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"that's not tied down."
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"Wait, you're out of money?"
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"Sorry, bro. Mom's family."
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"But I'm family, too! You just called me bro!"
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"Family is your siblings, your kids, or most importantly,"
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"either sexually or as a fetus."
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"You know, this might be the seventh best bike ride"
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"I wonder what happened."
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"by Randy Scott Knobson,"
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"Yeah."
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"No, Mom, the Golden Globes are unnecessary."
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"Nobody's safe!"
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"(gasps) A nobody?!"
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"Nobody! (sobbing)"
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"What are we doing? This is crazy."
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""There's not a soul around..."
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"(can pops)"
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"(guzzling)"
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""Interior."
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""Crazy awesome mansion."
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"ALL: Whoa!"
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"Jeff?"
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"What the hell are you doing?"
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"People hated it."
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"After all this time, I never get tired of telling our story."
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"We both apparently love telling this story."
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"I thought I was just gonna do it on my own, but, oh well."
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"In addition to both of us loving tea,"
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"it turns out Betty and I are also both huge fans"
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"I'll miss you!"
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"I'll miss you more!"
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"to share it with some old lady I didn't even love?"
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"To happy endings."
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"He's a manipulative sociopath."
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"It's okay, Betts."
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"Big family changes are often hardest on the children."
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"to have you and Francine over for dinner tonight."
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"Well, you can just forget--"
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"Maybe it's a typo."
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"I'll just flip ahead.."
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"extremely graphic gay sex scenes."
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"Everything's changing."
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"(crickets chirping)"
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"I just want to say thank you"
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"Minimum."
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"Amen."
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"So, Stan, how was work today?"
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"It was fine! Okay?!"
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"(spits) Stan!"
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"Free country."
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"but the right is only at a four."
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"Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle."
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"I know. I was there."
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"That's why we're gonna cut those scenes out"
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"Yeah!"
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"Um, what about this scene where Dom and Brian hold hands"
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"We do that."
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"We're actually holding hands right now."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"If both guys keep their pants on, it stays in, okay?"
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"♪"
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"(both coughing)"
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"for our honeymoon."
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"(mimics): Mr. Yabo is taking me to Niagara Falls"
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"What?!"
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"And one day?"
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"Here, take our picture."
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"See ya, sport."
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"Ooh! I should load this onto Roger's computer as his wallpaper."
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"(squeals)"
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"Oh, my God..."
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"He's getting another toggle coat?!"
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"Nice try, boys,"
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"that make those movies so great."
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"and then edit it down for the theaters."
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"Okay, I need sexier, more danger."
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"Great! Now move over"
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"It's okay. I can make it!"
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"Man, that took forever...!"
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"Shut up! I saw your computer!"
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"Stan, he's not trying to kill me."
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"So I took out a life insurance policy on Tom."
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"And he's a nobody!"
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"I was wrong, Roger."
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"So, where is Betty now, anyway?"
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"We never hugged."
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"(whispers): Tons."
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"(upbeat march plays)"
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"♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪"
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"♪ Good... ♪ Good morning, USA"
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"Aah!"
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"Damn. Why can I never get straight lines?"
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"TERRY: Ralph Fiennes?!"
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"Ralph Fiennes is here?!"
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"No, I said "straight lines.""
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"Stan, I've got some terrible news."
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"For you or for me?"
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"For you. Damn."
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"Hercules died."
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"Oh. Big whoop, he's just my step dad."
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"I barely care about my real dad."
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"The only dad that's ever been kind to me is Father Time."
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"He's been most kind."
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"Quick, take a picture before I blow out my rectum!"
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"Aah, too late!"
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"What are they putting him in?"
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"Oh, Hercules always wanted to be buried in a Spani-coffina."
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"Oh, that's so jokey."
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"The eulogy will now be given by John Stamos,"
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"as famous fictional Greek character, Jesse Katsopolis."
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"(sobbing)"
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"for the Greek tradition of stealing everything"
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"Betty, that service was straight baller."
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"It must've cost a fortune."
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