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Clips from King of the Hill - Hank and the Great Glass Elevator (S05E05)

"Someone's got a birthday, I wonder who"
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"What do you think of the car, Hank? It's a convertible."
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"Come on, Hank."
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"you, Dale, and Boomhauer would be my dates."
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"Someone's got a birthday"
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"Delicious!"
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"[Pop music playing on car stereo]"
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"Dale!"
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"Hank, if you're steering, who's taking off your shirt?"
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"Charcoal?"
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"And no one ever will. Now, strip off your clothes..."
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"That's the couch where I slept."
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"Hello. I am Gribble of the Gribble party."
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"This is an outrage. How do you intend to placate me?"
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"Don't mind him. He's with the schoolmarm convention."
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"Hank, we're making a fort out of all our furniture."
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"You know, according to the hotel magazine..."
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"the lobby restaurant makes the best fajitas in town."
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"we can say we got new tires for the car."
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"- And it will be true. - Mom."
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"Hey, guys, wanna go hear Jerry Thomas play piano at the Starlight Lounge?"
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"The gal at the front desk said he was good."
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"Can we ever have a party you don't poop?"
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"and you just held up a sign saying, "Good game.""
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"it was the single greatest time I have ever had with my pants off."
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"Except for you, because you weren't part of it. Let's go!"
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"Mind if I butt in, birthday boy?"
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"Okay, let's go. Big smile, lots of energy."
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"Going Nil--"
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"Drop them in five, four..."
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"Perhaps you are unaware this is the club floor."
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"I had a teacher once that served during World War ll..."
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"He is on his way."
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"I commuted his sentence to dinner for two."
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"What I did to the Governor..."
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"if I ever lost my head and did something crazy."
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"but, you know, like a little smaller crazy."
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"Bobby, what are you doing to that steak?"
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"Yup."
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"What the hell is going on?"
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"Well, it's nuts, but she does have him showering."
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"He's the tackiest man in the United States Senate."
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"I christen thee the SS Fontaine Dela fur Dauterive."
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"[Bill sniffs sadly]"
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"I used to have kind of a taste for trash."
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""doesn't mean you own the salad bar. Get in line.""
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"No, I just thought you might like to join me at a Rangers game."
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"- I can go to the owner's box now. - She's a keeper."
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"I didn't know what it was."
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"Luanne asked me to hold it for her. I thought it was drugs."
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"You don't get the rich smoky flavor either."
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"Shut your mouth."
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"Bill Dauterive, Ann's date."
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"Come on, Billy. Wake up, snap out of it."
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"Governor Richards, Lenore."
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"Well, I should probably go vomit. Back in a jiff."
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"I think the question is, why did I ever leave?"
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"Showing up in the society pages with the Governor on your arm?"
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"You were king, and that stuck-up Filipino girl was queen..."
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"- And now I do. - Dang it, Bill."
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"Lenore showed up because you're on top of the world..."
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"Where was she when you couldn't stop eating out of that garbage can?"
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"What's his name? Mike."
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"and Ann Richards is hot."
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"Governor, can I ask you a personal question?"
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"Now, if you'll excuse me."
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"Can't a man get his own Ranger Dog?"
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"Yes, sir. Talk to you later. I love you."
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"I'm sorry."
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"It's over between us."
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"when your friend mooned me in that elevator."
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"Oh, my God! Bill's birthday party."
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"Hey, Peggy, just in time for a burger. What'll it be?"
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"Propane. it's always been propane."
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"That's an insult to propane and to you."
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"I'll just drive this down to the dump right now."
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"You lied, Mom."
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"I'm sorry, baby. I didn't get you anything."
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"Oh, no, that's okay. Your presence is my present."
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"I don't know. I'll ask her."
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"Lenore, you know, I've been thinking."
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"If I didn't care so much about you, I could ruin your life."
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"I've got to give the keynote at a Hells Angels rally."
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"I just came by to wish you a happy birthday."
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"No. You remembered."
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"Bill asked me to marry him."
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"LENORE: What are you doing in that woman's limo?"
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"LENORE: William Fontaine Delatur Dauterive."
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"- Does that mean we've still got a chance? - No."
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"[Singing] Someonefls got a birthday, I wander who"
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"Nothing says road trip like a convertible."
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"Except for a kite."
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"I can't just leave work 10 minutes early on a Friday afternoon."
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"You promised if I couldn't find a date for my birthday..."
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"No, I didn't."
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"I said we'd all go to Austin for the weekend."
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"Let's go! Let's get there."
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"I have a job as Assistant Manager of Strickland Propane."
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"My day begins at 9:00 and ends at 5:00, not 4:50."
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"[Singing] Someonefls got a birthday, I wander who"
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"Someone's got a birthday, I wonder who"
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"Someone's got a birthday, I wonder who"
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"Welcome to my end-of-semester party. I never thought finals would be over."
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"But by this time next week, they will be."
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"Little plastic swords instead of toothpicks. Very British."
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"This is the most delicious burger that I have ever eaten."
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"You've built it up so much, there's no way that burger can be that--"
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"You see? That's why you don't fly a kite in a car."
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"Who minds if I take off my shirt?"
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"Let's all switch shirts."
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"Luanne, you ran out of burgers and I think I know why."
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"They are delicious and we ate them all."
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"No problem. I'll just grill up some more."
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"put them in the washer and throw in some fish sticks."
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"I know this hotel."
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"It's where Lenore and I spent our honeymoon."
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"We requested four standard rooms on your kosher floor."
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"I'm sorry, sir. We don't have a kosher floor."
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"Would you knock it off, Dale?"
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"Sir, please, we don't discriminate against..."
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