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Clips from South Park - Douche and a Danish (S20E20)

"Oh, no. This was a terrible idea."
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"Because you're smart and funny, that's why."
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"I think that somehow trolling is playing a bigger part in this"
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"than anyone even realizes."
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"Randy: Every great empire reaches a point"
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"where going backward can seem more appealing than forward."
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"When the world is changing so fast,"
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"The new Star Wars was not as good as everyone thought it was."
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"It may seem fun to go back and recycle the past we loved."
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"But we end up with no sustenance."
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"but it's just a symptom of the same thing."
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"See, when a civilization has become so big,"
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"and that's when you get Memberberries."
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"They date back all the way to the Roman Empire."
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"Once too many Romans ate the Memberberries,"
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"there was no more growth."
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"Thought so, too, till I zoomed in."
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"Member?"
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"Instead of a fresh, new Star Wars, we want the old,"
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"just recycled and plopped in our tummies."
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"You almost make it sound like"
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"Does this look familiar?"
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"You really should see it."
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"This was sent on a VHS."
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"Put it on the screen."
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"we know that you've been the victim of trolling."
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"but she's really smart and really funny."
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"Stop it. No, I'm not."
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"I have an idea."
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"I might be able to figure out the source of who trolled you last night."
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"♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪"
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"At least he's not a z-z-zitty-faced girl."
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"Aren't we tired of being so divided at school?"
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"Eric tries to help, and you guys call him names?"
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"Heidi has really been hurt by all of this, you guys."
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"All right, sir. Don't be nervous for your speech."
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"Whoo!"
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"waiting in security 'cause of all the freakin' Muslims..."
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"[Cheers and applause]"
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"Ow!"
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"And the TSA security people all look like black thugs from the inner city."
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"between Muslims and Mexicans 'cause God knows I can't."
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"I stick my finger in this chick's asshole."
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"Oh, yeah, look, I guess some more broads are leaving."
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"after cheering for [bleep] all the immigrants?"
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"Are you sick of sexism and the bigotry?"
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"Then please help the Danish put an end to trolls."
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"[Singing continues]"
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"Boys are harassing girls"
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"Not now, Mr. Stotch! Put it away!"
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"Yeah, but the way you said it was actually way funnier, remember?"
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"We said to be careful how you talked about women!"
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"I don't know how we recover from this!"
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"What's going on?"
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"I was never gonna win in the first place."
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"We're fine. We don't need anything."
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"All right. Well, I just wanted to say thanks for choosing..."
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"No? All right, who can tell me what an adjective is?"
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"Thanks. You can go now. I'm back."
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"Who can... Who can tell me what an adjective is?"
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"They're gonna kill me! Children!"
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"and had a baby with a giant,"
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"We can't let these Danish pricks"
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"♪ Feeling hope now, feeling pride ♪"
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"and Denmark is gonna put an end to trolls."
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"Prepare for overreaction on my mark."
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"Next thing I know,"
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"I told people I could make the country great again,"
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"Member feeling safe?"
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"We did it! We did it!"
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"But how do we prove that to the rest of the world?"
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"Pokar du troollldt!"
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"Hey! Hey, buy a Danish for Denmark!"
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"Denmark got trolled last night. They left social media."
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"Oh, yeah? You guys [bleep] up all the frosting."
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"You assholes overcooked them!"
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"But it doesn't mean those old ideas are good for us now."
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"Well, that's important, too, I guess,"
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"it starts to get lazy,"
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"They're nothing new."
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"just eating and 'membering all the good stuff."
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"Simple ideas like a big man to protect us, keep us safe."
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"Sir! We've got a message from overseas."
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"So have we."
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"I'm not sure if you know my girlfriend, Heidi,"
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"Who the hell are these people?"
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"If this girl really is that smart and funny,"
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"we might have another shot here."
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"[Giggling] Oh, right, and you kept spilling it and everything."
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"##"
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"[Shouting]"
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"but there's still a great chance we can win the swing states."
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"[Cheering]"
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"[Singing in Danish]"
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"and girls are stereotyping all boys as..."
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"Let's, uh, get back our lessons on grammar, shall we?"
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"[Clears throat] Mr. Garrison."
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"- and there are several types of them... - Mr. Garrison."
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"I think there's more to Skankhunt."
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"♪ Put our differences aside ♪"
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"Get back here! You're acting like an idiot!"
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"after shocking claims were made about the Danish company LEGO"
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"The country is still reeling from the LEGO hoax story."
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"_"
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"You are, babe. Stop it."
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"Get everyone back inside."
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"I'm like, Oh, good, you're gonna protect us?"
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"- The bouncy ball! - No!"
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"Shit!"
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"- Come on. - What else about the ball?"
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"Aah!"
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"the damage had already been done."
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"so that they'll react in a way"
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"and I'm gonna stick it in her clam."
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"[Thunder crashes]"
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"Take a seat."
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"- Get her, man! - Girls suck!"
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"[Laughter]"
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"[Scattered cheers and applause]"
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"Hey, aren't you that guy that's running for president?"
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